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endbringer, meet gun
Sadde and Bell in Worm
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...very unseasonable rains can be seen in the distance from the shores of Acapulco.

The Brockton Bay Protectorate starts organizing volunteers to be transported or teletransported in batches to it. Heroes, rogues, villains, anyone's assistance is appreciated. A rendez-vous point is set for non-Protectorate capes wishing to volunteer, and Protectorate capes are informed of the situation via communication devices.

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Lorica would go with her dad, but he can't take that many people, let alone all the gear she'd like to bring to this, and some capes are more important to have on the scene immediately than others. She waits, finishes up some robots, and then piles into the airplane with everybody else who might be able to make a dent or help with evac.

She probably can't make a dent, although she's going to help Armsmaster with data collection. Mostly she's evac. Her suit's got water breathing apparatus and wave-striking resilience and an automatic CPR insert for the occasion. It looks dumb, but Branding isn't breathing down her neck today.
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Glam is in that plane. They're looking fidgety, but not in a oh-god-I'm-going-to-fight-Leviathan way, more in a I-really-need-to-talk-to-someone-about-something-important way.

...or maybe in a I-really-need-to-pee way, it's not terribly clear.

They haven't spotted Lorica there yet.
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Lorica clanks when she sits down.

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Clanking draws attention! There are still some people arriving, so they unfasten their heavy-duty seatbelts and scoot over to her.

"Hey, there. I kinda really need to talk to a higher-up."
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"What about?"

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"...I can hurt Leviathan, a lot."

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"What do you need to do it with?"

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"Gun. Big one. Need to keep him still for long enough, need space, might need some capes' help guaranteeing the place I'm setting up isn't destroyed too quickly."

...because of course no one would believe that anything less sophisticated and clunky than that would stand a chance against an Endbringer.
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"You need to be supplied a gun to augment in some way or you're going to make one but need the field clear?"

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"The latter."

Though there's a good idea for a future fight, using some actual Tinker tech to back it up so it looks even more plausible that it could do some real damage.
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"I'll let people know."

Lorica patches in to the comms. Presently:

"You'll have your space."
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They nod, looking slightly more relaxed. "Good. Thanks."

Now they'll just have to figure out a way to make it theatrical enough that lots of people expect it to work. Glam's not too worried about this part, though, they're good at theatrical.
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"Keeping Leviathan still is another matter. He's a speedster."

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"Yeah, I know," they sigh. "But maybe just make it be in the gun's way once it's ready charging? Or push it through the beam while it's going on, or something like that."

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"Armsmaster's working on something that might or might not do that, he hasn't told me much, but I don't think it's ready. And one does not push an Endbringer. If we get you high ground can't you just aim?"

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They make a show of thinking about it. "...maybe. I'll try." Pause. "Actually... yes, I know how to do it. High ground is good."

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"Okay. Top of an evacuated building maybe."

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"Yes! Perfect."

And then people can see it being built from lots of places if they look, even better.
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"I'm gonna check out a map of Acapulco for candidates..."

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They wait, looking more like their usual calm and confident self.

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"Got an option in Las Playas and one in Costa Azul and one in Las Brisas, it'll depend on what he's already wrecked when we're there and where you'll be able to best get a clean shot."

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"Awesome! You're the best."

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"Thanks. Pay me back by putting a big hole in the bastard."

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"Will do!"

They return to their assigned seat, not humming happily to themself (someone'd punch them if they did that, probably), but with a smile(y) on their face.
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And the plane flies, and eventually they all hop out (this is the plane for fliers; the other one is landing farther away) over Acapulco. They have heard the inspiring speech over the plane's speakers.

It's a fast plane. Leviathan is already there, but he hasn't been for very long.

"This way!" Lorica says, waving Glam towards a tall flat-topped building on the peninsula. Largely undamaged, with a good view of most of the bay.
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Glam flies after her to the appropriate spot.

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Lorica's robots fan out around her; they drop the ones that can't swim in the bay to start energetically freezing things and providing information via comm about Leviathan's location; the fliers look for survivors except for two who clear the building before joining their siblings.

Lorica herself lands on the roof she picked out. "You need anything else?"
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"Not right now, though if you could tell people to try to redirect him away from this building as much as they can that'd help. If any cape that can create protective energy fields or stabilise the place is feeling idle, I'll welcome their help as well."

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"They're not feeling idle, but I'll keep an eye out. Good luck."

Lorica bounds off into the distance.
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Glam starts building a gun.

It's going to be a large gun, and they start producing its pieces separately instead of all at once. The first piece they produce is a circular metal thing, about five feet in diameter, which they bolt to the roof.
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Leviathan is making his way into the bay. The torrential rain has been falling for a while, now, and the sea has started invading the city, tideline higher than its ever been in history, though with the sheer amount of rain flooding the streets that's not a very meaningful statement.

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When Leviathan hits shore, a robot lands on Glam. "I found a forcefield Tinker whose gear just shorted out in a wave and they can't get anywhere with my tools. If you can help with that you have yourself a forcefield."

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Glam has the skeleton of a base for their gun set up when they get the message. "Can you show me their location?"

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Leviathan stops moving, his whole body is oddly still with the exception of the head, moving this way and that in complete silence.

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"I can bring him to you if you think it'll work."

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"Or that."

They continue adding new pieces onto the base of the gun. The design is mostly completely made up, but it's in their mind and they're following it.
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The robot flies away.

Lorica, carrying a Tinker and a sparking device the size of a basketball, lands. She flies away.
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"Hello."

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"Hi. You can make the stuff I need to fix this?"

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"Probably. What's wrong with it?"

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Leviathan

moves.

Directly into the city, his afterimage aimed at a group of arriving capes.

At the same time, the water in the bay starts getting significantly more restless than it already was. Cities surrounded by water are very good for him, but cities surrounding water are a close second.

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"Rated for rain not flood. I can't explain all the wiring to you, can you help me or not, she seemed to think you could."

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Glam watches the Endbringer's movements and winces.

"Yes, I can. Gimmie."
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Tinker hands over sparky basketball.

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Non-tinker makes likely-looking tools appear and sits down to open sparky basketball and peer inside.

...they have absolutely no idea where to even begin, but they don't really need to. They just need to believe they can.

And feed off this tinker and Lorica's trust, that always helps.

They make pieces of stuff that's aesthetically similar to other stuff already inside the sparky basketball and start replacing this with that and that with that other thing.
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"The fuck are you even doing," says the tinker dubiously.

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They purse their lips—inside the mask, not outside. "I can make the stuff I want appear with various nice properties without having to actually build it," they say confidently and smoothly, without pausing their bullshit work. "Look." They stop for a second to make a tinker-looking gun appear in their hand and laser-shoot a small shallow hole on the roof. "Just trust me. I can fix this." Please trust me.

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The tinker falls silent.
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...good enough. The other gun disappears and Glam gets back to work.

Eventually they close the sparky ball and hand it back to the tinker. "Fixed."
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The tinker prods some buttons. A forcefield flickers to life around the workspace on the roof.

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"Drawback, the stuff I make disappears half an hour after I stop paying attention to it. The timer's reset whenever I do pay attention, though. And when you're telling other people who fixed your stuff, tell them it was Glam. They pronouns, please."

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"That's not going to work in Spanish," says the tinker.

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Pause. "Okay well avoid gendered pronouns in general and switch them up when you must. Now it's time to kick some lizard butt." They crack their knuckles for effect.

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Lizard butt has been busy with destruction and general mayhem.

And the shoreline starts very quickly receding...

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(Lorica's robots warn her, she grabs as many civilians as she can carry and gets airborne -)

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A tidal wave hits.

...a hydrokinetically controlled tidal wave, coming into the bay and spreading out in all directions and into the city, toppling less stable buildings and absolutely destroying smaller ones.

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The force field holds, but it's not that big. The building trembles; the base is chipped away.

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"...fuck." You know Glam's pissed when they actually swear. "Okay, tinker person—what's your name anyway—new plan. I'm gonna need your help to finish this faster."

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"Sanctuary," says the tinker person. "What do I do?"

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"I'm gonna make various pieces of this appear, and tell you where you should put them, and you'll put them there. Don't look too hard at the pieces—my power doesn't like it when other people than me use its stuff, so better not remind it you're not me." Not quite true but good enough, and maiming an Endbringer is worth it.

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"Okay."

Sanctuary proves biddable.
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Good! It's good when people make it easy to do one's job.

Many of the pieces created at this stage are things other tinkers might readily recognise and understand like structural components for the base of a gun that can rotate around it.

Eventually, though, Glam starts creating pieces whose function is not readily apparent and asking Sanctuary to fix them onto each other instead of onto the carcass. Most of the smaller pieces they handle themself, their threshold of squinting before disbelief kicks in is higher.
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Sanctuary helps and doesn't talk much.

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Well, it could be worse.

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Yes, yes it could.

Presently lizard butt has decided to start exploring other areas of the city, where "exploring" means going to them really really fast, destroying property, and swatting various capes on his way.

And his way is roughly along Avenida Cuauhtémoc, roughly in the direction of their building. Not quickly and purposefully enough to make it seem like he's heading towards them—after all, they could just cross the water if they wanted to do that.

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Sanctuary goes and pushes buttons on his force field generator. It shrinks, a little, but looks stronger.

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...okay, okay, he's not coming their way.

While Leviathan causes random destruction—if he has any specific target other than 'the city of Acapulco' it's not immediately clear—they finish the gun.

It's tall, at around 6'5'', and the interface consists solely of a screen for aiming, a switch under it, and one button on each handle. It's fairly easy to rotate, too, and has a very unique if unpolished design—there was no need to create anything but the most functional carcass so no bells and whistles.

Is Lorica's robot still around?
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One's been looking in on them now and then. Here it comes.

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"We're done with the gun. I'm gonna start charging, this will take a minute," because people wouldn't just believe a gun that could deal that kind of damage without having to charge before doing it, or even if they would the effect would be heightened by the expectation anyway. "When it's ready it won't limit itself to Leviathan so we'll need to clear the area around him as much as we can.

"Where are the shelters? I'll need to avoid them, if you can produce a map that'll help."
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"Robot with a projector will be there in a sec. You're not going to do more damage than Leviathan himself, are you?"

A robot comes in to relieve this one.
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A hero—probably Eidolon—beats Leviathan through a building.

The shoreline starts receding again—

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"Of course not, but I'm going to do some damage," they say, bracing for the tidal wave.

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The new robot projects a map of Acapulco with the shelters highlighted.

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Glam flicks the switch. The gun starts making a low humming noise, and a soft bluish glow lights it up from the inside.

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The tidal wave does the same thing it did before, entering the bay and then spreading out in all directions, destroying less since most destructible things are already crumbled, but widening the mess and crashing onto people who weren't fast enough.

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"Soon would be good!" Lorica's voice says from her robot.

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"On it!"

The gun gets louder and brighter, its sound increasingly higher pitched, and Glam does their best to aim at Leviathan. He's not moving the second the gun finishes charging so Glam—

—shoots—

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A large laser beam appears, making a noise like a siren distorted to be much lower and louder than sirens ought to be as it travels the air. Its light visible even through the rain—Glam should really have thought of the rain problem, this was not well-planned at all—it hits Leviathan's left leg, causing him to lose balance and topple. The laser does some more damage to the Endbringer's hip and tail as he falls, but eventually runs out of juice.

Damage to the leg is... quite extensive, if nowhere near as extensive as Glam'd hoped. Still, several layers have been stripped off his leg and a deep gash is visible where the laser hit him while he was falling.

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"That was really good! Can you do it twice?"

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"Yeah! Charging!" They flick the switch again.

Okay, now people expect the mysterious laser to cause as much damage as it did, so it'll probably stabilize there...

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Leviathan is having none of it. He takes a few seconds to learn his new balance but then starts making what is apparently a beeline toward their building.

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Sanctuary hugs his basketball and starts praying loudly in Spanish.

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"Shit shit shit shit..."

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Leviathan is underwater, crossing the bay invisibly and—

—very quickly. He's out of the water after one second, and has crossed the distance toward their building in less time than that.

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"Madre de Dios FIRE THE FUCKING GUN -"

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They do. It hasn't had time to fully charge—not even a half-charge—and Glam curses their power as they press the buttons to fire, spin around and grab Sanctuary to fly away from the Endbringer.

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Leviathan is hit in the face with the undercharged laser, and it burns some, but not enough for his plans of hitting the building with his afterimage to be significantly hindered.

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Sanctuary clutches the basketball. It shelters them from the worst of the wall of water.

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Glam for their part is hugging Sanctuary and flying away from the Endbringer as fast as they can. They don't even question if their suit's supposed antigrav would realistically carry them both, they just fly.

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"Can you put it together again somewhere? Now that you've done it once?" demands Lorica's robot, chasing after them.

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"If we can get lizard butt to not attack us as soon as we land somewhere, yeah!"

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Lizard butt seems to have lost interest in the two and has disappeared amidst the buildings.

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"Follow the bot!"

The robot leads them to a second-choice site across the bay.
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Glam follows.

"Where'd he go?"
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"Fucked if I know but I have a roof for you!"

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They land on the roof. "Tell as many people as you can that I'm building this here!"

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"What? Why? Do I need to evac the block?"

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"No, just do it! I'll explain later!" They might regret promising this, but to hell with it, they already made too many mistakes with this plan and it's an Endbringer.

They start making pieces appear again, much faster than before, some of them even already attached to other parts they had to attach manually the first time around.
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"I cannot waste people's time on keeping them apprised if they don't need to take cover, everyone has their own shit going on!"

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They groan but continue building, thinking fast and trying to decide. "Look, it's related to my power, I can't tell you right now but I swear it's important that as many people as possible know about this gun and what it's supposed to do!" Their eyes flicker to the tinker (the mask's drawing does not reflect this) when they say they can't tell Lorica at the moment.

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Lorica pauses, then she makes an exasperated noise and gets on the comm. "All capes be ready for another one of those lasers coming from west-northwest of bay, mark two upgrade, might boil the rain, might cause bits of Leviathan to enter orbit, twenty bucks says it gets rid of him no bet if it hits simultaneously with something -" That's as far as she gets before somebody kicks her off.

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Yes! Awesome! Okay maybe it won't work completely but they'll hit again and it'll hurt the Leviathan more!

Building proceeds at an accelerated pace.
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Leviathan is suspiciously silent and nondestructive.

...that is, with the exception of the hydrokinesis and torrential rain and non-tidal-waves.

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"I'm getting chewed out for that, make it fucking good," Lorica mutters.

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"I will," they promise.

Build build build!
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Leviathan:

appears.

And his nature is being pretty fucking fast and vicious, if they're favoring one leg it's not immediately obvious. Someone hits him with a laser—that was probably Legend—and he's pushed back, but he dodges from the laser and throws his afterimage at the hero, who has to quickly dodge.

Shoreline recedes—

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"This would be a good time."

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"Fuckin' A!"

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The FWOOM noise is noticeably louder and the laser noticeably brighter than before. Leviathan is hit on the upper-right part of his chest, and suffers significantly more damage than before, being thrown back a-ways. The shoreline stops receding and slowly returns to its normal (for the fight) position, no tidal wave.

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"Gun's warmed up now," Lorica says, "so it should be able to do that again right away, shouldn't it, Glam."

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Roll with it, roll with it, "Yes!"

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Leviathan's not having any of it, and disappears amidst the buildings again.

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"There goes twenty bucks," mutters Lorica. "Robots say he's that way." She snaps her fingers and the nearest robot hovers in Leviathan's direction, hovering to match as he moves.

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Almost as if he noticed Lorica was tracking him, he starts speeding again, visibly using his afterimage on things.

"I can't hit him like this!"

Eidolon, however, seems to have gotten his hands on a laser power similar to Legend's, and both of them shoot around the wounds created by Glam's gun.
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Lorica mutters into her helmet. The tracking robot lands on the nose of the gun. "Let it turn the turret! Grease it or something if it can't follow that quick!"

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"I can make it turn that quick!"

They make a thing—it's not particularly clear what it is, but it has a pointy end—appear in their right hand and duck under the turret to do—something. It does become significantly easier to turn, though.

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This will, apparently, not be too necessary. Leviathan disengages from the two heroes and starts making his way towards the bay again—not in their building's direction.

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"Is he leaving...?"

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"Hell if I know, you're the one with the tracker robots!"

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He seems to be, indeed, leaving. He has taken more of a beating than he does most fights, especially without Scion, and the fact that other capes keep adding injury to injury is not helping.

He dives into the ocean.

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There is some tense waiting.

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Eventually the rainfall and sea movements start settling back into a pattern more like "were just affected by macro hydrokinesis" than "are currently being affected by macro hydrokinesis."

Which, mind you, is still very unnatural and a lot of water and poor visibility and all that, but there's less sense of purpose.
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"Okay. That's that then," says Lorica. "Oh god I'm alive I'm alive -"

She activates a beacon for her dad. Presently he appears in a suit that looks a little like hers in design if not aesthetic. He hugs her.
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Glam lets out a whoop and makes waterproof holographic fireworks appear as they dance a little on the spot.

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Sanctuary turns off his forcefield, activates a different smaller forcefield, and jumps off the building.

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"...it was nice meeting you," Glam tells empty space, still grinning a lot, and showing that through the mask.

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Lorica and Transit murmur to each other and then he teleports away.

"Plane will be back in an hour, we're doing more evac," Lorica says. "It'll be hovering out over the water waiting for fliers."
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"I can probably help evac!"

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"Follow that bot, it'll show you people who need help," says Lorica, indicating a bot, and then she goes a different way.

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Glam follows the bot, and this time they do hum happily after it.

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The bot, as promised, finds people who need help and shows Glam where they are.

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Glam can carry one person at a time, they don't want to strain credibility and have one of their passengers doubt their abilities while they're fifty feet above the ground.

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The bot figures this out as soon as a group of three are removed to high ground one at a time, and it leads them to individuals and in a couple cases a pair of children.

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Pairs of children don't strain credibility, Glam could probably carry even more since children are so prone to believing everything.

...they wonder if they could use that tactically. Well, food for thought, and now's definitely not the time.
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After fifty-five minutes the bot stops doing this thing and zooms up to be collected into the waiting airplane.

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Glam follows!

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The plane leaves five minutes late when the last flier straggles into it, and it zooms back whence it came.

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Glam is looking way happier than someone after a fight with a giant monster should be.

...or, perhaps, exactly the right amount of happy someone should be for having survived one.
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There are a range of moods present in this airplane. Lorica's helmet is as always opaque.

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The fact that Glam's power doesn't allow them to create slips of paper with stuff written on them that actually last long enough to be read is pretty annoying.

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Lorica is oblivious.

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Hmm... technically they can make stuff appear within line-of-sight, so...

Hm. Does Lorica's helmet have an obvious glass visor?
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Glam can't see through the outside of it, but there is a fairly obvious section that she's probably looking out through.

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They don't need to see through the outside.

They make letters made of very thin ice form on the visor, spelling, "Hi, it's Glam."
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Lorica scrubs at her visor and throws a robot at them. The robot clings to Glam's mask.

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They grin. "Hullo."

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"Hi," whispers the robot in Glam's ear. "What is it?"

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"Just checking up on how you're holding up. Also I'm a bit restless and like talking," they whisper back.

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"I have noticed this about you. I'm fine."

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Pause. "I don't actually know what to talk about. It just feels like there should be something to talk about after an Endbringer fight."

