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Oct 27, 2020 4:15 PM
Bruce Banner is the Erogamer
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"I don't--need that? I want you to have the mind that you want--I guess there are probably a lot of ways for you to be that lead to being happy with yourself and there isn't really a principled way to choose between them, but it definitely shouldn't be my decision. And I'll be happy with the vast majority of people you could plausibly choose to be. At least the ones that would want to date me." Presumably if Leia became a superintelligence or something they would have to break up but that's not currently an option so he's not going to worry about it.

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"You're very good and I love you and also put my PRV back up because I want to accompany you on all your kinky adventures, so there."

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"I love you too and having you around for my adventures will be great." He can put Leia's PRV back up and then they can watch the crew of the Enterprise get into shenanigans. Bruce restrains himself from yelling about Spock's terribly written parody of logic so he can get Leia's unbiased opinions.

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Leia is so profoundly irritated that Spock keeps giving six significant figures on estimates that are always wrong! Become better calibrated, Spock!

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"I knew it! I knew you would have good opinions! Dang, I should have written down a prediction with a probability estimate." Well, if he can't get prediction credit after the fact he can still kiss Leia's forehead.

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Leia is not going to suggest that they have sex again because maybe Bruce is still traumatized from being raped but she is going to cuddle him suggestively.

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They can at least queer the cuddle-makeout binary!

Eventually the Star Trek marathon gets to Plato's Stepchildren. "Sheesh, I forgot how fucked up this episode was."

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"...wow that is pretty fucked up."

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"I wonder if my PRV goes up enough will I think it's fucked up but hot."

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"Pro... bably? I guess that's not one of the really bad things to find hot."

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"Yeah. I wish I knew whether--like, if you took a whole bunch of people and increased all their PRV stats, would they end up being into similar things, or does it depend on where you start out?"

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"Well, as my PRV increased, I got more interested in the concept of someone kidnapping me and forcing me to become a woman against my will, which I can't imagine is that high up the list for anyone else."

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"Yeah, that does sound specific enough that it's not just grabbing kinks out of the kink bucket and throwing them at you. Which is oddly reassuring."

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"Yeah, you'll probably end up into sex with uplifted octopuses."

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"Hah, yeah. I think right now I'm mostly still at the 'that sounds intellectually interesting' phase, but maybe I just haven't met the right octopus."

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"More Star Trek?"

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"Yes!" They can easily hit the requisite 24 hours in bed without switching shows, though they can also switch if Leia gets bored or has something she thinks Bruce needs to see.

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Leia is delighted by Star Trek although at some point she is going to insist that they use the bed for its other purpose.

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They are allowed to spend up to six of said hours having sex and there is absolutely no reason not to!

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And then eventually Leia says, "do you want to go see what horrors the Erogame has wrought upon the Earth in our absence?"

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Quest completed: Netflix and Chill

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Fandom: For the duration of this effect, when seducing someone by talking to them about something you feel genuine passion for, your SED acts as if it were five points higher. In addition, listening to the Magnus Archives with someone will be considered sex for all in-game purposes, including quests, perks, stat increases, refilling DOM and SUB, harem membership, [YOUR ERO IS TOO LOW TO SEE THIS ITEM], [YOUR ERO IS TOO LOW TO SEE THIS ITEM], and any undocumented special features.
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"Sure! Also I can now seduce people more effectively if I nerd out at them and there's something called the Magnus Archives where if I listen to them with someone else it counts as sex. Anyway, let's go wander around Cambridge and see if it somehow managed to get weirder."

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Leia starts to get ready to go and then realizes that she has to choose between pants and a skirt.

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"Would it help if I also wore a skirt?"

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"I guess! Take advantage of your new me-related superpowers."

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