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Bruce Banner is the Erogamer
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"And I'll stay out of your business. Sorry. Right, stats, I was gonna explain stats." He says No to Deep and Dark and pulls up his stat screen. BOD is my physical appearance as defined by I don't know what metric, so far I haven't had any disagreements with its idea of hotness. LST is, like, my average level of horniness? PRV is basically Openness to Experience but specifically sex-focused because this thing is weirdly obsessed with sex. SED is basically charisma, FUK is how good I am in bed, and ERO is a measure of how little sense my life makes." He gets pinker and pinker as he explains, but it's still better than talking about how the game wants him to mess with Lev.

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Lev also looks very relieved to get the concept of his secrets off the table.

"I guess I can't ask how many points you have in half of those without it being awkward oversharing."

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"It's fine, I want a second brain on this, if it's not a hallucination it's potentially a really big deal." He reads off the rest of his character sheet--stats, skills, and active quests.

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"I should probably have a reaction to this other than 'I want to know what my Nectar is.'"

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"Well, that's definitely something we can find out!" Bruce says in a rush of mostly-scientific excitement. Then he realizes what he just said, turns absolutely crimson and stares at the space over Aarons' shoulder. He does not, however, do anything that might constitute taking it back.

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Lev kisses him.

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Kissing! Awesome! It's hard to remember, when they're kissing, that this isn't romantic on Lev's end, it's purely sexual and scientific. It's hard to care as much as he should either. Kissing back enthusiastically, though, that's easy.

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Maybe they should be on a bed and still kissing. 

He makes soft little noises into Bruce's mouth.

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Lev has such excellent ideas. Bruce wants to be kissing him even more than he already is. He has fifteen unspent skill points and puts five of them in FUK as they enter the bed.

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Lev kisses him for a moment and then pulls away and says, "what just happened?"

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"I, uh, I raised my good-in-bed stat. I haven't spent all my points yet and I wanted to be kissing you more effectively."

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"You're so cute."

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Oh thank goodness, he was half expecting "that's cheating you cheater". He grins and makes a little "eee" noise and resumes Effective Kissing.

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Lev has no objections to being kissed maximally effectively!

Honestly, if he were in charge of it Bruce might put all of his stat points into FUK.

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Bruce likes the idea of having some stat points on hand just on case, but if he was going to allocate them all at once then FUK and ERO are clearly the best skills and the idea of having a really high FUK makes him a lot less nervous than the idea of having a really high ERO. 

Does Lev have any objections to Bruce putting a hand on his shirt hem? Maybe with some of the fingers being technically under the shirt hem rather than on it?

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He does not!

In fact he puts his hands up under Bruce's shirt.

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Then Bruce will try taking Lev's shirt off, though if Lev reciprocates they might end up rather tangled.

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He does not reciprocate while Bruce is taking his shirt off.

He does, however, close his eyes.

(--breasts I have breasts I am a girl with breasts and I am fucking my boyfriend and he loves me and--)

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Bruce cannot read Lev's mind and wouldn't be doing it if he could. He can kiss Lev's neck and run his hands through Lev's hair and press their hips together. His own eyes are closed too, the better to focus on all of his other senses.

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Those are very good non-gendered body parts to be touching.

He briefly wonders if the FUK skill will direct Bruce automatically away from his gendered body parts, decides this line of thought is too close to thinking about how disgusting he is to make for a good sexual experience, and returns to concentrating very hard on the idea that he is a girl and Bruce loves him. 

Lev is completely hairless-- her his chest and stomach and back are very smooth. SHe has pink lines on his chest that, if Bruce had more experience, he might recognize as the sort of marks made by an ill-fitting bra. 

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Bruce has never removed a bra, ill-fitting or otherwise. He does notice that Lev shaves, and worries that that might mean Lev finds him unpleasantly hairy. There isn't anything obviously doable about that right now, though, not as his current level of shapeshifting finesse. He takes advantage of the lack of hair to try licking a nipple.

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She whimpers.

(--he's playing with her breasts, which she has, because she is a girl--)

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"Was that a good noise, or a bad noise?" Bruce murmurs, running his hands down Aarons' stomach.

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"Good," she says, "very good--"

He remembers what kind of underwear he's wearing, realizes Bruce is maybe really close to trying to take his pants off, and pulls off his pants and underwear in a single hopefully-not-that-conspicuous movement.

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The pants-and-underwear removal is very conspicuous! Bruce is now highly aware that this person he has basically promised a blowjob is now not wearing pants or underwear! And that's awesome, because he's pretty excited about giving that blowjob. He hastily shifts his attention dickwards, shuffles along the bed a bit, takes a moment to consider his approach, and starts by licking a line from the base of said dick to the head. 

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