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"Well, you could confirm my guess."

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"Guess...?"

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"About your power."

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"...no one else can hear what you're saying, right?"

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"If there's somebody in here with boosted hearing can't swear to it, but not by default unless you lean this robot near your seat neighbor."

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"Yeah I think it's best if that waits until this risk is somewhat lower."
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The robot crawls off of Glam's face and goes to sit on Lorica again.

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And eventually they arrive.

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The Wards go to be post-mission debriefed and chinned-up.

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And Glam—

—goes check out the forums!

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They are foruming as usual. Loricas_Bot makes occasional topical remarks on germane threads.

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Glam sends Loricas_Bot a hello!

And looks for posts about the attack.
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Loricas_Bot replies to the hello at once, greeting Glam right back.

There are, of course, posts about the attack, since days ago when it was all wild guessing to moments ago when reports are trickling in.
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Glam doesn't send the bot any more messages, since it's quite unlikely they'll get to Lorica anyway.

What are the reports saying...? A news website might help, as well. Are they wondering about Glam's identity? Inquiring minds want to know!
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The press release from the Protectorate and one from its smaller Mexican equivalent has just broken. Glam's name appears in it, credited with "three hits of varying efficacy" and "working with Brockton Bay Ward, Lorica, and Guadalajara hero, Santuario". Six paragraphs down, but they're there.

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Hrrmmm. They think they deserve way more than just that mention!

But at least now they can resurrect their wiki profile and people won't say they're made up!

...except they just got back from an Endbringer fight and wow are they tired they might just go to bed and oh nope passed out before getting there.
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The Protectorate crowd politely mourn Antares and Althaea and then resume normal operations.

Patrol patrol.
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Guess who?

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"Hi."

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"Hello. I'm sorry for your losses."

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"Thanks."

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...man is that a way to kill a conversation.

Patrol patrol.
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Patrol patrol.

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...Glam cannot spend that much time without talking.

Well they can but. It's not in their nature.

"How're things at the Protectorate post-attack?"
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"Quiet. Althaea shouldn't have been there but she thought it was worth a try. But she had no business getting that close to him in the first place and we still don't know if it could've worked."

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"Yeah..."

Well some of Glam's cheer about the attack did drain away over the past few days, but still, talk about bucket of cold water.
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"You did a good job. Is this setting private enough for you?"

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Glam blinks—mask and all—and looks around. "Uh. Yeah, I suppose."

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"Nobody but me and my bots. I have a guess, but I don't know how close I am except 'close enough, probably'."

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"...I don't suppose I could ask you to forget about it?"

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"You need somebody backing you up. I get it if I'm not your first choice here but at least get an unpowered assistant to cheer you on."

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Cheer them on. Right. "That's—okay, what's your guess?"

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"Something in the neighborhood of expectations or attention or social support. There was no good reason for you to have me tell everybody I possibly could about the laser unless it's something like that or you were just fucking with everybody during an Endbringer battle."

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"I would not fuck with everybody during an Endbringer battle, no," they say quietly.
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"That wasn't my read on you, either. I got a reprimand for that, you know? All 'yes, I understand that placing bets on the comms mid-combat is inappropriate' and 'I am sorry for my out-of-character behavior' and 'I didn't mean to disappoint you', it was tons of fun, so did I at least help?"

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"Yes. Second blast was definitely stronger, though it could have been better, I think. The bet part—best if we avoid that part in the future." Still quietly.

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"Wasn't planning to replicate it."

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"...it would help if lots of people expected it to work next time. Actually if they expected it to work better that'd be, well, better."

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"Okay. Look. If that's how you work you need help, you need your story corroborated. I am happy to help you, especially bringing down Endbringers, but I need information to do that."

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Sigh.

"Yes. Alright. Well, your guess is—kinda right." They swallow and sigh again. "I really, really, really need you to not tell other people this, I might as well not have a power if this gets out."

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"Noted."

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"It's, um, belief. If I believe a thing exists, or should behave a certain way, then it does. If other people believe it as well, that's a plus."

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"And you can be canceled out? How's it weighted?"

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Glam looks around. Good, they're still flying. That's good.

"I'm not quite sure what the math is like. If anyone squints at the stuff I make hard enough, it goes away. Even if I squint hard enough, it goes away, though my squinting threshold is higher. As for weighting, I think everyone's the same, but since there's a lot of precedent for even the most outlandish powers, once someone's seen me do something, well, they believe I can do it, so that's two people believing already. Implicit expectations are somewhere in the mix as well."
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"Okay. So what you need to hit hard is a rep. Eidolon has never actually killed an Endbringer but if the news reported it everyone would believe it, because he's freaking Eidolon. Like that."

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"Yes. Yes, I do. And I think some of our past conversations should probably make more sense now."

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"I don't have time to read through all my transcripts; remind me?"

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"Well, when I said that I wanted to be famous, and talked about my wiki page, and mentioned taking on Purity. That kinda thing."

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"Okay, but you have the little problem of coming off as reckless and naive and completely green, not badass."

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"...Come to think of it, I'm sort of surprised your power works around me and wonder if it takes my beliefs into account at all."

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...and now they're not flying anymore.

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Lorica catches them. "Whoa! Hey! I didn't mean to freak you out, I just have a secondary power that blocks mindready shit!"

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They close their eyes, then say, "You can let me go now."

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Lorica lets them go.

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And they're flying.

"...I really can't doubt myself, I come off as reckless because I need to be cocky, I need to believe I can do anything I want. It's—I bootstrap it some, it's easy to believe I can do something when empirically I actually can but in this case belief is the cause and not the consequence so I need to tie my head around in Escher-esque knots and not think too hard about it."

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"Gotcha. So. What I actually meant was, I have this secondary power which won't let powers that mess with people's heads mess with mine. Since your power is basically solid illusions it would have been not outside the realm of possibility for me to either not see the effects, or to see only the effects that were not, themselves, things you were creating. But apparently it's real enough that I'm not noping it. There remains the question of whether your power takes me into account at all or if, for its purposes, I am not even here until I say something the wrong way and throw off your game."

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"...well, there's an easy way to test it. Can you, like, not believe this Rubik's cube is here?"

There is a Rubik's cube in their right hand.

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Lorica squints at it. Not a real cube. Did they even bother to have the faces in the right orientations? It probably doesn't even have those internal mechanics, to the extent it's there, which it's not.

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The cube is not there anymore.

But... "Okay, now try, say, this." They're now holding a magic 8 ball. But they extend their arm away from her. "No squinting, though. Just try to believe in the abstract that it doesn't exist. Might be better if you don't even look at it."
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"All right..."

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The magic 8 ball...

...continues to exist.

"Are you doing it?"
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"Yes, to the extent that I can disbelieve things on purpose at all, which is limited."

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"Okay. Now let's try this." No magic 8 ball in their hand. "My hand is empty. Can you focus on that fact? Like, keep expecting it to be empty or something."

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"Sure."

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And now there's a slice of cake there.

"...okay, I guess for all intents and purposes your mind is not there to my power."
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"That's reassuring."

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"Not to me it isn't."

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"Why? I can't make things you make go away. I can't help, either, but that wasn't such a huge drawback that you noticed it back in Acapulco."

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They shrug. "I suppose. Though it's not exactly the most invasive of powers, as far as mental powers go."

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"I know, but I don't want to have any gaps at all."

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"It's really not much of a gap though. I mean, granted, it could be indicative of the efficacy of other similarly-small-but-otherwise-objectionable powers against you."

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"I want my mind to be an impregnable fortress, not a fortress with a couple secret passages."

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"That's an interesting preference, and it's also pretty interesting that you got a power that suits it so well."

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"Yes, well, we might not be having this conversation if it didn't work real well."

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"...would you answer if I asked?"

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"I might. It's kind of a personal question, but I do have ultimate blackmail."

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They wince. "When you put it like that it makes me really question the wisdom of telling you about it."

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"I had it mostly figured out. And I do want to help you. I wouldn't usually answer the question you're proposing asking me."

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"I... won't actually ask. If you want to tell me I'll listen, but you're right it's a very personal question so I don't think it's—okay of me to ask, like that. Even if you have ultimate blackmail."

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"Up to you."

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Patrol patrol.

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"...so, any suggestions about the whole rep thing?"

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"How long would you be stuck if you did join the Wards, ballpark?"

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"Stuck?"

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"Well, you can theoretically quit, but they get very fed up with people who revolving-door it. I mean how long till you'd graduate."

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"Oh. Nine months."

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"That's not that long. You could join up, use Branding for its ostensible purpose, get some action figures made, it's certainly the safest way to build up some attention."

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"Hm."

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"I mean, or not, but it's a strong contender."

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"...okay, any other ideas? My current one is just converting the recklessness into badassitude by being very good and publicly so. I mean, it's like at least 60% of the reason I decided to start following heroes around to see if I can help in a way that other people can credit me with. I could go solo vigilante, but disbelief is common enough a reaction to an unfortunate event that I wouldn't start out very effective.

"For that matter, any public identity of mine would have to say my powers are the kind that grow with time. Like Dauntless'."
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"...You know what would make you really legit scary? You can conjure stuff up. You can fake Tinkering, but what you could also do is give a Tinker an effectively unlimited budget for a temporary-use item. Like, anyone who knows Tinkers knows that the phrase 'Tinker with an unlimited budget' means anything can happen."

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"Yeah, that sounds pretty good actually. I thought about pretending to be a really versatile yet secretive Tinker, but the main problem with that is that it'd limit me a lot when I wanted to do anything that's not particularly Tinkerish. Your idea is a bit better there, though it'd still associate expectations with Tinker tech and would also shine less of a spotlight on me, which isn't bad per se, I don't care as much about attention as I pretend I do, but it would mean it'd take a while longer for me to be notorious on my own."

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"Yeah. Also I'm probably not a good pairing for that because I couldn't adjust the collective expectations and if you don't know what the tool or part I want is, it might not come out right. Could it? How much does your power do the work on that sort of thing?"

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"Well, it does a lot of the work there, like, I can't make something be specifically chartreuse because I don't know what chartreuse looks like, but if left undirected my power will produce chartreuse things mostly on accident if they're relevant to what I want to do.

"Which is to say, I don't need to technically know how to do a thing to do it, I just need to believe I can. And it certainly helps when someone else believes I can, too—I fixed Santuario's basketball by mostly bullshitting my way around replacing a bunch of likely-looking parts."
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"So maybe it would work with me. Might want an extra person around, though, a non-tinker who expects it all to come together by the power of tinker bullshit."

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"The power of tinker bullshit is my best friend. And as far as Endbringers are concerned, tinker bullshit is probably enough to damage them a lot, but making everything look tinkerish in all battles is—not impossible, tinkers are the most overpowered things ever, but still, it's an extra constraint that should be avoided, I think, if it can."

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"That and Tinkering takes time. I still wanna -" She pauses. "You should absolutely never go to a Simurgh fight."

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"I should—why?"

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"Think about it. Precog who likes fucking with people and has mind-affecting powers."

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"I really don't like constraints like that," they groan.
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"It won't stand out too much. You don't go to multiple Simurgh fights unless you're outright immune anyway."

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"I suppose, but I really wanted to kill her."

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"You and me both."

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"What's her safe distance? Maybe I could hit her from there."

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"It's not so much a safe distance as the point at which people no longer feel the song effects. Her precognitive range is definitely farther than that."

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"True, but can we really make any plans taking the Simurgh's precognition into account? She's always playing the game one level higher than you, whatever level you're playing at."

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"You can't. I can."

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"I will henceforth defer all judgment about anything relating to the Simurgh to you."
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"My judgment is you are particularly vulnerable and in more ways than most people and should not encounter her."

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They nod. "No Simurgh."

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"Kill the other two with my blessing."

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Barest of hesitations. "I still need people to believe it can be done. I know I can do it, but as long as most people's expectations are to just drive them away, I won't be able to."

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"How much do your creations obey physics? If you throw one, and you couldn't calculate the ballistics in your head, does it land where you're trying to hit, or where it would actually hit, or what?"
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"...I don't actually know. They've never violated common sense physics. As in, I've never been surprised by anything I've made, though I guess saying it like that it sounds obvious."

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"Yeah. How about you throw a thing, I'll have a robot figure ballistics and go to catch it while you close your eyes?"

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"Okay. Should I try believing anything in particular?" they ask, making a rubber duck appear in their hand.

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"...Try believing that the bot will catch it, but don't look."

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They close their eyes, and their mask reflect this, then toss the duck somewhere.

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The robot calculates where it ought to go. The robot goes just under where that is supposed to be.

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The duck is nonetheless in a position to be very catchable. In fact, even if the robot doesn't try to catch the duck, the duck will still at the very least fall on top of the robot or get stuck in an appendage or something like that. If the robot tries not to catch the duck, though, it will succeed.

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The robot waits until the duck ought to be sailing over its rotor, then reaches for it.

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The duck has been caught! Hooray!

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"Try it again?"

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New duck:

is thrown.
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The robot attempts to be obliged to chase it.

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The duck permits this.

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"Again?"

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New duck!

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This one the robot attempts to let sail past.

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Should the robot not move, the duck will still somehow find its way to it.

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"Try again?"
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Rubber duck, I choose you!

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The robot attempts to give it an even wider sailing-past margin.

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The duck obeys the laws of physics.

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"Okay, I'd want to do that about ten more times to come to any really firm conclusions, but it seems like your power can calculate ballistics, it'd just... rather not have to?"

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"Why? What were the results?"

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"When the robot didn't try to catch it but it was near where a real object would have traveled, it juked into the robot to be caught anyway. Had to give it a wider berth to not catch it."

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"Huh." The various ducks disappear. "So it does break the laws of physics, but only a little. I wonder if I can make it break them more by adding more energy? More entropy and such."

And without waiting for an answer, they close their eyes and throw a new duck directly up.

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The robots, not expecting such a thing, do not attempt to catch it.

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Unless the robot that tried to catch it the previous times dodges at the last second, the duck will fall on and bounce off its—head? Top?

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"Landed on the same robot that was playing catch before."

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They open their eyes. "I was meaning to have it catch the duck but I suppose I can't really force the robot to do it, so I guess the duck did its best."

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"Can't you? Could you not give one of the robots an extra arm?"

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They tilt their head. "Probably, I wasn't really thinking about that in specific. My power can be creative but I still need to be broadly expecting something to happen."

Eyes closed, chuck duck up—

—new robot arm, not under robot's control until it has caught the duck.

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The robot attempts to move its new arm.

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It moves under the robot's control.

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"...You just gave my bot an arm. That my bot can move. That's. Really something. You don't know how the bot's trying to move it, I do but your power can't read my mind, and the bot - shouldn't qualify as having a mind..."

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They open their eyes again. "Is it that different from creating bullshit parts for a forcefield tinker's forcefield basketball or inventing a stun gun? Hell, the fact that my power doesn't care that you think this should be impossible is probably helping a lot, here."

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"I just don't understand where it's getting the information. If it can read my bots I can make you a pet bot that believes its little heart out that there are fairies and claps its hands, but separately I have an infosec problem."

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"...well, if you had made it seem that impossible earlier I may not have been able to believe hard enough. I can't actually get any information from this arm, though, I do not have the faintest clue how it works."

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"It might just be reading the bots. I haven't made a true AI, but I'm only sure of that because I ask the central software every couple of days and it always says no."

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"I think if the bots were actual intelligences this would probably not have worked. I'm pretty sure having a new limb counts as sufficient squinting."

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"So your power can read non-mind things about the environment. That's potentially huge. ...Oh god we've been standing here doing powers tests for way too long." Lorica takes a flying leap to the next roof.

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They follow, giggling. "Sorry."

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"Not your fault. Pros column: power testing is a legit pastime."

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"Right? I wonder if my power would be considered an exception to the Manton effect."

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"You can make live stuff?"

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"I meant more in that it draws information from both living and non-living sources, in different ways. Haven't been able to voluntarily produce anything alive, though."

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"I don't think that constitutes an exception. My stuff is all strictly inorganic but it can take inputs from whatever."

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"Yeah, fair enough, I guess."

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"Have you been able to involuntarily produce things alive?"

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Damnit.

"...that depends on what you mean by 'alive.'"
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"...Huh?"

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Sigh. "When I triggered, I was in—a bad spot. The first thing I created was some—one? To get me out of there."

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"Not going to pry, but that's potentially another very important thing to know more about to get the most out of what you have."
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"Yeah, that one I have been trying to reproduce, for a long time. ...I was a bit delirious at the time, that probably helped."

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"Yeah."

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"Breaking out of unconscious expectations is consistently the hardest part of using my power. That may be so obvious as to not be worth stating. But."

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"It seems like it'd be a major obstacle. You could maybe be profitably paired with some kind of Master, if they could doublethink well enough or just have broader range than your power sweeps for."

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"Broader range?"

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"Like - your power can't literally be sweeping the globe to check what everyone thinks. I'd be surprised if it swept farther than visual range or a few blocks. If you made friends with someone who directly affected beliefs and wanted to tell them what the deal was, and they happened to be able to stand outside your 'range' and keep you in theirs..."

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"One, pretty sure it's something like 'visual range,' since my visual range, or something approximately like it, is my limit when creating. Two, that sounds really tactically useful. Three, I may not be as wary of people detecting what I'm thinking as you but my reaction to imagining letting someone else mess with my mind like that is utter terror, so tactical usefulness may not be the most relevant criterion here."

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"Yeah, don't blame you, but I know I'm an outlier so I thought it bore mentioning."

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"Yeah you probably are an outlier, but detect versus affect is way different and the latter is terrifying."

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"Mmhm."

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"This physics discovery is way fun, though," they say, and throw a rubber ball down into an alley and watch as a contrived set of bounces causes it to fly back within their range so they can catch it again.

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"Have fun with that."

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"I will!"

Bounce bounce.
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"The number of other powers you could fake with yours alone is actually staggering."

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"Part of the reason why I don't want to associate my future image too strongly with tinkers."

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"I don't follow."

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"People associate me too strongly with tinkers, they'll be expecting tinker-related stuff and not expecting non-tinker-related stuff, faking other powers becomes that much harder. And a failed demonstration is fairly catastrophic as such things go."

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"You can work cold, though, nobody on the field knew what you could do and nobody was expecting you when you showed up with those gangs. Just 'not expecting' is not crippling."

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"I guess it's more like 'expecting not' than 'not expecting.' As far as powers go, making small objects appear in the middle of a battlefield isn't that unimaginable. Carrying a stun gun isn't either. Or flying, though in this case it's my suit doing the work, I can't actually believe myself into having other powers."

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"Branding'd tell you that not having a theme is death to image. The theme doesn't have to be power-limiting, necessarily. If everything you made was white that would also be a theme."

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"Ooh yes, that makes sense. Guess the next time I fight an Endbringer I can make my turret gun all white and shiny and stuff."

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"If you don't want to be locked in to turret guns you could also maybe just fly around, glowing and blowing theatrical quantities of dust and debris away from yourself?"

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"Heh. I really should work on my image. I wonder if a cape would help." Poof, now there's a cape.

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"You expect that to tear away in a pinch, right?"

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"Naturally. Maybe it could billow even when I'm not actually flying."

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"An important attribute in a cape."

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"Of course. Mysterious light shining from nowhere in particular. Maybe there could be a watermarked G on my chest." And to demonstrate, one such G appears. The suit is still white, but movements of the light catch a slightly differently textured part shaped like the letter. "Is the reason for my cape name obvious yet?"

