Sadde and Bell in Worm
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Phyllis Constance Yates folds her arms. "I think you're coming from a place of fundamental misunderstanding of what's going on here."

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"Oh, yes, I have never had a choice, I have to listen to you and do whatever you say or no banana?"

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"I'm not offering bananas. All that's on the table here is your ability to represent the Protectorate in a public setting without damaging assorted delicate operations about which you have no understanding."

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"You keep saying I have no understanding of this and that, but this is not pertinent information unless you actually either offer me this understanding or point to a place where I can get it."

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"You don't need to understand it personally to acknowledge others' expertise. How you've made it to seventeen without learning that I have no idea."

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"No, but I do need to understand it personally before I'm willing to help. I am perfectly capable of letting Sphere build his space colonies, but if he wants my help he will actually have to explain to me what he's doing and how I'm helping."

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"Well, then, it seems we're at an impasse. Come back when you're ready to compromise." She waves with a nicely-manicured hand.

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"You mean bend. You know, if you had spent half the time we did discussing actually explaining the things I asked, you could probably have convinced me already."

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"Wouldn't it be nice if that were true. Shoo." Wave wave.

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"Bye." They hover off—

to find Lorica. Is Lorica around?
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In her workshop!

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Knock knock!

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A bot emerges from what appears to be a cat-door installed in the workshop door. "Can I help you?" it asks.

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"Is Lorica terribly busy, I need to commiserate."

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"Mid-fugue, estimated twenty minutes until her next break and if she breezes past it an hour and a half until I make her take one."

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"I will wait twenty minutes, will you tell me if she does take a break?"

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"Sure." The robot sits on them.

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And they sit cross-legged on nothing, and wait.

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Twenty-three minutes later, the robot says, "She's having breakfast now and won't mind if you come in to talk to her."

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They come in.

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Lorica's eating a food-truck crepe that it seems moderately likely she sent a robot to fetch for her, based on the open window and robot-feet-sized dents in the bag. "Morning," she mumbles around crepe.

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"Morning."

They slowly float up to the ceiling until they are—hugging it? Pressed against it with arms and legs extended.

"How has no one punched Ms. Phyllis Constance Yates yet."
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"Boots dislocated her shoulder once. You don't keep her job for long if you're scared of parahumans."

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They make a long high-pitched noise that kinda sounds like a tea kettle.

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"What happened?"

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