"You could try... walking up to a random woman and asking for sex? Getting a job as a male stripper? Walking around naked? Me sucking you off in the library?"

Me wearing a skirt, he doesn't add.

"That last one sounds nice," he says, aiming for a tone that works whether Lev was joking or not but failing and instead making it clear that he's hoping Lev wasn't joking. "And, hm, I wonder if the women's clothing thing means I could walk into a makeup store and get a makeover instead of getting laughed at."

"Sounds like it," Lev says, trying and failing to not sound incredibly jealous.

He moves into Bruce's lap.

Ooh, a lapful of Lev. Oh crap, this is having a not at all surprising effect on his anatomy and Lev is right where he's definitely going to notice. Maybe he'll pretend he didn't notice. Maybe he won't pretend he didn't notice.

"Would you, ah, would you like to come too? To the makeup store? We can see if the game affects you too."

That suggestion is having a predictable effect on Lev's anatomy!

"Yes, I would."

He slips onto the floor and starts undoing Bruce's pants.

OMG he meant it, this is awesome, except, "We're gonna get caught--no, wait, weird game shit, I bet we can totally get away with this." He might only be saying that because he wants to get blown in a library, but it's also probably true because he wants to get blown in a library, so.

+1 ERO for a public blowjob!

Lev swallows Bruce's dick into his throat.

(This scenario requires hardly any rearranging to turn him on-- slutty girl blowing her boyfriend in public where anyone can see--)

Bruce manages to get out "Ooh, we got an ERO for that" before he has to focus on not making any sounds whatsoever. Fortunately Lev's head is perfectly positioned for him to communicate how awesome Lev is via hairpetting instead.

Lev pulls off and says, "I bet we'd get another ERO if you made noise."

This sentiment is 100% about the game and Lev receives no benefit from it at all.

This statement elicits, via a number of parallel causal pathways including "surprised" and "nervous" and "extremely horny", a strangled "Hrrrk!"

Naturally, Asher takes this opportunity to come by and say "hi!"

Well, it could be worse, it could have been literally anyone else. He's completely paralyzed anyway.

"What have you been up to?"

Deep-throating Bruce's dick seems like a great way to grind ERO (heh).

Bruce can't actually tell from this angle how obvious the goings-on under the table are to Asher. He grips the edges of his chair seat until his knuckles go white and stammers out "Eh, um, what--hi!"

This was slightly more than he expected but on the other hand the world is a sex game and he will never experience consequences.

"What've you been up to?"

"Uh--you know, stuff." Crap crap say something distracting "Did you know rodents are unable to vomit?" Dammit, why is that what he came up with.

Lev cracks up.

"...Are you getting your dick sucked in the library?"

Bruce's face does its best impression of a tomato.

"Yes."  (Godfuckingdammit.)

"...That's really fast, since you lost your virginity two days ago."

Lev stops laughing for long enough to say "there's room for another person."

"...yeah okay," he says, and starts to get under the table.