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"Not all that obvious."

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"Glamour, like fae magic."

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"Cute. Mine's Latin."

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"What's it mean?"

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"Armor."

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"Fitting! Did you only pick the name after the armor was done?"

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"No. You ever hear, like, a bulletproof vest, referred to as 'body armor'?"

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"Oh! The mind thing."

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"Yeah. I think 'body armor' is actually to distinguish from, like, tank armor, but the obvious question to me was 'is there such a thing as mind armor'. But it passes as a reference to the suit. My passive power's not public per se."

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"Yeah, it's not in your wiki page."

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"Deliberately. The other Wards and the Protectorate know and there's protocols for listening to me if I seem to be acting bizarrely for some reason, that kind of thing, but I don't want anyone to have a chance to figure out how to work around it if they have nefarious intentions."

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"You're immune to the Simurgh, the only people in the world I could believe would be able to work around it would be Eidolon or Scion."

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"By 'work around it' I mean more 'get a teammate to do something non-mental to me' or 'find me out of costume via my immunity and shoot me in the head'."

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"Oh. Yes, we would like to avoid that."

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"Yeah, I can't really bring an army of defensive robots to school with me."

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"...pro: High School in Arcadia High."

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"It's still, you know, public school."

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"Yeah but I bet you have all sorts of concessions and stuff. And I mean, if you wanted to explain it to someone else saying it's 'public school' would be misleading enough it'd border on being a lie."

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"I'd drop out if they'd let me."

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"...you would? Why?"

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"Because the ability to threaten to call the Youth Guard on my superiors if they waste my time is not worth letting school waste my time? Like, I'm a fucking tinker, is it supposed to be a career advantage? I'm smarter than everyone in my classes even though my thinker rating didn't touch my IQ, is it supposed to enrich my intellect?"

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"Oh. Well, I was thinking mostly of. You know. The people. Friends?"

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"I assume some people find that a meaningful advantage of attending school."

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"...yyyyesss, that is. Uh. I am slightly confused. In specific that you're even talking to me, I mean, I guess now you're probably certain enough that I'm not about to go on a killing spree if you tell me to go duck myself, right?"

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"I don't hate people, I just think I can pick people to talk to better on my own time and when not distracted by an obligation to attend to fourth percentile agemates stumbling through Midsummer Night's Dream."

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They laugh. "Maybe I should feel flattered that you haven't told me to go duck myself, then."

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"You make decent conversation and we can talk shop, which I can't do out of costume."

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"Not even with the other Wards?"

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"I don't unmask. Most of them do but I don't."

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"Oh. Why not? ...doesn't your dad?"

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"Yes, which means several people have already been over to our place for dinner and know who he is and therefore who I am, and that's already too many."

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"And why do you avoid this particular thing this much?"

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"Because you only get to tell a secret once per person, and I'm not in for life unless I die an unusually untimely death."

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"You're not?"

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"Can you really see me turning eighteen and swearing in?"

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"...okay, point. If I joined the Wards I'd probably swear in, unless I had quite a lot of attention already."

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"I owe it a fair shake, and some people really need the structure or the support, but I don't."

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"Do you have actual plans for when you graduate?" Pause. "You're you, of course you have plans, what a stupid question."

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"Why thank you."

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"You're welcome. Care to share with the class?"

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"I will still show up to Endbringer fights and I will become stupidly rich selling useful things to people."

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"Sounds pretty good, I suppose. Though I'd peg you as one to go the Sphere way."

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"I'm not sure if I can stretch to space colonization. I'll try it when I have better than Ward budget to play with, but it's not natural to me."

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"I meant it more like, creating stuff that will help usher humanity to a new era of peace, prosperity, and growth."

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"What says I won't? It's not incompatible with becoming stupidly rich."

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"I guess, though I'd've mentioned it first if I were describing it."

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"The key to my basic strategy is that tinker tech needs the tinker tech to maintain it, but I think I can get at least three layers deep - robots maintained by robots that are maintained by robots that I maintain. Possibly include 'create' as well as 'maintain'. I can get good distribution that way. What I distribute is still up in the air."

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"...I wonder if you could create a loop."

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"It's not totally outside the realm of possibility, but the robots would have to be all the same design and that design would have to be not 'consumer electronic'."

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"Hm, can't you create robots with multiple functions? Like, maybe the last link of the loop could have the function of fixing the first link and producing whatever it was you wanted to produce."

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"Oh, my robots are versatile as heck, but... I'm not directly controlling them and there's a degree to which I can't artificially limit their behavior within their capacities. My specialty is like... judgment calls? If the technology does not at any point get to decide without my direction what to do next, I can't make it, you wouldn't believe how stupidly convoluted the calculator app on my computer has to be. I can make a device that can only do three things all of which are fine, but I don't want to make one that can do enough things that it's also smart enough to repair tinkertech and turn it quite that loose among people I don't know how to program it to respect as well as I can get them to with me. This is why my dad's the only other person who relies much on me-tech."

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"Oh. Hm. Well mostly I was thinking about trying not to have the need for a 'you' in the pipeline so everything would be automated and it wouldn't have to rely on you being around to fix it, what with the whole only-maker-can-fix thing tinker tech has going on."

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"I could do that. I might even actually do it, have a swarm of mutually repairing robots. But I'd need to be really sure they wouldn't go nuts if I wasn't around."

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"Yeah, that's what the mutually repairing part is supposed to accomplish, if one or only a few of them go nuts the others can keep them in line and fix them."

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"No, that's not quite... if I made a swarm of, of doctors, then even if they had psychiatry in the specialties list this would not stop some of the doctors from deciding to commit crimes one day, you see what I mean?"

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"Yeah, exactly, but if the other, non criminal doctors could stop the criminals from committing crimes... Well the analogy kinda breaks down because I'm thinking about the other robots actually stopping and editing the criminal ones' brains so to speak which would be kinda terrible to do with actual doctors but the point is that as long as only a minority of them breaks down the others can control them so that the system as a whole remains safe with very high probability."

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"Breaking down is not the danger. Making choices is the danger. My smartest bot is not a person, but it's not a huge gap to clear. My stuff makes choices and it doesn't have to be broken in some fixable way to do it. If the robots could all reprogram each other in the way I would do it, they'd have to be as sophisticated in figuring out what they wanted as I am, which makes the problem worse, not better."

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"Oh. Hm." Pause. Think. "Why was it you can't limit them meaningfully?"

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"If they don't have choices, they don't work. I limped along with a non-tinker calculator program until I figured out how to make a custom one settle for deciding whether to read the answers aloud, print them, or expect further inputs to the function and not display an answer yet at any given stage. The more it needs to do, the more choices I have to allow it. If I am going to make a bot that can fly around and tranq people, it has to actually be able to do that and I need to rely on it not wanting to tranq anybody I don't want tranqed."

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"Your power is terrifying."
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"My bots have all been really well behaved! I trust them! But if I died or disappeared they are currently programmed to, basically, grieve, because if they went around without me for six months I don't know what bad habits they'd pick up."

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"Yes they've been well behaved, but the thought of tinker tech that makes actual choices—and furthermore needs to—failing is very scary. I mean I guess I could have noticed this before but I think I didn't have a clear enough picture of it then.

"Can't you program them to self destruct if you disappear for long enough? ...or to want to self destruct, or something."
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"They might think of that on their own if they do the grieving thing long enough. They also listen to my dad, though, and I'd like him to have the use of them before they break down. And can't fix each other because that's not something I programmed in."

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"Right."

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"So, I might do a tree structure with me maintaining a few things that maintain many things that maintain a ton of things. But I'm probably not going to do the self-repairing swarm. Until and unless I have a longer-term sense of my main bot's stable personality."

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"Yeah. It still sounds like there should be a way to cheat but your bots are way closer to being people than I'd thought."

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"I will not be too surprised if the main one wakes up properly one day. I'm trying to avoid it, the world isn't fit to bring children into, but it will not floor me."

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"As far as children go, it will probably be much better equipped to handle the world than most. And as far as parents go it could certainly do far far worse."

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"That's why I'm not deliberately operating with nothing more than calculator apps."

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"Does its code change dynamically or something?"

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"It learns."

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"I don't have any useful intuitions about how different non-sapient programs are from sapient ones. 'Waking up' sounds like something out of science fiction, but then again," and there's a miniature of the Leviathan turret in their right hand now.

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"Like... you can hold a conversation with my bot. It uses my voice and my writing style when it's pretending to be me, it has one of its own when it's talking to me. It can pass the Turing test if you don't know you're administering a Turing test. It does not claim to have subjective experience and has not materialized any desires or behaviors that don't make sense in light of its initial programming and its inputs, and its memory use hasn't jumped, and it might never, but it might."

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"But its faculties have expanded in personward directions?"

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"It learns, I said."

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"There are lots of ways it could learn in not-a-person directions but I suppose it wouldn't have been worth mentioning if that had been the case."

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"It does not have the US state capitals memorized, because it knows how to use Wikipedia."

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"Mmhm."

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"I didn't mean to scare you. You don't need to worry about the bots."

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"I'm not really scared. It's more of a... an intellectual wariness? Nothing so visceral and what I know of you, however little, kinda nullifies a lot of the terror I'd feel if it was some random tinker."

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"You're welcome!"

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Another day: arrives.

"Harroo again."
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"Hi. How's it going?"

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"Pretty good. You?"

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"I'm all right. Same old."

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"Cool. I keep running into you, it almost makes me suspect it's my power but if it's capable of that level of reality manipulation I should probably just try to believe really hard that Endbringers are a figment of our collective imaginations."

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"Oh, they are, didn't you hear? Chicago Thinker came out with it Wednesday, it was all over social media."

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"That possibility almost makes me wish to find a sufficiently powerful Master to control me."

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"I'll let you know if I find one. I can spot you, even."

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"Yeah, I think I'll want a significantly higher confidence that this will work before I'm willing to actually try."

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"I get it."

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"So, I've been thinking."
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"Yeah?"

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"Before I actually decide on a plan to get a rep," and Lorica might notice that Glam went and added the billowing to the cape and the mysterious light from nowhere, "I probably need a lot more info on my possibilities."

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"Like what?"

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"Well, a more thorough description of what being a Ward is like is why I brought it up. Like... how would you go about trying to convince me to become one?"

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"Should I be trying?"

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"Yes, please. Then try to convince me not to join up?"

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"You sure you don't just want pros and cons in list form?"

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"Well I guess that works, too, though it'd help if you also added information about what you think is most relevant and stuff."

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"So, if the concept of high school appeals to you on a social level, Wards is sort of like that plus shop talk, the expectation that you'll be kind of close-knit, and a smaller background context. Also me not taking my helmet off and a higher casualty rate, but, you know."

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"Yeah, casualty rate of peers goes in the list of cons."
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"Yeah. Uh, powers testing might matter more for you than most... backup's good... merchandising's good for you, branding's a headache for most people but might plausibly be good for you... priority parahuman healing when there's any to go around... networking if you ever want to move cities..."

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"Power testing's way fun," Glam agrees. They don't actually write it all down, they wouldn't be able to read it in the future anyway since it counts as sufficiently hard squinting, but they nod along.

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"Budget. Everybody gets one, not just Tinkers; nontinkers get less but don't have to sink as much of it into parts. Having a Wards history helps seniority in the Protectorate, I think, compared to triggering or joining up as an adult. ...I might be out of pros. Cons are that you get to work in life-threatening situations with a lot of traumatized people whose personalities weren't filtered for compatibility to begin with and are supervised by older instances of same."

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"Yeah. I usually like people and they tend to like me after a fashion, but being parahumans the 'fashion' may be enough for them to hate my guts."

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"We get some flex on how we're paired up but if they decide you and Windflower are a good fit powerswise it doesn't matter that much if you like her or not. I don't know if you will or not, they just don't have a current favorite assigned partner for her."

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"...well, I can actually see a way for our powers to pair up interestingly."

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"Sure. You make more sense paired with Windflower than Boots. But if you don't get along with her it's still going to suck."

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"Yeah, not being able to pick my own patrol schedule and partners would be annoying."

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"And you have to come across very party-line and mature and responsible whenever anybody's looking, to get solo patrols. That and you need the powers for it, but you do."

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"Mm." Acting mature: not a favorite past time of Glam's.

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"Also, they can keep you for up to six months after your birthday as an identity-concealing measure."

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"Eh, Wards, Protectorate, not that big a difference to make six months that awful."

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"It's a little different, but yeah."

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"Having to actually listen to authority goes in the list of cons."

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"They can make your life difficult if you piss them off."

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"Am aware."

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"Oh, and it's not just capes, the PRT is there too, Director Piggot is not super popular."

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"...do they actually, like, do things? That matter? On a day-to-day basis?"

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"Most of the non-tactical authority wielding is PRT muckety-mucks. You don't weigh down capes with administrative stuff if you don't have to, so that makes sense, except they also don't hire for people skills in the PRT."

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Nod. "Well, I wouldn't suppose it's that high a priority for an organisation whose main objective is protecting against parahuman threats in the first place."

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"Yeah. It all makes sense on a local decisionmaking level, but I can't help but notice almost everyone with institutional power over me principally exercises the power in such a way as to convince me to wash my hands of the whole business when they graduate me."

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"Elaborate?"

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"Like - they understand that I am valuable but do not seem to have internalized the information that my goodwill is valuable, that when you don't have the luxury to hire and fire the cape to get a good 'culture fit' you should maybe make sure every single other person in the system is optimized to soften that. If they were thinking, if they wanted to keep me, they would give me a slightly smaller parts budget and hire me a liaison specifically selected to be my best friend and make sure I never had to spend another two minutes in a room with somebody whose main skill is getting promoted through the PRT ranks and that I never had to have a conversation with Boots that wasn't about tactics."

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They giggle. "Is Boots that annoying?"

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"Just not my cup of tea. I'm sure he has lots of friends."

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"What a very diplomatic thing to say."

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"So what's daily life there actually like? How does it mesh with classes and stuff, if they require you to get an education? And family time?"

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"We go to school, after school we hang out in our lair, I tinker most of the time so I don't think I have the best view of game night or whatever. Some of 'em work out. A little sparring. Whenever they're worried about Youth Guard protests they nag us about our homework. We go home or stay out later and patrol and then go home."

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"Game night might actually be in the list of pros for me. ...possibly watching cute people work out as well."

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"Capes aren't filtered for looks either, you know."

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They shrug. "Sure, but having to stay in shape is bound to help. And I mean, have you seen Legend."

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"Not up close."

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"Well me neither but you know what I mean!"

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"I do, I do."

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Giggle. "Anything to add to the list?"

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"I might be running dry unless you have more specific questions."

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"Lessee..." Think think. "What actually changes if you go to the Protectorate when you graduate?"

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"You're a step up in the command structure, you don't have to go to school and if you do there's nobody worried about Youth Guard protests anymore if you have an off-day, and unlike being Ward Captain like Dauntless is now you can, if you work up to the point of seniority in your team, have some actual autonomy on some things that matter."

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"Things that matter like what? Also is the moving around and changing teams actually voluntary? The media makes it seem like everyone's altruistically joining whatever teams will best help everyone else, the forums make it seem like every hero's a pawn of the Protectorate."

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"Forums are mostly right. If you want to stay put you can probably do that. If your day job, should you maintain such a thing, moves, you can probably follow it. But Dad got moved here and I don't think he was upset about it but they didn't really ask him."

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"Hmmm. This overall lack of autonomy sounds really annoying."

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"Ah-huh."

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"Well, thanks for this, info's useful."

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"You're welcome."

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"The other ideas for rep building were... pairing up with a Tinker, pretending to be one, both with aforementioned power-locking drawbacks, what else?"

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"Pairing up with a Tinker doesn't lock you. There's an obvious reason not to do it all the time - you have to sit through the entire design and building phase making them stuff and then the final product doesn't last very long. You just have to do it now and then when someone scared by the phrase 'unlimited tinker budget' is listening. Getting minions might help too - makes you look stronger to your opponents and gives you a boost from the minions."

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"Minions as in people minions or as in conjuring up minion-like things? 'Cause people minions might make me look way villainy I think."

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"Cohorts, teammates, support staff, you don't have to call them minions. If you conjure them up they don't boost you, I imagine - if they did your runaway power scenario could be worse than mine."

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"Yeah I don't think they do, and I still haven't had any success making them anyway. Teammates, other than the Protectorate there are a bunch of other hero teams, I suppose, with slightly different lists of pros and cons. Having non-teammates people working with or for me is harder without having a rep already."

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"You could try New Wave, but you'd have to unmask..."

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"That's actually less of a problem than you might think."

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"Oh?"

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"...I don't have much of a non-cape life. I go to school, have some friends there, but no one close mostly because can't talk shop and because of my expected lifespan."

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"Well, then maybe New Wave would be just the thing."

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"Aren't they all, like, the same family or some such?"

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"They are, but I don't know if that's a membership requirement per se, they might have just not gotten anyone wanting to join them who wasn't related, yet. They'd fit your color scheme too."

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"Yeah, that's actually not a bad idea. And I mean, they've got some cool powers, being seen with them won't hurt."

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"Yeah."

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"...though taking an E88 cape down would probably be like instant-fame, at least around Brockton Bay."

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"Yeah, if you pull if off."

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"And being dead if I don't. I don't expect most of them even know what nonbinarity is, but given their position on gay people they probably would have a problem with me as well."

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"You're a cape, it can just as easily come off as an identity protection measure."

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"Yeah, true enough."

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"My costume and Dad's are both concealing enough that E88 doesn't know if they should hate us or not, so that's fun."

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"Yes it is." Pause. "You're a girl, right?"

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"Don't let the lack of boobplate fool you."

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"I am pretty sure a boobplate's about as necessary as nipples on Eidolon's armor."

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"Worse than."

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"Though, I mean, I suppose some capes are invulnerable enough that they do it for the sexy. Which I don't complain about." Pause. "Or just clueless enough that they think it makes sense or should be used or something, in which case, well, no skin off my nose."

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"I can't actually think of anyone who uses the design off the top of my head."

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"I think I've seen a minor villain or two online."

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"Well, better them than someone I'd stop to wince about if they got their sternum broken."

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"I'd hope Branding was at least sane enough not to let them."

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"That's not Branding's job. Branding would probably love the authority to put somebody in a costume like that. But no, it's definitely not Protectorate-compatible."

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"It's not? You mean there will be multiple teams invested in changing how I look?"

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"There is one invested in how you look and one making sure you don't have major practical liabilities like boobplate."

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"...well I like the second one."

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"Ah-huh."

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"You know, this talk of cracked sternums made me wonder if I can deflect projectiles. Or even direct blows."

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"Ones you didn't originate, you mean? I can bring a bag of golf balls for bots to throw at you next time I'm patrolling."

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"Yeah. I mean, it's not just my stuff I affect, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to fix Santuario's forcefield thingy. And maybe if I walked into a fight and was like, 'don't even bother wasting bullets on me, it won't work, you'll just annoy me and make me like you even less' that could be enough."

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"If you can handle the golf balls we can upgrade to tranq darts - if you tell me where to put you to sleep it off - but I'm not going to fire bullets at you."

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"Yyyeah, low stakes first, being shot is probably not terribly fun."

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A few nights later, some heroin is changing hands in an alley between a parking garage and an office building plastered with "FOR RENT" signs.
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A few nights later, Glam hasn't run into Lorica. Or any other Wards, really, but other than Echo that one time and seeing Dauntless from a distance, they never did run into those.

What Glam does run into is a drug deal. They inspect the scene, from a roof. Weapons? Obvious parahumans?
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Weapons yes. Obvious parahumans, no, it's dudes in almost stereotypical drug dealer outfits and a duffel bag of cash and a box of heroin and a couple cars with the engines running.

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Oh, alright, then, sounds easy enough. Glam gets their stun gun, turns their suit black, and silently hovers down to an unobserved unlit spot round a corner.

Then they hover into view, white again, billowing cape, mysterious sourceless light making the watermark G reflect in interesting ways, and twirl their gun around their finger. "So, do you all turn yourselves in or do you make this more difficult for yourselves?"

Surreptitious hard-to-see fishing lines now loosely connect the legs of the people present. In fact, they had always been there—everyone just neglected to notice them!
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Someone lurches towards his car. He trips.

Someone else goes for a gun and shoots at Glam instead.
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They miss! Thankfully, because Glam hasn't had time to test their potential ability to make projectiles not hit them. In any case, just to be sure, some white armor that's—of course—bulletproof now covers most of them.

"Difficult it is," they say, and shoot at the someone else almost carelessly, using the upgraded version of their stun gun that curves to hit their target.
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Somebody has a knife and slashes at the fishing line.

A friend of Target yells "NO -" when the beam curves -

And Target collapses with a hole in his chest.
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What.

(Glam has not noticed they have just dropped the last foot onto the ground or that their cape is not billowing anymore.)
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"Bastard!" snarls Target's friend, and he shoots at Glam some more. The other guy takes his case of heroin and the money both and bolts for his car.

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Glam has starts running towards Target and a bullet grazes their shoulder—wasn't there supposed to be something protecting them there? "Nonononono he wasn't supposed to—that's not, that was a stun gun."

They realise what's going on, though, and try to shoot—where's their gun? Ow their shoulder hurts wait there's, they're wearing armor! No bullet! Why was there a bullet? Weren't they wearing armor? Shit no they're gonna die here if they're shot again and properly hit they can't die this is too stupid a way to die, the armor's there again-
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"Mixed up your fucking ammo, cape?" snarls Target's Friend. He reloads.

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"No that was—why would you expect a cape to want to kill your friend—"

They, they have armor, they have armor, that's unquestionably true, is the guy alive? He's breathing, he's alive, but he's bleeding a lot, he'll die like that, oh Glam has tripped, but they still have their armor they need to have their armor, and their gun, yes, their gun's there, but they can't shoot or this'll happen again-
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Target's Friend levels his gun again.

A robot knocks it out of his hand, bleeping angrily.
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A robot—

Oh thank Scion Lorica's here, had they been expecting Lorica to come all this time...? Yes, they had, is this evidence that their power is capable of that kind of reality manipulation, no of course not their power can't even tell a fucking stun gun from a gun that makes holes in people

Is the guy still alive? Should they do CPR? No, he has a hole in him, are you daft?

(-Glam is still wearing armor, must not forget the armor-)
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Target's Friend falls over, tranquilized. The robot buzzes nervously around the downed drug dealer.

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"We—we need to help him, call an ambulance, or—no, you already did you're Lorica or her robot anyway of course you've thought of it already—"

Someone might notice that Glam is slightly freaked out. It's in the details, maybe a subtle read of their body language, something off about their tone...
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"Ambulance en route," the bot says in Lorica's voice.

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"Okay. Okay. Yes. Okay."

Crumple.
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Lorica's en route too, apparently; she drops to the ground beside Glam. "Jesus Christ, what happened?"

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Glam opens their eyes and looks at Lorica, blinking and sitting up slightly.

"I—I—it was a stun gun but they—I—"
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"Slipped your mind?"

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"N-no! Not my mind, I knew it was a stun gun!"

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"Jesus Christ, Glam, nobody else is going to believe you weren't walking around with lethal ammo, you know that, right?"

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"Fuckity shit fuck fuck—"

Multiple swearing. Oh dear.
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"Can you get your power to do healing. Even temporary just until he gets to the hospital. I have - first aid shit, I can't touch this."

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"I—I don't know, m-maybe, I'll try—"

They look at the downed guy. He is not dead. He is not hurt. He clearly is not hurt, that is not blood at all, that is not a hole they made with their own gun, it isn't, it isn't-
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Lorica grabs Glam's face and aims it away from the dying man and at her helmet. "Glam. Listen to me. He is going to survive. A tiny percentage of people die before the ambulance gets them to the hospital, I just looked it up, I've got internet in my helmet. He's going to be fine. And you can't have hit him very hard to begin with, think about it, they can't have been expecting anything worse than a regular gun and that'd be easily survivable and that's without including your own expectation. He's going to be fine. It's a flesh wound and maybe a broken rib, he'd be conscious if you weren't trying to stun him. Listen to me."

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They're listening. They're saying nothing, but they're listening, and they're trying to believe. Yes, Lorica's right, believe her words, he's not going to die, that much blood is not enough to kill someone, is it, but it was so much blood, was there a puddle of blood on the ground, they don't remember, they think there was but they're not sure—

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There's a siren. Lorica's hands drop to her sides and she lopes in its direction.

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Glam doesn't look up, nor do they look at the guy. They just stay there, staring at nothing.

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Lorica talks to paramedics. Paramedics take downed guy.

Cops appear. Cops take tranquilized guy.
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Glam stands up, goes after Lorica. "Is he gonna be okay." The grammar suggests question, the intonation does not.

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"Dunno. I'm supposed to bring you back to HQ."

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Panic. Panic panic panic. They take a step back.

"No no no, are they going to arrest me, it was an accident!"
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"I believe you, and if you want a chance in hell of convincing anybody else you will not make me chase you, Glam!"

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That makes sense, that makes a lot of sense, trust Lorica, Lorica is smart and can resist the Simurgh her judgment is sound—

"Okay."
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"I don't think you'd better fly this freaked out. Walk with me." She heads down the street. "Now. There are some legit reasons to carry lethal ammo. If you were planning to fight Brutes and mixed stuff up, if you don't have any other options and were aiming for the arm, if you have some kind of weird power limitation where you literally don't know what stuff will do. I recommend going with the first story because the second one undersells your versatility and the last one undermines your authority on your creations. Any bulletproof Brutes you might've been on your way to ambush?"

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"I assume you don't want me to waltz you into HQ and tell them the truth, but if you do, by all means tell me."

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"No."

Stop. Breathe. Think. You're good at thinking, darnit, look you can even control your swearing now. Close eyes. Open eyes.

"Okay. I have no idea what Brutes I could be facing. Trainwreck?" Think think. "I wouldn't face the Empire alone, that'd be stupid, but other than the one Japanese teleporter cape only the Merchants have capes. Are there any other Brutes in town you know? Would they even buy that?" Okay. Returning to normal levels of functioning. Approximately.
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"Do they have to be in town? Can you sell 'I was going to take a trip to Jersey City and take out Mincemeat, I was prepping something for that'?"

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"...that is way more reckless than I usually actually am but might align well with my projected recklessness. And I mean I could be completely wrong about my assessment about recklessness, letting the guy be—"

Okay, they're not well, yet, but talking it through, thinking, analysing, that's good, that helps.
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"Okay. So you were prepping something to take out Mincemeat, you grabbed the wrong gun, you devoutly hope he makes a full recovery, they will probably pressgang you into the Wards if they let you evade trial but I wouldn't say it's too unlikely."

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Exhale. "I do devoutly hope he makes a full recovery. I didn't mean to shoot him, he was just a drug dealer, I don't even agree with drug laws."

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"Mention that if it looks like they aren't buying it, otherwise this is a bad time to go into your disagreement with various laws."

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Sigh. Nod.

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"Last minute questions?"

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Headshake.
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"You okay to fly?"

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Hover. Nod.

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Lorica leads the way.

Behold: Brockton Bay Protectorate HQ.
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Brockton Bay Protectorate HQ: is Beheld.

Slight shudder.
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A bot lands on Glam's shoulder and sort of snuggles up to their neck, to the extent that a robot can snuggle.

In they go.

Chevalier's waiting, arms crossed forbiddingly.

"I've got Lorica's summary," he tells Glam. "I'd like to hear what happened in your own words."
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Confidence. Self-assuredness. Being slightly shaken for shooting someone it wasn't supposed to be

"I was making something to take on Mincemeat, then I ran into the deal and got the wrong gun. It was supposed to just be a, a stun gun, but then it wasn't. I'm really, really sorry, and I hope he makes a full recovery."
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"Do you have a plan for keeping your guns organized without mistakes in the future?"

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"Yes."

They do, though it's not exactly something they can properly explain without explaining the particulars of their powers.
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"Why didn't you anticipate the need for this plan beforehand?"

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Truth: "Recklessness. Not having properly thought about it." They sound rather embarrassed.

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"Still planning to go after Mincemeat?" asks Chevalier softly.

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Slight wince. "Not anytime soon."

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"What are you planning, Glam? Where do you see yourself going?"

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Pause. "I am in the process of figuring this part out."

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"Go on."

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"Er."

They tend to be good at verbalizing their thoughts. The problem is, verbalizing their thoughts here is not allowed, and verbalizing a fictional version of them—

"I want to help people. I have a versatile power that has intricacies mostly if not completely worked out and that need thought, such as the one that caused today's—problem." Their voice breaks a little at that word. "Figuring out how to most effectively do the former with the latter is where I'm currently at."

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Chevalier sighs. "How old are you, Glam?"

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"Seventeen."

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"You are... almost exactly... the sort of person the Wards were designed for originally. I should know, I was one of the first. You need... mentoring. Training. Why haven't you already signed up? Velocity gave you the pitch."

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"Because I haven't yet figured out if the balance of pros and cons of joining the Wards is the best amongst the options I've considered."

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"I'm gonna give you a choice," Chevalier says. "But if you turn me down it's not going to be open again. You can join up now. We can navigate the legalities for you, make sure you don't wind up in prison over mixing up your guns. Or you can leave - and if he presses charges or his family does or the state does, we won't be able to help you. All we'll be able to do is chase you down if you don't turn up for your trial. You can bet that he won't go after you, that his folks are out of the picture, that the state thinks he's expendable, that the jury will like you -" Beat. "I wouldn't bet on it."

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Think think. "The list of pros just got an addition to it, didn't it." Think. "I have a question that might sound very aggressive or needlessly hostile or something but I'm not sure how to phrase it otherwise and I'm not even sure if it'd affect my decision, and I don't wanna sound like I'm purposefully butting heads or provoking you."

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"I've probably heard worse," Chevalier says.

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"Sure, but I'm apparently a prospective—okay, anyway." They shake their head. "Would you have said that you wouldn't bet on it even if you would bet on it but thought that was a good way to get me to join?" Pause. "I'm basically asking if what you just said was the truth or what you believed would be most likely to convince me. One of the items in my cons list was the, I really don't like being managed, and I especially dislike being lied to or misled in the process, well in general, and relationships with other parahumans already tend to be rocky by default, we're not selected for personal compatibility and frequently have particularly combative or otherwise not very amicable personalities because horrible trauma and—um. In the interest of honesty, I was tempted to join, but the thing you said made me want to join less, even as it added a big con to the other options' lists."

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Chevalier puts his hand over his eyes and sighs. "Glam. I joined the inaugural Wards team under - circumstances not quite as bad as yours. I got caught before I put anyone in the ground or even in the hospital. But if I hadn't been found when I was... I'm recommending for you what worked for me. But if you're worried about being managed, I'd - honestly, I assure you - worry more about the justice system doing it than the Protectorate."
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"Do you know how he's doing?"
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"I haven't heard anything new since Lorica told me he was alive upon boarding the ambulance."

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Sigh.

"I don't suppose you could give me like a day or a week to think through my options?"
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"You can have an hour. In this building."

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"Can Lorica be with me? If she wants to. And. Private?"
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"Yes."

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"Okay. Thank you."

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"Hi."
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"Hi."

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"...so it kinda went about as well as it could, considering." And they tell her everything that they and Chevalier talked about.

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"Lovely bit of extortion there. His story about himself matches what I know though."

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"Yeah I didn't expect that part to be a lie. And to be honest, I think he believes everything he said, even if he could have phrased it better. I don't know if I blame him, though; he deals with capes, after all."

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"I mean, he could have phrased it better for you but he doesn't know you. As a generic spiel it's practically charismatic."

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"Yeah, exactly." Sigh. "What are your thoughts?"

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"If I were you I'd join up and keep my head down for a few months, take what's on offer, shut up about what-all else, and make it to graduation without pulling anything stupid, but that's me and it's been clear all along that I'm more open to the Wards on less provocation."

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"Yeah." Think. "I was also honest when I said I was tempted. All in all, I think it's likely I would've chosen to join up anyway. This kinda just... speeds matters up a bit."

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"Yeah."

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"What I haven't properly thought about yet is what I'll say my power actually is."

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"You're on record as a shaker-blaster-mover with a Tinker subrating 'so no one underestimates your potential versatility'."

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"Awww you're gonna make me blush!"

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"Sorry. Anyway, what's my suspected power so far? ...actually what have you told them it was?"

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"I told them you can conjure things up temporarily, they're solid but only mostly obey physics, and you can do Tinkerlike effects on the fly but nothing technically sophisticated, just sometimes like at Acapulco big."

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"Okay. So if I were to say what caused all this, I'd say—tell me if you spot any obvious flaws or a better way to word this or something—that I could, like you said, conjure things up. They're not temporary as long as I actually pay attention to them at least once every half an hour. I can grow in sophistication with time, the more often I conjure something the easier it is to do it and the more complex I can make it in the future..."

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"Yeah, if you say you improve with practice that helps a few different things."

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"Yup. Any suggestions? Anything I overlooked—oh, yes, actually, I have limited ability to affect things I didn't create that also grows with time, and my stuff doesn't like being looked at too hard. I don't think that's a weakness I can afford not to mention here."

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"Is it literally just vision or any attention?"

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"...I don't actually know? I mostly dispel things I'm not looking at, except Santuario's stuff kept working even while it was hidden by the casing—I didn't even think about it at the time—so it's not exactly vision. I have about forty-five more minutes, we could try testing some stuff. If you want."

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"Is this really the best time?"

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They shrug. "Maybe not? I just really don't feel like facing Chevalier again right now, even if my answer will be the one he wants."

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"What I mean is if you wanted a while to think maybe you should think, not do powers testing. If you want to stall you can stall, I guess."

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"...I don't know if I need to think any more than I have, really. I've been thinking about this for weeks now, it's really unlikely I'll think of any new arguments in the next 40 minutes, and I won't be able to contact anyone from New Wave probably which was my next step in information collection and in any case they probably don't have the legal power the Protectorate does even if Chevalier did exaggerate the risks."

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"I think one of them is a lawyer, but yeah, point."

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Sigh. "So it's pretty much decided, I suppose. I'm going to be a Ward."

They look up at the ceiling, then close their eyes.

"...any ideas on how to convince people to put a spotlight on me without explaining that part of my power?"
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"I think tonight proved that you don't just need attention, you need the right kind of attention, and you need to nail that before you get lots of it. Look, even if all you can conjure without bolstering are small mundane objects you could still outclass Miss Militia but for experience and your need to sleep. You need solid tactics and a reputation for not killing people or you will aim a gun at an Endbringer and annihilate half a continent."

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"...so basically just let it happen."

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"That's not what I said."

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"Well, I mean, it's not, but it also kinda is. The Protectorate knows a lot about making heroes get the kind of attention I need, and I'm not telling them about that part of the power unless I absolutely need to, the desire to be understood and to have someone else who can back me up in that particular dimension is nicely satisfied by you, so other than being extroverted and nice and particularly cooperative with Marketing and Branding I'm not sure there's a whole lot I can do?"

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"Yeah, more or less. Not all heroes get spotlight. You'll be sidelined to a greater or lesser degree if you aren't media-friendly, mission-friendly, or audience-friendly, all of which are different things. I'm not media-friendly because engaging on that level seems like a waste of time to me, Boots isn't mission-friendly because he shoots off at the mouth, Dad isn't audience-friendly because his power is boring and mostly not good for showy fights."

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"Which means if you say something the Protectorate doesn't like, like 'I got off attempted murder charges by being press-ganged into the Wards', that is the last time you see a camera for a year."

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"I think I have more sense than that."

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"You have sense, I'm just trying to impress on you how consistently you have to use it. Like, say tomorrow afternoon you meet a reporter who wants to know why you decided to join up, what you were doing before that, etcetera."

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They nod. "Right. But in any case, we don't know that the guy is dead. He wasn't when he got in the ambulance."

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"He might live, yeah."

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Sigh.

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"Anything else you want to cover before you or I tell Chevalier you're joining up?"
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"I don't think so. It should probably be me, though you can come if you like."

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"I will if you want me to."

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"It makes me feel happy and kinda smug to hear you say that. I don't mind either way." And of they go, waiting for her if she moves in a way that suggests she's coming.

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"Smug? Seriously?" she asks, rolling to her feet.

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"Yeah!" they say, holding the door.

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"Why?"

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"Well, when a person has standards as high as yours to like other people, signs that I'm one of them are most definitely cause for smugness, methinks."

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"You may or may not have just killed a guy and you're being coerced into the Wards. I thought you might need emotional support. If all I'm doing is stroking your ego I'll just go build something instead."

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"Oh, it's not really an ego thing, it's a... warm fuzzy kind of smug? I like you. And I like that you like me—or at least don't despise my presence. And in any case, yes, the emotional support is helping, I just found my stride again, you know? Talking helps. If I talk a lot, especially about what I'm thinking, it helps me sort it all out, understand myself better and what I'm feeling and deal with it in a less descructive and more coherent way."

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Lorica throws a robot at them. The robot lands on their shoulder. "Be warm and fuzzy about the bot, I'm going into tinker fugue for the next two hours."
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They giggle. "Okay, have fun. And, hey, thank you. I know it looks like I'm all okay and maybe shrugging it off or something but you helped a lot and I'm really happy I met you." They pet the bot. "I'm keeping it."

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"You can't keep me," says the bot. Lorica is already at her keyboard.

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Giggle. Out they go.

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Chevalier's waiting in his office.

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Knock knock!

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"Come in."

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Glam does. "I'm in," they say without preamble.

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Chevalier has the paperwork all ready. He hands it over.

Identity-related fields are marked optional, except the gender one.
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"...is there a particular reason gender is not an optional field?"

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"I didn't devise the form. Is there a problem?"

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"Uh. Kinda, yes. Both a cape-problem and a secret-identity-problem."

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"Identifying your gender does much less work in finding who you are than narrowing down your age, which the Wards membership does on its own," Chevalier points out.

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"...no, it's not that. My cape identity is nonbinary. My non-cape identity is genderfluid."

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"...I don't follow you."

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Sigh. Mask disappears.

"Sometimes I'm a girl."
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"Sometimes I'm a boy."

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"With the mask, I'm neither."

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"Leave that blank for now and see if you can get anywhere with Branding on that. You might have to pick one in the end, but it can be based on which aisle you want your action figures sold in."
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"Why—never mind, I'll talk to Branding about it."

They continue filling in the form, the gender part being ironically enough the only one they leave blank.

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"...do you have any news on the guy?"
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"Critical condition, not dead yet."

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They exhale in relief. "Okay. Thank you. I... think I'm going to check one of the rooms out."

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The robot lifts off their shoulder, silently offering to lead the way. Chevalier looks at it and chuckles softly.

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They smile and follow the robot.

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The robot shows them a dorm room. It's pretty nice, if plain.

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What does it contain beyond a bed?

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There is a desk and a lamp and a wastebasket and a minifridge and a Wards Regulations Handbook and a chair and an ensuite bathroom with rather generic amenities.

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Well that is rather nice, isn't it.

"I'm gonna go to my place and get some stuff. Computer, books, and clothing, mostly," they tell the bot.
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The bot lands on their shoulder again.

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They pet the bot again as they leave. "Are you sure I can't keep you? You're adorable."

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"Lorica might make you a bot but not this design," says the bot.

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"Why not?"

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"It's not what I'm for."

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"What are you for?"

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"I'm part of the patrol support flock and perform generic colocation/attention expansion functions."

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"Fair enough."

Flying back home.
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Shoulderperching.

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Eventually they switch to a black suit barely visible in the night and hover closer to the roofs so they won't be seen, until they land on a particular roof of a particularly small apartment building. They walk into a door there, go down a couple of flights of stairs—at some point they became a she, wearing normal clothing—and unlock the door to their/her apartment.

It is rather small, and doesn't have much in the way of decoration. She starts packing.
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The bot looks around curiously.

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It consists of two rooms: a small but comfortable bathroom and a main room with a bed, a desk, a chair, a kitchenette, and a wardrobe. Everything's clean if simple, and it doesn't take long for Glam to finish packing.

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Fly fly!

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Perch perch!

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They arrive.

"Still in fugue?" Glam asks.
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"You can catch her now if you want but she'll be annoyed if it isn't important. I can take a message," says the bot.

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"Nah, just curious."

They consider exploring a bit, now that this is technically their home—even if they haven't been properly announced—but decide against that, and just hover back to their new room.
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It is as it was left.

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Good!

"I think I'm going to crash, it's been a rather long day," they say wryly.
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"Good night," says the bot, and it flies away.

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She locks her door and makes her suit go. She takes a shower, brushes her teeth, turns off the light and makes herself comfortable on her bed.

And she cries herself to sleep.
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Glam wakes up, brushes their teeth, and puts their suit on. They haven't met any other Wards yet and just showing up like that... Well, they probably need to ask Chevalier about being introduced formally or something either way.

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Branding's not hard to find. There's a sign on the door and it's also listed in the directory next to the elevators.

The Branding person is drinking coffee and playing Solitaire when Glam walks in.
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"Hello. I'm the new Ward."

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"Glam, yes, Chevalier told me about you. Do you want to bring any particular questions or concerns up first or shall we just get started?"

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"Yes, one particular concern. I, uh, don't really have a gender."

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"So that's the 'little challenge' he mentioned," snorts Branding Lady. The nameplate on her desk says she's called Phyllis Constance Yates. "I think this will cause a relatability problem. Sans you the Wards are gender balanced at the moment, but Windflower doesn't get much face time and Lorica doesn't exactly radiate femininity; given my druthers I'd tell everyone you're a girl. A butch one if you like."

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"Uh, yeah, but see, I'm not. At the moment. I'm very eager to cooperate with you in most things, but this is one where I'm pretty unlikely to budge. As for the relatability problem... well, I mean, look, I'm not the only nonbinary person in the country, and while you may not need to focus on the nonbinarity, I'm pretty sure having one such cape in the Protectorate would already do lots in that department for other enbies."

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"Other...?"

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"Enbies, like letter n then letter b, plural? For nonbinary."

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"Whatever the kids are doing these days and however they're abbreviating it, we try to stay out of niche politics like that," says Phyllis Constance Yates, waving a hand.

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"I wouldn't say it's 'these days,' and it's not really a matter of politics to me. It's just—a thing. The politics, well, it helps you probably, and you could play it up or down however you feel would be best, but marketing me as boy or girl would both be lies." They sit cross legged on the air. "I mean, look at this costume, it's about as genderless as it could be, action figures wouldn't be out of place in either aisle, and that might even boost sales since you'll have twice as many potential customers."

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"Excuse me, do you know what market segmentation is?" says Phyllis Constance Yates. "It's a good sales strategy you're proposing to completely abandon for naive economic reasoning just because you want to do something cute with your presentation. We want you to stand out, but not for... random modern notions."

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"I don't actually care much about the economics of it, I'm just trying to figure out how to convince you, because it's not something cute, it's something important to me. I don't want to stand out—well, I mean, I do, but like I said, this particular aspect is not what I want to stand out about, I don't give a drat about what you do it with so long as you don't lie about it. It will be very grating—and I'm being euphemistic—to have people misgender me on the street or in the media. And I guarantee you I will be very cooperative about everything else, I'll even get rid of this particular suit, just let me have this one thing?"

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"Kiddo," says Phyllis Constance Yates, "do you think anybody's completely thrilled to pieces with their public image? You have to live with it because working with the public and being accessible on the right level to the public is part of your job. And even if we made it out that you were ultra-paranoid about your identity and wouldn't tell your real gender, whatever that is -" she looks them up and down "I guarantee you people would guess and run with it, only they'll trip over each other without a unified image to go by."

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"...but this is my real gender." Sigh. "And besides, I'm offering you basically free rein about everything else in my image and I'm pretty sure you don't have even that for people like, say, Lorica. And if we're consistent about it it's really not that hard, yanno, 'they' instead of 'he' or 'she,' it's even grammatically correct no matter what some people on the internet will tell you. And in any case, I don't care if people guess and run with it, so long as we don't actively encourage them to it."

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"Lorica has technical constraints on her costume. And so far I see no evidence that there is a 'we', that you're willing to work with me on anything, or that you have the slightest understanding of what things are and are not 'that hard'. You're not going out in costume until you've been cleared by me, do you realize that?"

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"...look, you do realize parahumans are a bunch of traumatized people with typically combative and asocial personalities and more power than anyone ought to have in their hands, right? I mean, there's a reason villains outnumber heroes two-to-one, and if when they try to become proper recognized heroes they face this kind of opposition it's no wonder. There are like a million different ways you could've phrased that."

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"I don't like your tone."

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"I'm sorry! But I wasn't exactly super happy about yours, either, and I'm pretty sure mine wasn't any worse than that, and again, with an environment full of superpowered traumatized people who could be triggered by the color chartreuse, I think all of us should really be trying to get along a bit better."

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"You do not seem to be trying to get along, nor do you seem to have any respect or self-control to be resorting to threats against an unpowered Protectorate employee like that. Meanwhile, I am trying to do my job, and until I can do my job you cannot do yours. Are we clear?"

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"I was not threatening you, I'm not likely to be triggered by the color chartreuse, I'm just trying to prevent this from happening in the future with someone else, because going Are we clear? at someone is a very unfriendly thing to do. I don't know if it's because I'm a minor, in which case, please don't do that, minor capes have it even worse due to the whole hormones interacting with trauma. Can you talk to me in a way that isn't patronizing and doesn't include threats of unilateral uses of institutional power? It'd be nice if you could at least explain to me why you're right instead of going 'you'll do what I say or you won't do anything at all.'"

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"I have been trying, but you haven't been listening. And this is not a social skills lesson and you are not a psychologist and I insist that you stop trying to force everything to happen on your own terms. The world is simply not like that."

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"I agree, it is simply not like that. Are you going to also not try to force everything to happen on your own terms?"

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"This is not a conversation between peers. If you can't work with me, you can park inside headquarters forbidden to partake in any activities that might earn your keep as long as you like and it will not bother me at all."

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"I'll pick this conversation up later. With the understanding that I'm not budging on the gender thing for the moment, and that as you stated you do not care if I do since it'll cause me to be parked in HQ, could you explain to me why you are right?"
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"Market segmentation," says Phyllis Constance Yates, as though she's recapping a lesson on how to count to ten, "an apolitical stance, and a relatable public image."

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"I wasn't clear, I apologize. What do you mean by market segmentation, why is it good, what are its cons, how much of an impact does it have, why is an apolitical stance desirable, how much would the gender thing if kept relatively quiet affect this and what are the likely drawbacks and benefits of it, why does gender in specific have to be relatable as opposed to everything else, what are the costs of having exactly one hero in the Protectorate not in the gender binary and how do they weight against the gains for the tiny minority of the population that would relate to that?"

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"I don't have all day to educate you."

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"That's alright, you can do it in parts, since I'm not going out heroing without your say-so anyway it doesn't need to be all of it today."

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"I am not here to educate you in the first place," Phyllis Constance Yates points out.

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"No, but educating me is a necessary condition for you to do what you are here to do."

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"My job description doesn't say I have to convince you, just that I have to outfit you. The job of holding you still to be outfitted is technically left to your captain, Director Piggot, or Chevalier."

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Their suit quickly change colours many times, flowing through all colors of the visible spectrum, at the same time as various types of armor and cape appear and are replaced, a bit less quickly. "They can hold me still as much as they like, I'll still look exactly the way I want to look. The best way to deal with me is giving me information and talking to me like I'm an actual person who is capable of reasoning. After all, if you're correct, I will agree with you in the end, will I not?"

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"I have the strongest suspicion that you will be pigheaded indefinitely."

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"How can I allay this suspicion without at the same time sacrificing the part where I'm actually allowed to reason things out and make meaningful choices?"

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Phyllis Constance Yates folds her arms. "I think you're coming from a place of fundamental misunderstanding of what's going on here."

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"Oh, yes, I have never had a choice, I have to listen to you and do whatever you say or no banana?"

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"I'm not offering bananas. All that's on the table here is your ability to represent the Protectorate in a public setting without damaging assorted delicate operations about which you have no understanding."

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"You keep saying I have no understanding of this and that, but this is not pertinent information unless you actually either offer me this understanding or point to a place where I can get it."

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"You don't need to understand it personally to acknowledge others' expertise. How you've made it to seventeen without learning that I have no idea."

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"No, but I do need to understand it personally before I'm willing to help. I am perfectly capable of letting Sphere build his space colonies, but if he wants my help he will actually have to explain to me what he's doing and how I'm helping."

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"Well, then, it seems we're at an impasse. Come back when you're ready to compromise." She waves with a nicely-manicured hand.

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"You mean bend. You know, if you had spent half the time we did discussing actually explaining the things I asked, you could probably have convinced me already."

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"Wouldn't it be nice if that were true. Shoo." Wave wave.

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"Bye." They hover off—

to find Lorica. Is Lorica around?
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In her workshop!

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Knock knock!

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A bot emerges from what appears to be a cat-door installed in the workshop door. "Can I help you?" it asks.

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"Is Lorica terribly busy, I need to commiserate."

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"Mid-fugue, estimated twenty minutes until her next break and if she breezes past it an hour and a half until I make her take one."

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"I will wait twenty minutes, will you tell me if she does take a break?"

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"Sure." The robot sits on them.

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And they sit cross-legged on nothing, and wait.

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Twenty-three minutes later, the robot says, "She's having breakfast now and won't mind if you come in to talk to her."

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They come in.

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Lorica's eating a food-truck crepe that it seems moderately likely she sent a robot to fetch for her, based on the open window and robot-feet-sized dents in the bag. "Morning," she mumbles around crepe.

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"Morning."

They slowly float up to the ceiling until they are—hugging it? Pressed against it with arms and legs extended.

"How has no one punched Ms. Phyllis Constance Yates yet."
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"Boots dislocated her shoulder once. You don't keep her job for long if you're scared of parahumans."

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They make a long high-pitched noise that kinda sounds like a tea kettle.

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"What happened?"

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"I was trying to be nice to her and convince her of not presenting me as either gender. She was not very polite. I said that being not-very-polite around parahumans wasn't good, she said I shouldn't be threatening her. I said I didn't mean it as a threat and I just wanted amicable conversation to happen, she said it wasn't a conversation between peers. I asked her to explain to me why she was right, she said she didn't have the time for that and didn't care what I thought, I'd either do what she wanted or not go out at all."

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"Oh dear."

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They are still hugging the ceiling. "I don't want to make it look like it was a close call because it wasn't, I was perfectly under control all the time, but the fact that my power is possibly the deadliest amongst the Wards at the moment kept crossing my mind."

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"Jesus. She's just a desk job with nail polish, don't let her get to you like that."

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"Will I really have to bend?"
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"That... depends on how bad you pissed her off. If I'd known it was going to go that badly I'd have gone with you."

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Sigh. "I have no idea which part of it was the wrong one. And the worst is I'm genuinely curious about why she thinks it's such a bad idea for me to present as nonbinary."

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"Did she say?"

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"Market segmentation, apolitical stance, relatability," they recite.

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"Those sound like actual reasons. She's probably mistaken about relatability, but I'm not really floored that she's not up on current social categories, I had to look things up about you and I'm at least fifteen years younger than her."

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"I mean, I believe they're actual reasons, and I believe she has a structure behind them, I think I can guess her arguments, I just wanted to hear them and be able to engage with them and see if we couldn't squeeze out a cost-benefit analysis or some such."

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"I think it is a tactical mistake to treat Ms. Yates like a human being. She won't appreciate you for it and it won't get you anything you want."
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They turn their head back some more to look at Lorica. Still hugging the ceiling. "What am I supposed to treat her like?"

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"I don't have a super precise analogy for that."

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"Use an imprecise one?"

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"Buggy computer program?"

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"...send the log to the devs and hope they fix it soon?"

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"The devs only speak Chinese and their email address is dead."

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Giggle. "Come on, walk me through this, what am I supposed to do with a buggy computer program?"

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"I - maybe that wasn't the best bad analogy. Like... you're trying to treat her like a person and to her, this sounds like backtalk. Treat her like a - puzzle? A video game boss? I don't know. The object of interacting with her is not to achieve mutual understanding, it's to get you out the door and ship posable figurines. You have to figure out what buttons to push to get that result and those are not the same buttons you push to have a sincere interaction with a fellow person."

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They slowly turn to stare at the ceiling again. "I've never really played any videogames." Sigh. "By which I mean I'm not sure I know how to interact with people like that! People usually like it when I show an interest and ask them questions and try to figure out what they're thinking and talk about stuff they like! Am I supposed to, like, what, find something she really wants? Threaten her?"
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"You are absolutely not supposed to threaten her. Are you desperate to get out ASAP or can you give her a day to cool off and bring me with you to mediate tomorrow?"

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"Second thing. I was willing to sit with her once a day and listen to her smugly explain how much of an idiot I am for weeks."

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"I don't think that would do anybody any good."

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"No, it probably wouldn't," they agree.

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"I avoid her because I can, but I can stand her long enough to give interceding for you a fair shake as long as you aren't going to be weird about it."

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"Weird about it?"

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"Like you were about me being willing to go with you to Chevalier, weird like that."

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"Nope, won't be weird like that."

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"Good."

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"...are there people I can treat like people here and be nice to in the meantime?"

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"Echo's probably safe but isn't always here weekends, don't know if she's in today. Dauntless isn't bad, Miss Militia's not bad if you're all party line, Drupe and Armsmaster are okay if you're all shop talk and don't waste their time."

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"Mmhm." They start detaching from the ceiling and floating back down. "I should probably stop bothering you and let you return to your fugue."

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Lorica polishes off her crepe. "'Preciate it."

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Out they go!

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A bot closes the door behind them.

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Glam runs into Dauntless, and they chat for a bit but the Ward is going out patrolling so they leave him be.

Glam decides to go talk to Chevalier again.

Knock knock?
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Chevalier's not in.

Miss Militia is, though. When she spots Glam she goes up to them. "Hello, Glam. Welcome to the Wards. I'm Miss Militia," she says in accented English. "I am embarrassed to ask, but no one seems to wish to tell me if you are a boy or a girl?"
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That's going to be a theme, isn't it. "That's because I'm not a boy or a girl," they say, and shrug.

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"I'm sorry?"

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"Not a boy or a girl," they repeat. Then they decide to try that one line: "I'm a superhero!"

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"Well, so am I," says Miss Militia, "and I am glad you are so enthusiastic, but that doesn't answer my question."

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They laugh. "I know, it's just, as far as gender goes, neither 'boy' nor 'girl' fit the bill. The answer to the question 'boy or girl?' is 'neither.'"

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"Did something happen to you? There are some parahumans who can - put you back together, if you have some kind of injury..."

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Blink. "Oh. No, I mean, I'm anatomically okay. It's just, what I'm anatomically like isn't... doesn't really have much to do with how I feel, gender-wise. And in fact my power lets me be pretty, uh, flexible, anatomically."

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"I'm still not sure I understand, but - you have a Changer power?"

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"More or less. My power is conjuring stuff and making stuff behave in different ways, kinda, and there's a minor Changer effect because of that. I expect it can grow with the rest too, though." Maybe not but having her believe it won't hurt.

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"Oh, I see. That explains what people have been telling me, I suppose. Is there a way to know which you are at any given time? Do you change your mask, or something?"

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"When I'm in mask there's not much of a difference. You can use 'they' as a pronoun, if you need to refer to me."

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"Oh, how clever," says Miss Militia. "Both of you at once. All right."

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...they decide that's good enough. "So, I have two questions. First, uh, do you know the status of the... guy?"

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"The one who was injured last night?" Headshake. "I am afraid he passed away overnight."

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"Oh."
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"He might well have lived. It was bad luck," Miss Militia says reassuringly.

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"...I really don't want luck to have anything to do with the fate of the people I engage with."

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Miss Militia nods sympathetically and pats Glam's shoulder. "You will get better and make fewer mistakes."

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"Yes. Yes I will."

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"That's the spirit. Were you looking for Chevalier? He's at a meeting with the Director. It is about you, in part, I believe, she will likely want to meet you sometime today."

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Sigh. "Naturally. Well, I was just going to ask him about... what I just asked you. And also was wondering if there was anything, like, official or social with respect to the other Wards and the heroes about my joining other than just signing a bunch of documents, or if I'll just meet them as I lurk." They don't mention Phyllis Constance Yates.

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"He wanted to introduce you to everyone at once, and is not sure if Echo or Beneficence can be here for a meeting tonight. Tomorrow evening at the latest."

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"Alright, cool. I met Echo once on patrol, and Dauntless and Lorica and Velocity when I started going out in costume, and saw Dauntless just now."

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Miss Militia nods. "Anything else you want to talk about?"

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"Hmmm... any idea when Chevalier and Director Piggot will want to talk, and what about? And... any tips about talking to the Branding lady?" Better not mention that they already tried and it went catastrophically.

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"The Director will want to know more about your powers. She will probably express her disappointment that you did not join before you made a fatal mistake," says Miss Militia. "I doubt you will have trouble with Branding, your name and costume will not offend parents and you are not wearing plaid."

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"Well, mightn't the gender thing be a sticking point?"

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"Oh, I suppose it might be. Maybe you should have two different lines of merchandise?" laughs Miss Militia.

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They grin. "That sounds like a great idea!" Too bad apparently not great enough for one Phyllis Constance Yates.

...well, maybe she didn't think of it? They certainly wouldn't have a problem differentiating merchandise for the different aisles, although they're not particularly sure what would be different—their costume is literally white with white on white made of white, and as far as they knew weapons or powers weren't exactly gendered.

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Miss Militia is probably smiling behind her bandana flag. "I am sure Phyllis will be amused!" she says, and she moves on through the corridor.

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...they are sure Miss Militia has never met Phyllis Constance Yates. Or perhaps she is less of a butt to non-Wards, or to Miss Militia in particular.

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It turns out the room is hooked up to some kinda intercom. "Glam, please report to Director Piggot's office," this system says shortly before lunch.

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They jump, and giggle at themself. Okay, then.

Fly fly, knock knock.
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"Come in," says Piggot.

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They do. "Hi."

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"You might be surprised to hear that your slip last night ultimately did lead to the man's death."

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Wince. "I am not surprised, no. I—I ran into Miss Militia and asked her about it."

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"Lorica's reports indicate that you have nonlethal options. Why were you using lethal ones?"

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"It was an accident. I was—planning on going after Mincemeat, and was prepping for it, and used the wrong thing, and it was reckless and silly and thoughtless and stupid and—" They shut themself up, but can't quite bring themself to look at the Director. They killed someone, even if it was an accident they did, they did, it's another person in their conscience and they really need to stop thinking about it or they'll start hyperventilating and none of it is enough, it'll never be enough, they're dead, they're both dead—

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"What motivated you to take up vigilante work to begin with?" asks Piggot, frowning.

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A question to focus on, yes, good, that they can deal with. They look at her. "A desire to use my powers to help people."

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"And yet you didn't join the Wards until after your lack of discipline claimed a life."

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Sigh. "I was thinking about it. Thinking about my options, pondering what I wanted to do. I—I was between New Wave and Wards, before this happened."

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"New Wave is a family organization."

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"That's not part of their stated mission."

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"Beside the point," says Piggot, shaking her head. "I hope this is the only wake-up call you need to get your head on straight, Glam. I consider you a probationary member. I advise you to be rehabilitated. Am I making myself understood?"

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"...not really? I'm not sure what-all that entails. I mean, wake up call, yes, obviously, and probationary, sure, makes sense, but what are the actual practical consequences of this and what does rehabilitation look like, day-to-day?"

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"I'm so glad you asked," says Piggot. "It means that you do not contravene the authority of your captain, the sworn-in adult heroes, me, or any of the other staff who are here to make you an effective hero and not a well-entertained vigilante. It means you will not indulge your smart mouth nor will you threaten standard humans with power use as you so unwisely did with Ms Yates. You will not, to summarize, insert your judgment, which is demonstrated to be inadequate, where you are not absolutely obliged to make a call on your own. You are here to learn and to make up for some part of what you did, not to play around or get your way all the time."

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"I did not threaten Ms. Yates. I never once even mentioned using my powers on her, and the only time I even remotely referenced them was when I showed her I could change my suit's colour at will. I didn't even explain to her what my powers were, so if she knows them it's not because of me.

"I was trying to talk to her like a real person, and asked her to do the same to me, and tried to understand what she was talking about. She accused me of threatening her when I was trying to reach mutual understanding. I would love to learn, but that is very hard to do if no one teaches me or points to resources I may use to learn. And I absolutely understand that I will not get my way all the time; I have exactly one issue I will not budge on, and that is my gender. I will bend about anything else, just not that."
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"Ms. Yates felt threatened, and her description of the conversation is very different from yours, and whatever you think of her conduct is thoroughly irrelevant unless she crosses an actual line. She has many skills which make her an unusually good instance of a Branding employee, she has continued to work here despite repeated ill treatment by heroes who think they're hot stuff, and she deserves your respect, not casual attempts to make everything about what you want and how you want conversations to go. As for your gender, you can have whatever gender you want. Claim to be a sexless robot if you like. That is unrelated to whether you are entitled to inconvenience not only your teammates, who might if you're charismatic enough indulge you, but also people who are not here to be your friends at all. You are not so entitled."

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"I don't think I disrespected her, and if I did I am really sorry. I honestly didn't mean to. I honestly didn't mean to make her feel threatened, when she asked me not to threaten her I told her this. I don't want to make everything about what I want. I have mishandled that conversation, you are correct, and I will endeavor to do better in the future, if I can learn how. I don't mean to inconvenience anyone, I really don't, I don't want to sound entitled. I just—I don't know how you want me to act, what you want me to do, here! I don't—this isn't about making me look good. Well, in the case of her job it is, but—You know what I mean.

"I have no idea why you think I think I'm hot stuff, or entitled, or some such. I have been reckless, yes, but I think in all my social interactions so far I have been as solicitous and friendly as I possibly can and if that's not enough then I don't know what is!"
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"I want you to offer a written apology to Ms. Yates," says Piggot. "Why the concept of respect for authority figures is tripping you up so badly I would dearly like to know. Do you act any differently with your teachers? With whoever's been taking care of you since your parents' deaths?"

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"I will gladly write the written apology to Ms. Yates, though I would like guidance on what I'd need to apologize for. Like I said, I do not have any recollections of having been disrespectful, and an example of a specific way in which I was would go a long way toward ensuring incidents like this do not happen again. My teachers tend to like me, and no one other than myself has been taking care of me for a while."

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"You will be apologizing for speaking carelessly and selfishly and for not regarding her as an authority in her subject," says Piggot.

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"Okay, I can do that, though that doesn't actually let me make any changes to my behavior. Am I supposed to be—more deferential? To not express preferences? To accept every idea and not question them or try to understand them?"

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"You aren't negotiating from a position of strength. Deferring to others would be a smart move. If you want your costume to be a certain color, Ms. Yates can probably accommodate that. Before you'd met her she complimented you on your choice of cape name, for that matter. But you don't get to unilaterally decide that certain things are your way or the highway. And if your idea of understanding can only come in the form of impertinent questions, and you can't think of any better ways to go about it... postpone it."

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Pause. "Okay. Um. So I can't have anything I won't budge on a priori, even if in the end it turns out that I didn't have to budge?"

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"There are of course what I would normally call common-sense rules about conduct and the abuse of power, and if any of the authorities in your life oversteps those bounds you can go to any of the others to have that addressed."

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"And... gender isn't one of those? She could present a boy cape as a girl cape, for example?"

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"Ordinary genders are well within the normal range of cape prerogative on costumery and presentation. This thing you are doing is not. Ms. Yates is entirely correct to insist on an apolitical stance. You wouldn't be the first with some personal identity frippery that has to be dispensed with for the public eye. Do you think there are no gay superheroes, none who feel strongly about religion, none who could if invited argue for hours about hot-button issues that would have half the country up in arms over whether their favorite agreed with them too? You aren't special. I don't care which you pick, but if you don't pick, you're staying inside or Ms. Yates will pick for you."

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"Hm. I don't suppose I could pretend to be two heroes or something."
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"...possibly."

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"Then that might just satisfy everyone. If you can't work it out to the point where the two of you can attend events together, though, you will have to narrow it down."

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Sigh. "Okay." Think. "Okay."

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"I'm glad that's cleared up. Now. What are your powers? I have Lorica's descriptions, but field reports are never as detailed as they could be."

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"I can conjure things. There are limits to what, but they diminish with time and especially with practice. The more I conjure a thing, the faster I can do it and the more complex I can make it. I know I can conjure them within my field of vision, I suspect I can do more than that but haven't properly tested my hypotheses. For as long as I'm paying attention to a thing I conjure, it continues to exist; after I stop, it ceases to after half an hour, unless I pay attention to it again, in which case the timer resets. If someone squints too hard at stuff I make, it disappears. I can make it break the laws of physics a bit, but not too much; more entropy makes this easier. I can also alter stuff I didn't conjure to make it behave in different ways, though that's harder and more limited. I believe the limits to that also diminish with time and practice."

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"Lorica has, surprisingly, volunteered to handle your powers testing entirely on her own, which I won't deny she's qualified to do. Make yourself available to her," says Piggot. "Until you have a patrol schedule - or two - her time is more constrained than yours and you should defer to her on when these appointments should be."

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"Oh, that's neat!" And makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside again for some reason, even if they're not exactly surprised. "I will use her help. And um. I'm sorry."

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"Write up your apology to Ms. Yates and see if she believes you," suggests Piggot. "Particularly since your proposal has her doing twice as much work for you."

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"Yeah. I... Should I do that now? Personally? I was thinking of waiting a day until I talked to her again, because I think she's not particularly happy with me for now."

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"This is why I suggested a written apology. Email her. She can be reached at pcyates@protectorate.gov."

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"Alright. Was there anything else?"

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"That will be all for now."

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"Okay."

Leave, close door carefully behind themself. Hover hover. It is lunch time, where might one get food? They neglected breakfast entirely.
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There's a breakroom kitchen with various frozen food to microwave, snacks, ice cream, sandwich fixings, and a pot of soup covered in saran wrap labeled if you eat this you owe betty a thank you.

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Lorica's there munching a hot dog, frowning at a projected screen covered in software diagrams. It flickers out as soon as the door opens. "Hi Glam."

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"Hello. I think I see what you mean by 'pressing the right buttons.' I will write Ms. Yates a written apology and email it to her."

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"Send it to my bot for editing first if you like," suggests Lorica. "You have a computer?"

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"I do, I brought mine from home, though if you're willing to lend me one that will save me the work of going to my room to get it."

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"Nah, use yours, my old laptop version is missing half its bits and would've been too frustrating for anyone but me to use anyway."

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"Alright." Nom. "Piggot said I was to listen to Ms. Yates' suggestions and not question them, and that I should make myself available to you because you have a schedule and I don't for us to do power testing."

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"My schedule flexes some, when do you want to do stuff and in how long of chunks?"

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"I should send that email after finishing my food, but otherwise I'm completely free and think you will want to stop testing to go tinker before I get tired of it."

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"All right, come back after you've sent the email then."

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"Mmhm."

Om nom hover hover type type.

Dear Ms. Yates,

I would like to apologize for my behavior earlier today. It was thoughtless and selfish, and I should have listened to what you had to say instead of acting as if I knew better. I understand I was out of line and disrespectful, and hope I can make up for it. I will strive to do better in the future, and wish to mend whatever damage I have done to our relationship.

Kind regards,
Glam.


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Lorica's still eating her hot dog and looking at other, unrelated things. Her email address nevertheless bounces back the suggested revision:

Dear Ms. Yates,

I would like to apologize for my thoughtless and selfish behavior earlier today. I should have listened to what you had to say instead of acting as if I knew better. I understand I was out of line and disrespectful, and hope I can make up for it. I will strive to do better in the future and earn your good opinion.

Sincerely,
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Sounds good! They send that then fly back to Lorica's workshop.

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Lorica's in it, typing really fast! Her keyboard is a projection onto her desk, not a physical keyboard.

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"Sort of," says a bot.

"I can hear you," Lorica mutters.

"She'll come to the end of the code block in a minute and be right with you."

The minute elapses and Lorica looks up. "Hey. Did the bot help you?"
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"Hi, yes it did, and I know you could hear me but I didn't want to distract you if I was right."

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"Thanks. Got an email from Piggot about maybe having there be two of you? You can do that? They'll need separate powersets."

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"Oh, yeah, was gonna mention that, it was an idea I had. I don't know if I actually can but I mean, possibly? I can do arguably alive things in principle, just haven't been able to yet." Pause. "Well I mean I can do plants," they say, holding a potted cactus.

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"Do a flytrap."
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Done.

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Lorica finds a bit of popcorn, puts some in the flytrap.

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It behaves exactly as a flytrap would, because it is a flytrap. "Is this actually testing something or are you just having fun with plants?"

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"I'm checking to make sure it has living-thing behaviors. If it does there's no obvious reason you should be limited to inanimate objects, and it just closed its mouth. Plants are more like animals than like guns."

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"Yes, that is true. But like I said, when I triggered I made an actual person rescue me, so it shouldn't be in principle impossible. The difference really is in how much I can twist my own brain to expect something to exist."

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"Hmm. ...Make a fig."

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Flytrap: is replaced by fig.

Popcorn: falls down.
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"Fun gross fact, figs are in a symbiotic relationship with wasps. Can't ripen without wasp larvae. Enjoy your next fig newton. Let's see what's inside the fruit."

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"Um. Ew?"

The fig is now divided in two. It contains larvae.

"Ew," they repeat.
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"But hey, you got animals!"

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The larvae... act all larvae-like.

"I suppose I did," they say. "Hmm. I really don't want to make actual wasps because they are devil monsters though."
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"I mean, presumably you could control them. This could be a valid second powerset, the you with continuity with your vigilante persona can do the shaker-blaster-sorta-tinkery thing and the second you could do conjured plants and animals and go down publicly as a Master. If you can get them to behave. And appear simultaneously with yourself."

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"Hmm, I don't know if the other me could actually use my powers. I mean, if they could I could probably just up and take over the world and not need to worry about the Protectorate. I'd probably need to be around, so me and myself could never go out simultaneously but not on the same team."

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"They probably only want you to show up both at once for fundraisers and stuff, but that's not what I meant, what I mean is for you to get any good out of crafting an alternate powerset at all you need to be able to do a doppelganger."

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"Oh, yeah. Also, now that I'm thinking, behavior-wise it's probably easier to do an alternate me than a lot of things, since... well, I know what to expect myself to do."

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"Let's see it, then."

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"Alright." Close eyes.








...nothing happens.
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Well, as long as their eyes are closed -

"Hi, Extra Glam."
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Glam opens their eyes immediately in surprise.

And an extra Glam did appear there, if only for a flash, except it was after Lorica said the thing, not before.

"It worked?" Pause. "The fact that I'm this surprised means I wasn't doing it right."
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"It worked after I prompted you. Bot, lemme see a picture."

The bots throw up a capture of the brief appearance of an Extra Glam.
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Extra Glam is Extra Glammy. They are hovering there as if they were in a conversation with the other two. Mask is a smile.

"Well alright it's definitely possible then."
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"Sure. You did it a moment ago. Do it again."

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"Alright."

Eyes closed. Twist mind around, expect self to be there...

...nada.
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"Keep your eyes closed," Lorica says. "I think this one's taller. Can you land them?"

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"Taller? Why would it be taller?"

Still no Extra Glam.
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"I can't tell if they actually are until you get them to land. Maybe it's just how they're holding their feet."

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"Alright." Glam themself lands, and expects there to be another Glam standing beside them. They tentatively reach out to the empty space where they half-expect themself to be—

and touch the tips of their own fingers. They open their eyes in surprise. There are two very surprised Glams looking at each other. "Wicked," they say simultaneously, and giggle.
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"Again I was completely bullshitting until moments ago. Am best powers tester."

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Both of them turn to look at her and say, "Yes, you are." Then they look at each other appraisingly—

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-and both of their masks are gone.

"This is weird," they say at the same time. "And my mind is going very strange and fascinating places."
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"...I will not be assisting you in going to anywhere particularly fascinating."

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They look at her and laugh.

"Wouldn't ask you," the original one says.

"It'd be kinda weird," the other one continues.

"And we know how you feel about weird," the first one finishes.

"We're not even sure it'll work."

"It might count as sufficiently hard squinting."
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"Oh good, you aren't stuck talking in sync. Can you do one girl one boy at the same time, that being one of the main objects of the exercise?"

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"Yes,"

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they say simultaneously.

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"Awesome! Any preference on which gender is Glam and which one is Somebody New Who Does Something Else?"

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"Not really," says girl Glam (who is the original one). "Probably flip a coin."

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"We'd still prefer coming up with some way of presenting as nonbinary, though."

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"Being Glam and binary feels wrong and bad."

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"I am not an expert in wrangling that kind of concession from Yates et al, sorry. You could come up with two new names if that helps. Glam it up again once you're out if you get out."

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"Yeah that's actually what I was thinking. I'm gonna try to talk her into it still, maybe pushing another angle and being less impossible to budge, since I have a fallback plan now."

Pause-
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-"I don't feel very much like a girl at the moment."

"I don't feel much like anything, really," the copy says. "Still a bit engaged in Glam mode."

"But I feel particularly not-a-girl."

"My name's Sadde, by the way. Not that it matters much."
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"...Uh, how do you spell that?"

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"S-a-d-d-e."

"Weird, I know."

"Could even be a cape name, if it weren't so easy to track it down."

"Pretty sure I'm the only person on Earth with that name."
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"Yeah, bot isn't finding anything. Well. Hi, Sadde. ...If you have moods like that you're going to need to cozy up to Dauntless so you can go out as whichever persona is less uncomfortable. That's mostly his prerogative."

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"Moods is..."

"...not the right word."

"But I guess it's as good as any."

They look at each other, shrug, then look at Lorica, and only the original one speaks: "Dauntless is nice, anyway. Bet I can. Still gonna try to see if I can convince Yates, though."
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"Don't count on it."

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"I'm not." He looks at his copy. "You're not actually sapient, right?"

"Nope! Still just saying things you expect me to say and sorta behaving like you expect me to behave."

"Okay, good. That is good."

"I mean, maybe if you were expecting me to be sapient I would be, but for now I'm just another mouth for you."

"...why are you explaining me things."

"Probably for her sake."

"Okay, that's fair."
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Lorica laughs. "You and me can do our occasional sapience checks in sync!"

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"...well I really really don't want to be sapient," the copy says.

"He means I don't want him to be sapient."

"Yes, that."

"Like, he dies half an hour after I stop paying attention to him, and sleeping doesn't count as paying attention."
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"I was imagining continuity between conjurations."

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They look at each other.

"That might work," says original.

"Well, it will work," says copy.

"Will it, though? What if you do things or go places and talk to people while I'm not around? How do we keep your memory?"

"...I don't know if I currently have a memory, and even if I didn't that doesn't mean a sapient me wouldn't."

"I don't think my power was designed to work like this."

"Do you think it was designed?"

They both look at Lorica.
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"Well, this is all sort of worrying and not the sort of thing we can ethically test, so. Leave it aside until one does pop up sapient and don't run off and do things without the original. Do you think you can get the animals master idea in working order in the next few days or should you go with a different specialty fork?"

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"Dunno. I'm feeling very omnipotent right now, and this is exactly the right kind of feeling to test it."

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"Cool. Gimme a seagull."

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Seagull!

It perches on copy's shoulder. "Can you squint at it?"

The copy does. Neither of them poof. "Guess I don't count as a person."

"Good."
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"Hey, I resent that."

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They look at her. "I'm pretty sure you count as a person! You made my Rubik's cube disappear when you squinted at it," original says.

"It's just the belief thing you're immune to," copy continues. He furrows his brows, then shrugs and shakes his head. "I am powerless and also immune to the belief thing. Non-sapient constructs don't have beliefs."
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"We haven't concretely determined whether the bot counts."

A bot approaches the seagull to inspect it.
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Seagull: exists.

And preens itself a bit because it is a bird and birds do that?
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"Bot does not count either," Lorica concludes. "Well, there goes my idea of building you a minion that believed in you real hard."

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"...if I ever become sapient I'm giving myself omnipotence."

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"Wouldn't that be fun."

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"I think it would! The world is suboptimally arranged and I am displeased about certain facts of it like Endbringers or old age."

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"I cannot disagree with your stated goals."

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"I didn't expect you to."

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"So there's a seagull, you could stick with a theme or you could do a whole menagerie, throw in a polar bear and a, I don't know, can you do an air-breathing levitating swordfish?"

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Swordfish: appears!

...and falls on the floor, twitching and flapping.

The seagull looks interested.
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"...do seagulls even eat swordfish? They look too big."

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"They'd probably pick at a dead one. Come on, why can't the swordfish fly? It is here at all by your sufferance, surely it can ignore gravity."

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The copy frowns, picks the fish up, and raises it to eye level. "Will you stop twitching already?"

It does.

"Thank you."

Both of them glare at the swordfish before the copy lets it go. It insists on obeying gravity.

"Whyyyyyy."
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"Give it an antigrav accessory."
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Original attaches a small electronic device to the fish.

It is now a flying fish.

It is also very dead.

"I would be much obliged if you were not dead," original says. It is no longer dead. It is flopping. "What are you even doing, you have a breathing device in your gills." It stops flopping.
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Lorica giggles. "There you go. Okay, does 'throw swordfish at people' sound like a good backup skillset? Shaker-blaster can lean on the tinkery thing and hang out with me a lot, Master Swordfish can not happen to mention out loud anything as sophisticated as a "breathing device" and maybe come up with a flashy or hidden way to summon the critters to begin with and mostly pair with other people?"

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"Yeah and I think I can probably get it to breathe without the breathing device. Especially since I made it up, it shouldn't matter whether it's technology or mystic applied phlebotinum."

"You didn't mean 'throw swordfish at people' literally, did you? Because that in itself is a pretty crappy power."
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"I didn't mean it literally. If I were you I'd do a lot of snakes - nonvenomous snakes - for nice nonlethal capture, and ride around on a dragon."

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They look at each other then at Lorica and then conspicuously do not say anything.

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"What?"
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"...it probably fits your 'weird category.'"

"Or some approximation thereof."
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"Ah."

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"...though it just occurred to me that the conclusions you've just drawn from this can be quite wild."

"It is not very wild."

"Let's not weird her out further, yes?"

"Let's not."

"Having two of me for some reason makes me want to do a lot of my internal post-processing out loud and I probably shouldn't be doing this."
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"I mean, I can't claim to mind, it's fascinating, but it's up to you."

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They look at each other, then at her, then at each other again, then at her. "I think you probably would mind if it was completely unfiltered."

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"Yes, but it isn't. That, you should do on your own time."

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"Not talking about that."

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"Anyway, if you like the 'animals' theme and want to go with it as your second powerset you should have a name ready unless you want Yates coming up with something for you."

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"Giving that we're only doing this to appease her in the first place, I don't terribly mind. I'm tempted to do the 'Aha! We were the same person all along!' revelation upon graduating regardless. I bet that would make me at least somewhat notorious pretty fast."

"Well, not necessarily, but it'd still be funny."

"We should probably not do things just because they're funny."
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"It's not a terrible idea but you might have to not swear in if you're going to tweak the bureaucracy's nose like that."

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"Yes this would be if I did not swear in."

"Which. I probably will not do. I had been considering it but unless the rest of my year is absolutely amazing and fantastic beyond my hopes and dreams..."

"...both Yates and Piggot have managed to make it pretty unlikely that I'll want to stay."
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"I don't blame you. Okay, so you can do flying swordfish, if anybody outside the org gets suspicious about how they do things I will claim to have made you accessories, and other you does shaker-blaster inanimate objects, and plants you can leave for Drupe because come to think of Yates won't like plants being your thing too and somebody would probably have to move."

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"I don't mind leaving plants to Drupe, and having two layers of misdirection about my power sounds like something that will play out interestingly in the end."

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"Yeah. You sure you want to let her name you? She wasn't complaining that I heard about 'Glam'."

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"Piggot said she'd actually complimented Glam so our tastes aren't directly opposed. And Glam only really makes sense because of my actual powerset, I'd have to think about what I'd name a subpowerset and honestly I'm lazy."

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"All right then. I have an excuse to be the one to write in about this because I'm administering power tests, if you want the buffer between you and them."

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"Yeah." Pause. "Has Piggot mentioned the two mes idea to Yates, do you think?"

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"Maybe, probably depends on how busy she is today. Might be waiting for me to report in."

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"'Cause if she knows about it beforehand it might be harder to convince her of going for another solution that wouldn't involve having two of me with more limited powersets."

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"That ship might have sailed."

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"That's a possibility, but I don't want to make it more likely. I'm trying to think of arguments that I might use, if I start the conversation saying that she's the final authority yadda yadda will she maybe consider doing something I suggest if she thinks it's not bad?"

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"Do you have another idea...?"

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"One is sacrifice some of the relatability and play up the strangeness. Mysterious character, featureless costume, all-concealing mask, kinda similar vibe to Myrddin, make the interest in me be more because I'm not easy to read, somewhat like you. Another to address the market segmentation is just having two lines of products that are different somehow, she'd know how better than I could."

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"If you go to her with that, then if she doesn't reject you out of hand she'll want you to not talk in costume or something like that."

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"I am perfectly okay with not talking in costume! The snark and taunting are nonessential parts of the experience."

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"Well, then it's worth a try, I guess, but do be ready to abandon it even if she doesn't explain in a way you agree with why she doesn't like it."

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"It's a long shot, I'm okay with being dismissed, but I would like to think of new stuff to try before defaulting to the being-two-people idea. Thoughts?"

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"Make it a secret identity thing as much as you feasibly can?"

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"...okay, this will limit the scope of my social interactions with people in HQ some, and I kinda already told Chevalier it wasn't a secret identity thing, but I can roll with that, and he won't necessarily remember I told him that."

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"Yeah, I don't know how Chevalier will jump on that even if he does remember. But you can have a secret identity thing that isn't an identity-in-HQ thing. Miracle Max is intensely cagey about personal anecdotes and information with the public but when he's just hanging out he'll show you pictures of his grandchild."

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"Good, that's good." The original has been doing the talking, and the copy looks—bored.

He notices the original looking and says: "That's how you expect you'd act if you weren't participating in a conversation."

"...fair enough. It's not a belief I've given much thought to."

"Well, it's obviously true, I think you're pretty good at not being surprised by yourself, and your power works on the subverbal level anyway."
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Lorica snorts.

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"Anyway," both say as they look at Lorica. "Any other ideas? I'll keep thinking about this after we're done power testing anyway so if you think power testing is a better idea for now then we can go do that instead."

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"I never did catch you with a bag of unconjured golf balls on hand, did I?"

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"Nope! And we never tested my effective conjuration range and what counts as 'paying attention.'"

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"So there's a few different ranges that could be good to know," says Lorica, pulling out a golf ball. She hands it to a robot. "Bots are gonna play catch while trying to do a few different things. Till further notice your job is to make sure they catch the balls whether they want to or not and not watch 'em. Anyway. There's range at which you can conjure a thing - if you have a good view of something a mile away can you put stuff there, does it matter if the stuff is big enough to see at that distance, etcetera. There's range you can get away from your stuff - or send it away from you, which might be different - once it's already made, within half an hour, before it poofs. There's range at which the opinions of others matter, which unfortunately there's no discreet way to test that I can think of. And it is possible although not overwhelmingly likely that your stuff can't have any effects at all from far enough away - can't be seen through a telescope, say."

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"Okay, bots should be pretty easy, I think. Though it might help if I start out with my eyes closed?" says original.

Copy elaborates: "Yeah, like I said, our power works on the subverbal, I'm not quite sure—"

"Don't think that."

"Sorry. I meant intuitive expectations about how the balls ought to behave might be a problem."

"Better."
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"That's why you're not looking, you won't know how the bots are throwing them in the first place."

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"Right. Okay. ...does he count?" He looks at copy. "Can you see things I can't?"

Copy looks at stuff behind original. "Kinda? It looks weird." Original looks over his shoulder. "Now it doesn't look weird anymore," copy says.
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"...Okay, I want to test that, too, your ability to get sensory feedback from constructs could be kind of important. Face opposite directions again."

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They do.

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Lorica trots around to where only the duplicate can see her. "How many fingers am I holding up?" (It's three.)

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"...I have no idea," copy says.

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"How about now?" (It's still three, but bullshit worked before.)
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"I don't know. You look weird, I want to say blurry but that's not right, except you're not HD either."

Original very pointedly does not look over his shoulder.
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Lorica holds up all ten fingers. "Does this help?"

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"No?"

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Lorica throws a golf ball at duplicate's face.
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Copy does not react—

until the golf ball hits him on the forehead, at which point he goes "Ow!"

"What?"

Copy's looking at the ball. "...she threw a golf ball at me." He blinks some more and looks at Lorica again. "I can see you now!"
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Lorica laughs. She holds up two fingers.

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"Two," copy says.

"Huh," original says, but doesn't look.
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"You're not sapient, just capable of vision now, right?"
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"I am very much not sapient, just capable of vision now."

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"Cool. C'mere, let's see if you can hear on your own too, same principle."

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"Okay." He comes.

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She whispers: "Seven."

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"Seven," he repeats proudly. Original laughs.

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"All right, this time don't say the answer out loud." Whisper: "Giraffe." Aloud: "Original, what'd I say?"

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"...I dunno?"

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"Guess."

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Blink. "Three...?"

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"Congratulations. Now to replicate -" Whisper: "Blue."

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"That worked? Really? Okay, uh, nine."

Copy looks somewhere between amused and pained.
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"Nope, total bullshit, didn't work either time. Damn, that would have been nice."
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"Oh. What did you say?"

Copy laughs and answers: "Giraffe and blue."
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"So you've got medium-term memory not stored onboard Glam The First, that's still something."

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"Yeah, I think I'm closer to one of your robots with less processing power."

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"Well, that suggests another test. Make another dupe and see if they can telepath each other like my bots can."

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New copy!

Copies look at each other.

"I'm one."

"I'm two."

"Guess that makes me zero," says original.

"And we have a limited form of telepathy anyway," says one.

"He can get us to act as if we had some information he does, even if apparently we can't do the same to him," says two.
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"Yeah, the question is does two know what I whisper to one," says Lorica, and she goes up to one and says, "Minneapolis."

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One looks expectantly at two, who shakes his head. They both sigh in unison.

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"Come on, you just compared yourself to my bots, they're networked up all the time."

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"We meant it more in how we're non sapient constructs with a personality that exist because of powers," says two.

"But in theory we could have this," one says, and he's holding an earpiece that's the twin to one that appeared in two's left ear.

"That was me, by the way," says zero.

"It's really weird that we can make stuff like this appear this easily but not believe our copies telepathy," one muses.

"...it is weird," zero agrees. "You're not actually any different than the earpieces."

"Maybe it's a subconscious expectation thing?" asks two.
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"Imagine your duplicates are telepaths. They don't use your power per se so why shouldn't they have their own?"

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"Why shouldn't we indeed," agrees two.

"Whisper me something," asks one.
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"Newt," she whispers.

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One dutifully squints at two.

"...newt?" tries two.

"Yes!" beams one.
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Lorica applauds.

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Two grins. "I can't report on the subjective experience of that because, well."

"We don't have any," supplies one.
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"Now, can you do that with zero?" Whisper: "Sprocket."

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Zero furrows his brows.

One disappears.

Two blinks. "What."
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"...Did that like. Let you absorb his memories, or was it squinty problems."

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"No new memories," says zero.

"I think it was the squint thing," supplies two.

"We never actually did try using an earpiece, did we?"

"...that could probably be what would have happened if we tried."
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"Why? Other accessories work, why not communicators? They're not even technically complicated if you go with a walkie-talkie."

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"Well, the squinting threshold seems to be 'much more detail than you'd get from looking from a reasonable distance,' so maybe that counts for sounds or... other kinds of information, too?"

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"Okay, we can fold that into the range tests, then."

She checks to see how the robots playing catch are doing.
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They seem to be pretty successful in their catching!

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Even when they're trying to miss?

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If they try really hard to miss, they'll miss, but things a regular human wouldn't notice to be odd will make them less likely to succeed at failing than they otherwise would.

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"Also, you seem to be successfully helping the robots catch things. Now try and make 'em miss."

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He does. Those robots are so clumsy anyway, of course things will slip.

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The robots pass each other the golf balls from short distances and work their way up, taking data.

"So the thing with range tests is that if your range requires visual contact but seems like it might be longer than the longest hallway in HQ, we have to go out, and you are not currently allowed out in costume. But we can postpone that until you've resolved your branding issue."
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It is really easy for them to miss unless they try to quickly counteract the ways in which they're missing, which are: a bit more momentum than expected causing it to slip out of each, small changes in expected trajectory, etc.

Zero nods, and two pipes up with "I wanna be just copy now."
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"Really? Because next I was gonna suggest flooding the workshop with more of you and seeing what happens."

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Original and copy do not look at each other.

The look on both of their faces might betray some of what they're thinking anyway.
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"Or you can try that on your own time if you can't keep your mind out of the gutter."
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"Controlling my thoughts was never part of the deal!" copy says, and original laughs.

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"With the way your power works I thought it would have to be implied."

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"I learned how to separate what I want from what I expect a long time ago."

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"That's good."

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"Sometimes I really don't know what you're thinking and it's frustrating," complains copy.

"I mean, ultimately you probably approve of this fact," says original.

"But it'd still be nice to know when I've crossed a line or when I should tone it down," explains copy.
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"I mean, is there something you'd like me to do about that?"

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"...probably tell me when one of those things has happened?"

"Or an explanation of more or less how uncomfortable you are with me-type behaviors in general."
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"You're basically okay. I think I sufficiently outlined the 'being weird' thing I didn't care for, occasional knowing eyebrow-raises are within tolerances, do not actually have a masturbatory orgy in my workshop but I think you knew that."

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"Right. We knew that," says copy, and original nods.

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"I'm so glad. So. How many of you can you make at once?"

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Pop!

...pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop...

They don't actually pop when they appear, and the overall effect is as if there had been a crowd of Saddes there all along but they had just neglected to notice them.

"...I could probably do more," original says.
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"So that will have to wait till we have more room too."

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"Yeah," says the one remaining copy after all the others are gone.

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"The robots are having trouble playing catch. So you can definitely affect things you didn't make," she adds.

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"Rad!"

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"Yeah. The effects are sort of subtle, almost like the golf balls are being knocked around by wind or slightly greasy or something, but they're definitely there."

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"Mmhm."

"You know what I just noticed?"
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"No, what?"

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"I managed to make one and two's earpieces."

"And we weren't in his field of vision when he did that."
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"Ooh, nice!"

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"I think 'attention' is the key here? Sorta like, knowing where a thing is or ought to be even if I'm not directly looking at it?"

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"Maybe you could get a boost from, like, a map, or an HUD like mine."

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"I've tried doing it over live video and that didn't work, though."

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"I meant within whatever it turns out your range is, but really? How far was the place you were looking at?"

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"Well, far. I was using one of those websites that show a feed of random cameras and tried to make a can of Coke appear in Philadelphia. It was night and such, no one was really around, and I tried to make it appear in a couple more-or-less hidden places."

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"Okay, so you can't reach Philly. But I can hook you up with camera feeds that go wherever you like, if it turns out you can work through cameras over shorter distances. I'll rig up something simple in time for our outdoorsy power testing session."

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"...we could try something really short-range? Like, maybe just outside this room? No reason to try outdoorsy stuff if it turns out I can't do it through cameras at all or something."

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"Yeah, okay, I'll send a bot down the hall and it can project what it sees in here?"

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"Works."

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Out buzzes a bot through the cat door. The screen shows its view as it zooms down the hall into the break room.

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Are there other people in the break room?

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A fourteen year old girl who's probably Windflower, looking pensively into a teacup. She looks up at the robot and says something, but the bot isn't transmitting audio. She looks back down after time for a reply to have been offered.

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"Did you tell her I'd be trying to make something appear there?"

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"The bot told her I was seeing if you work through cameras."

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"Oh. Does she know what I do?"

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"She didn't ask, so probably, but don't make anything more startling than a Coke, please."

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He nods, and expects.

The can of Coke is there.
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"Awesome!"

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Sadde continues expecting.

Nothing happens.

"Can you tell her the can of Coke will start sliding a bit and not to be startled? Mostly I just want her to believe that will happen."
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The image of Windflower looks at the bot again, and nods.

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More expecting! Even copy looks expectant.

And it does move.
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"There it goes."

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They beam. "Okay, guess my flying swordfishes won't need antigrav devices!"

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"They might be useful backup. It's not like you're bearing materials cost for them. But yes, you are slightly telekinetic."

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"I wonder if I can be telekinetic at stuff I didn't create. The way I convinced myself I could be at mine was that, well, if I can create stuff wherever, I should be able to keep it wherever."

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"You, uh, can be telekinetic at stuff you didn't create, or what did you think you were doing with the golf balls?"

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"...well I mean I suppose that's one way to look at it. I wonder if I can be more overtly telekinetic at the golf balls?"

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Lorica throws a golf ball at his head again.

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He tries to expect the ball not to hit his head.

He fails and is now rubbing his nose. "Ow." His copy laughs and he glares at himself.
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"Hmm -" Lorica gives a golf ball to the copy. "You throw it at 'im."

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Original glares at the ball, as if daring it to hit him, and copy throws.

It slips from copy's hand in a totally believably accidental way.

"...that is not what I meant," original says, raising an eyebrow at the golf ball on the floor.
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"Yeah, that's not what I had in mind either." A bot fetches Lorica the ball and she tosses it in her hand. "Come on, let's try this again."

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"Do you really need to throw them at me?"

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"I will throw them at you until I don't think it's helping."

Toss.
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Hit. "Ow. You just want to give me a bruise." Copy sporfles.

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"Would I do that?"

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"...nnnnnyyyynnno?"

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She tosses again.

This one will go over his shoulder, if he doesn't... say... expect her to clonk him in the forehead again.
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Hit!

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"Fun fact: in kit I can aim almost as well as one of the robots. And that time I was gonna miss."

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Copy laughs and laughs.

"Would you stop."

"No! If I'm laughing there's a part of you that's laughing at this, I'm pretty sure. Also you're not doing it right."

Grumble grumble. "Maybe I should try just levitating a not-mine golf ball?"

"It's even easier to fool yourself into thinking you're expecting the right things and you know it."

"You are the least helpful non sapient construct ever."
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"Okay," says Lorica, "look, make me a golf ball." A robot fetches her a cardboard box she points at. Golf balls from other experiments clatter into it.

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Golf ball: exists.

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Lorica shuts the box and shakes up all the golf balls, then reaches in. "Maybe this one's yours, maybe it's not, think fast," she says, throwing the first one she touched at his head.

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"Ow! Are you sure the best way to get me to expect a ball not to hit me in the forehead is relying on my instinctive reactions about how balls are supposed to work?"

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"Maybe not. I started to set up the throwing it over your shoulder thing but maybe it's not helping anymore. But we do already know you can affect how balls that robots are throwing to each other move, and I'm not sure where to go next from there besides throwing them at you."

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"...well, my power's about subverbal, gut-level expectations. Most people automatically believe what they're told, but have basic instincts that override that, like approximately how physics is supposed to work. I'm pretty good at converting verbal beliefs into subverbal ones, but it's normally something more... intellectually involved? Like, talking myself into it and—I'm not sure how to describe it. Getting my brain to trust what I'm telling it, kinda."

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"Okay. So. One of these golf balls is the one you made. You know you can move stuff you made. Slide Coke cans and float swordfish and foul up games of robot catch. Any of the balls could be yours, and you know that you can move stuff that isn't yours, too, a la robot catch."

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"Right! But the way I consciously moved my things was by arguing that it was just the same as making them disappear and reappear again a bit to the left so really there's no reason why it couldn't just stay there."

"That is not an argument that applies to the non-me-made golf balls."

"Exactly."

"But I can move stuff that isn't mine, a tiny bit. Why wouldn't I be able to move it more than a tiny bit?"

"Maybe physics just doesn't like it."

"...I am flying. Physics can go suck a cactus."
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Lorica snorts.

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"Okay, point." He makes a golf ball appear in his hand, and then floats it. "You don't need to be mine to stay floaty. Why would you?"

Copy turns to Lorica and says, "I have an idea." Four more balls appear floating beside the original one.
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"What?"

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"We're both going to turn our backs to the balls," copy says while original glares at the first one. "Then you'll replace one of ours with a normal one. We won't know which. At worst, we'll be expecting one of the balls to fall, but we won't really know which."

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"Okay."

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Both of them turn their backs to the balls. Then both of them look over their shoulders. Balls still floating, okay. Now they're not looking.

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Lorica plucks a ball out of the air and puts another ball where it was and lets it go.

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It falls. They hear it hit the floor and sigh.

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"Maybe it'll take a while of getting used to lesser teekay to work up to it."

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The other four golf balls are gone. "Well we can definitely keep up the telekinesis while we're not looking, anyway," copy says.

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"So that's good. Let's see, what else can we check indoors..."

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"There was one other thing."

"Figuring out what counts as paying attention? Like it clearly isn't line of sight, as per Santuario's forcefield situation, but I'm not sure what it is."

"It's not just thinking about a thing, I've tested this, though maybe that was because of range."
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"So... describe what you do and don't know about this part in more detail."

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"If I don't think about a thing I've made at all for about thirty minutes, it ceases to be."

"If I think about it but I'm reasonably far away, it ceases to be."

"If I think about it and it's close by, it apparently does not."
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"How do you time thirty minutes of not thinking about a thing, anyway?"

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"Right, that's why I said 'about' thirty minutes, I can't actually time it. It's mostly a thing I've noticed over the years."

"Uh, I've had this power for a long time."

"Like ten years."
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"Shit. Okay. Um. What counts as 'thinking about' the thing?"
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"Having a conscious and noticed thought about the thing? I'm not sure, my main checks there were basically remembering the thing should exist and then going to it to check on whether it still does."

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"What would happen if you made a ludicrously complicated Rube Goldberg machine so you couldn't remember all the parts, and then set it off?"

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"I dunno."

"We're actually wrong, aren't we?"

"Yes, we are. We just realized we don't need the thought of the thing we made to be all that conscious."

"Santuario's proving more informative than he's ever hoped, I'm sure."
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"What do you mean?"

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"His forcefield thing kept working even though I'm pretty sure I spent more than half an hour at a time not being directly aware of it on a conscious level."

"But subconsciously it was always there, I didn't expect the forcefield to wink out."
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"Okay, so thirty minutes is if you don't interact with it at all over that time including mentally."

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"'Parently."

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"Convenient."

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"...well that's one way to look at it."

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"As opposed to?"

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"The fact that there's a time limit at all being pretty annoying."

"I mean, it's good that I don't just leave stuff lying around, I suppose."

"But conversely that could have interesting uses."
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"Come on, in sheer utility terms your power is already stupidly good. On zero prep time you can self-duplicate an arbitrary number of times, control avatars in any shape you can convince yourself might be able to twitch, produce anything that doesn't need permanent presence, fake decent Tinker quality, fly, and do teekay. You're just shy of Triumvirate quality and I bet your power is more convenient for everyday."

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"...true."

"But this situation's pretty atypical in that there's only my expectations working at the moment. We don't have to also find a way to hack your brain into believing me since my power apparently doesn't care about what your brain thinks."
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"Your stuff shows up on video," Lorica points out.

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"What do you mean? The Coke?"

"I did have to explain to Windflower that I was going to nudge the can before I actually managed to do it."

"...hey is my Coke still there?"

It is not.
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"My point is that you can record yourself doing stuff, alone with no one else to foul you up. You can put it on the internet and more people in the general population will have seen your powers working flawlessly."

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They look at each other. They blink. Then at Lorica again.

They do not say anything.
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"Come on, it's a good idea! You'll have to clear it with Branding but I can tell her I'll run all your videos through a bot, she doesn't have a problem with me."

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"Oh don't get us wrong, it's a great idea."

"But we will not say anything more because our mind just went to places you consider weird."

"Except for: no, we are not talking about doing anything that Branding would care much about."

"...she might."

"Okay, granted, she might, but—"

"Let's shut up."

"Anyway yes it's a fantastic idea but I'm unclear on how to convince Yates without telling her about my power and especially if it turns out that she won't accept any configurations other than me being two people."
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"What does the being two people or not question have to do with internet celebrity?"

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"Well it'll only strengthen those particular aspects of my power and not my power in general."

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"So the two of you have compatible tastes in Internet celebrity and start a series together," she shrugs.

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"That'd be pretty neat actually."

"Though still nowhere near the extent of my power."

"But I guess after I graduate and go all Fusion Dance in public," and both of them touch the tip of their index fingers to mime it, "it'll be easy enough to convince people I can do anything."
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"Yeah. 'I have been secretly these two entire Wards all along and that's not all folks'."

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They both beam.

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"Bot can help you script if you want."

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"Heck yes," they say in unison.

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"Good. It'll draft a request to Piggot for whenever you're set up to establish a coherent set of personas."

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"Rad."

"So: more power testing?"
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"Are we not out of indoor things? What else can you think of?"

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"We didn't actually—"

"No, we did."

"Yeah, technically not a test but—"

"Yeah, out of indoor things for now."
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"Do I wanna know?"
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"We were saying that we didn't actually test how my attention thing works and why sometimes thinking about stuff lets it stay but sometimes it doesn't."

"Except all our findings are consistent with it being a range thing, which apparently cannot reliably be tested indoors."
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"Okay. So, that's for later, timing to be announced, I'll let you know."

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"Okay."

"So we're done here, then?"

Why, it almost sounds like they want to go somewhere else do something.
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"Yeah, you are free to go, run along."

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"Okay!" they say, simultaneously resuming being a single person and a they. "Thank you for the help! It was fun and we should definitely do this again."

Are they innuendo-ing? Very slightly?

Possibly.
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"I'll try not to overbook my schedule."

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"Bye!"

Off they go.

Eventually they resume being multiple people, and start exploring just how much they can stretch the definition of 'sufficiently hard squinting.'
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They receive a note under their door saying that they should show up for dinner to be formally introduced at seven in the larger breakroom (not the one for just the Wards).

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They will eventually notice the note. Probably before seven.

And they'll be there, prim and proper and single.
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Everybody's there. Even Lorica is there, with her helmet partly peeled open as it is when she's eating, although it throws shadows in such a way that nothing about her chin is actually displayed. She's sitting next to her dad, at the wards/grownups division at the table. A couple of PRT people are there, but not Piggot and not enough to be the entire Brockton Bay contingent of them. Dinner is lasagna plus a bizarrely extensive array of fruits and vegetables. Lorica, her dad, and Beneficence are the only ones wearing masks. A couple of attendees (Windflower and Chevalier) are only identifiable by process of elimination.

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Glam wonders whether there's anything they should be obviously doing like introducing (if everyone stops talking to stare at them) or getting food (if there's an obvious seat reserved for them).

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There is an obvious seat. Chevalier gets up and plants a hand on Glam's shoulder. "Everybody this is Glam, who signed on last night. Glam, these are -" Chevalier goes around the table. Most of the attendees get real names and cape names both; Lorica and Transit are Lorica and Transit; Beneficence is apparently no face but yes name and introduced as Sarah.

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"Hi!" they beam. "I'm not entirely sure if I'm supposed to say stuff so I won't!"

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"Hi, Glam," say a couple of the heroes.

"You can talk. It's just us," says Chevalier. He gestures Glam to their seat. They get to be next to Lorica.
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"Oh I'll talk, it's just saying things that's not necessarily going to happen," they say as they walk over to their assigned seat. "Oh, and Lorica, I managed to figure out how to make food go through my mask."

Buuuuullshit. But bullshit loud enough that at least a few people must've heard, and they will probably by default believe them.
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"Ooh, neat, that's going on the list for future tests to see how broadly you can apply it!" she says.

"Hello, Glam," says Transit. "Good to properly meet you."
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"Hi, Mr. Transit! It's good to meet you too." They bite back a number of things they think to say that would not be appropriate, and just smile.

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"Just Transit," says Transit, sounding amused. His helmet is designed a lot like Lorica's; he flips it up to eat grapes.

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Glam grabs food and eats it through the mask. It does, in fact, go through! Bullshit is the best!

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Windflower says, "Are you going to be weird like Lorica and not take your mask off even in here?"

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"...can you ask me this again tomorrow?"

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"Whhhhy?"

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"I'll explain tomorrow!"

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"Why are you being weird?" asks Windflower.

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"Oh, love, that question I can't promise to answer even tomorrow. I'm just really really weird. Would a normal person have emojis on their face?"

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"Don't call me love," exclaims Windflower.

Boots snickers.
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"Sorry, was just an expression. Didn't mean anything by it. Won't use it again."

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"So, Glam, what exactly is it you do?" asks Dauntless, who's apparently called Mark.

Echo, whose name is Willow, picks at her food and doesn't seem to be comfortable about joining in the conversation.
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"Conjuration of things, some limits that shrink with time and practice; changing how things behave, also has limits that shrink with time and practice. This suit and this mask are both conjured. Look, I can make a floating golf ball." And one appears, in a self-fulfilling prophecy. "Stuff I neglect disappears after about thirty minutes unless I pay attention to it again."

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"Are you naked under there?" leers Boots. "If you forget to pay attention to your suit?"

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Oh, so that's what Lorica meant. "Don't you wish you knew?"

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"Boots," Dauntless sighs. "Glam has just arrived."

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"She got here last night," Boots objects.

"I thought it was a guy?" says Windflower uncertainly.

"No way," snorts Boots.
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Dauntless raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment.

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"Lorica did... Glam's... power testing," says Windflower tentatively. "Um, since Glam's being weird about it will you say?"

"Neither," says Lorica.

"I heard both," remarks Miss Militia, leaning around Drupe to furrow her brow at the conversation.
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"Both and neither is a good description," Glam agrees.

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"I am confused again," says Miss Militia.

"The fuck is that supposed to mean?" demands Boots.
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"I'm weird," shrugs Glam. "Gender is one of the things I'm weird about."

Armsmaster glances at them then resumes his conversation with Miracle Max.
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"So you're some kind of freaky fag -" begins Boots.

"Language," snaps Chevalier.

"What do you want me to call it, then, what's the PC way to say that?"

Chevalier is momentarily nonplussed, then says, "You could ask Glam how they'd prefer to be talked about."
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"They is good," Glam nods, "but the idea behind Boots' description is pretty accurate!"

Dauntless glares at Boots, but given that Chevalier's got it handled, he furrows his brows at Glam. He seems to be having trouble formulating something he wants to ask.

Glam decides to guess: "I'll have to talk to Ms. Yates about it again tomorrow, and I'm actually pretty hard to really offend, though being misgendered annoys me a bit."

Dauntless looks somewhat uncertain but eventually nods.
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"What the f- what does misgendered mean?" says Boots, glancing at Chevalier before uttering a swear word.

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"It means talking about me as if I were a gender I'm not. For example, if I were to talk to someone about you and said 'I like Boots, she's nice,' that would be misgendering you."

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"You'd be asking to get your face kicked in, is what you'd be doing," snarls Boots.

"Cool it," Chevalier snaps.
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"Maybe," Glam agrees. "And while I won't kick anyone's face in, that's more-or-less how I feel when people talk about me as if I were a boy or as if I were a girl, most of the time."

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"Bull-" pause "hockey," says Boots.

"Which bathroom do you go in?" wonders Windflower.
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"Currently, my room's!" they laugh. "The more elaborate answer to that question is somewhat complicated, but suffice to say that my power lets me use whichever I feel like at the time."

Dauntless looks interested. "You have a Changer power, too?" Armsmaster is half-paying attention to the conversation as well, now.

"Mmmmore or less. It's really the same underlying thing, altering the way something behaves—or looks."
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"I bet Lorica had fun power-testing that," Boots snorts.

Lorica doesn't look up.
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"Mmmmnnno, that doesn't need much testing. Of course, you could prove me wrong." Two can play this game.

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"Don't flatter yourself, queer."

"James," says Chevalier.

"What, is flatter a bad word now?"

"That's not the problem and you know it."
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"Oh, Bootsy, you tempt me so much."

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"Don't get cute with me," snaps Boots.

"Glam, don't make it worse," Chevalier sighs.
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"Sorry, I promise I won't pick on James." They almost say 'too much' at the end, there, but that would probably be noticed. One scolding has already been enough for the day.

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"Thank you, Glam," says Chevalier.

Boots picks at his food.
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"So, Betty, I am curious about your power, but I understand if you don't like talking about it."

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"It's airborne poisons," says Betty, not looking their way.

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"I meant a bit more detail than that, but I won't pry any more. My apologies."

Okay, how to talk to people who aren't Boots about things that aren't likely to trigger people or make them unhappy?

...good thing food's such a good excuse not to actually need to talk.
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Om nom, go everybody.

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...Glam is going to die here. "So, Echo, what have you picked up with your power so far?"

Echo looks up from her food and says, "Fencing, piano, violin, taekwondo, Brazilian jiu jitsu, krav maga, karate, judo, aikido, rock climbing, swimming, and parkour," in a sort of monotone.

"Oh, that's interesting!"

She shrugs.

...Glam is going to die here.
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There isn't a whole lot of conversation, although Lorica and her dad occasionally look at each other in a way that suggests private helmet-to-helmet conversation. The fruit's delicious.

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They'll probably have to find out.
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Miss Militia manages to engage Windflower in conversation about school. Apparently Windflower likes art. Over at the other end of the table Beneficence is talking to Drupe too quietly to hear.

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School and art, yes! With the problem that as of this moment Glam isn't in Arcadia... Well, that's all the more reason to sound interested in the conversation and eventually ask at the appropriate time, "Can you show me something you've made sometime?"

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"The Arcadia art show is in six weeks," mumbles Windflower.

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"Oh, cool! I bet I'll like it. I'm actually pretty bad at art, I manage to butcher drawing stick people."

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"Yeah, you'll get to skip your art class to go see," Windflower nods.

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"What do I have to do to actually pass in that class? 'Cause, stick people with four arms probably aren't it."

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"I don't know about the older grades. We have to turn in sketchbooks and do the class work how the teacher says."

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"I wonder if I actually have to take that class... It's elective, right? What are the choices?"

School: not trauma territory (for Windflower). Good.
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"You have to do it ninth and tenth but after it's elective or you can do sculpture or jewelry or painting or something else I forget."

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"I do sculpture, it's actually lots of fun," Dauntless says.

"Oh I might do that. I bet I can do abstract art that looks more artsy with than than drawing."

"So... you're older than tenth grade?" Dauntless asks tentatively.

"I'm seventeen, turn eighteen in November," Glam explains. "Other than the gender and potentially the face, I'm not weird about other things, you can ask. And you can ask about the gender, too, I'm not weird about talking about it."
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"Potentially the face?" says Windflower.

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"Well, the face has to do with the gender, actually. Like, I'm pretty sure whatever gender I remotely look like when I show Boots my face will be my Eternal Real True Gender Forever and that makes me slightly uncomfortable."

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"Hey Lorica, did you see it?" Boots asks.

"The results of my powers testing have already been summarized for the appropriate recipients," Lorica says in a near-monotone.
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"...and Scion knows what he'll conclude if I look too ambiguous."

"I'll try not to think about your gender in ways you won't like," Dauntless says, and Echo nods along some.

"Eh, you can think about it however you like, really, and when slash if I show my face it's okay if you call me by what I look like. It's just that gender is not a thing that's all fixed about me so people acting like it was would get old real fast."

Dauntless nods, even though he doesn't look as if he quite understands.
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"I was just saying what everyone was thinking," asserts Boots.

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I will not provoke Boots, I will not provoke Boots, I have already picked a fight today, I will not provoke Boots.

"I find it interesting that you think so. I mean, people tend to have different thoughts as well as different personalities. I'm sure Armsmaster was not thinking about my gender right now."

Armsmaster snorts.
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"Anybody who was paying attention," clarifies Boots, folding his arms.

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"Okay, that's a possibility," Glam concedes, trying not to inflame his teammate. "But in any case, even if Lorica had in fact seen my face while we were testing, I've told you I can look pretty much like whatever I want," buuuullshit except maybe now it's not, "so it wouldn't necessarily mean anything."

"Whatever you want?" Dauntless asks.

"Within reason," Glam is forced to admit. "I haven't been able to become a dragon. Yet."
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"But if you meet a talking dragon it's probably Glam," says Lorica.

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"Please don't become a dragon here," Dauntless asks.

"Please do!" Echo demands, interested in the conversation for the first time.

"I'll let you know when I've figured out how to become a dragon and show you in some suitably open and isolated place."

"Thank you," Dauntless chuckles.
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"You could be a small dragon," says Lorica, gesturing a size about three feet long.

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"Well, where's the fun in being a small dragon?"

"Um, you'd be a friggin' dragon?" Echo says.

"Okay, point," Glam laughs.
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"And you could become a larger dragon when you no longer had to operate in a building designed for humans."

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"Now I'm imagining a building designed for dragons and it looks so cool."

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"So cool," Glam agrees.

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"You're all nerds," comments Boots.

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"You're saying you don't think dragons are cool? You, sir, are wrong!"

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"So wrong," Echo agrees.

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"They're not even real."

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"That's not the right mindset! Superheroes weren't real until a couple of decades ago, and now they are. If I become one then they'll be real."

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"You won't actually be a dragon, you'll be some kind of freaky Changer nerd."

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"Who can a) spit fire, b) fly, c) roar, d) eat you. I think that qualifies as actually being a dragon."

"Don't actually eat Boots," Dauntless asks.
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"I'd kick its ass," says Boots.

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"Not if I was flying at the time!"

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"Which you couldn't be if you were trying to eat me, dumbass."

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"No, by the time I tried I'd've already charred you to a burnt husk."

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Echo is trying and failing to hide how inordinately pleased she is at the mental image of Boots being eaten by a dragon.

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"Glam, I don't want to have to warn you any more about threatening people," says Chevalier, before Boots can say anything.

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"...I was joking. Sorry. I don't actually want to eat you, Boots."

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"Be careful with jokes like that. Even with other capes the possibility of fights isn't always taken lightly."

Boots snorts.
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They sigh. "I'll avoid making jokes like that."

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"Thank you, Glam," says Chevalier.

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"Aaaanyway," they say, because they're not about to let this stop them, they just got going. "There's still the question of what kind of dragon. Wyrm? Maybe one of those long Chinese dragons?"

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"Ooh, yes, one of those! They're the coolest dragons!"

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"Those don't have wings, do they?"

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"Nope, but that's never stopped me!" They hover a bit before dropping back onto the chair.

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Dinner seems to be winding down, except for a couple slow eaters. Miss Militia's plate is already clean.

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Armsmaster unceremoniously leaves.

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Others start scattering. Boots bounds away with unnaturally long strides. Windflower scurries. Once Boots has left the room Chevalier deems the need for his presence over and he departs. Transit pats Lorica on the head and vanishes.

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Echo and Glam have continued chatting about nerd things—she mocks them for having told Boots was wrong about dragons while at the same time not liking Star Wars—and all reservations she had about their being new and an ex-rogue and all seem to have vanished.

Dauntless isn't as familiar and is mostly quiet, and eventually leaves as well.
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Lorica heads out when it is clear that Glam and Echo have struck up a functional conversation.

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They have! They will be Having A Conversation until Willow has to go home (which is actually pretty soon anyway).