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"What, not hungry for lunch?"

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"I'm sure you know how Charlotte gets, we have time." 

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"Sounds like fun."

Asher is pretty unclear about whether, once they get to Sasha's room, he's going to be kissed or yelled at for implying he's a member of the help.

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Kissed, obviously, why on earth would he start a fight on purpose with someone who it's that obvious could throw him. 

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Mm. That works. 

Beds are nice. For example, it's fun to throw people on them.

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It's also very fun to be thrown on them. 

Asher should come over here and kiss him. 

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What a good idea.

"Tempted to ask how much of the Islander porn is accurate."

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"Wouldn't know, I haven't found any. I can confirm or deny specific rumors if you tell me what they are, though." 

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"Mm. You're all gay, there are a bunch of men in dresses, you're all part of sex gangs, you get taken as slaves by more powerful villains but mysteriously all your slave duties involve having consensual kinky sex with attractive people of your preferred gender..."

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"Not literally everyone is gay but just about everyone has had sex with their own gender a time or six — I'm not actually into girls but I've slept with Nat and Legion and Queenie — I was surprised to find out that skirts aren't for men here. The gangs aren't just for sex but sex definitely does happen in them. I have never heard of or encountered that last thing." 

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"Skirts are not for men! Well, except at certain parties."

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"That's so weird, though! The fabric does not care!" 

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"In Auradon, if you wear a skirt it means you're trying to communicate to people that you're a girl, which people do for reasons other than being girls but it's mostly disapproved of."

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"Why does it communicate that!" 

Maybe he should be in Asher's lap right now. How about that. 

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"I dunno. Maybe because it's not very practical for riding horses? But it could be anything, really, there's no reason that the color pink communicates that you're a girl but it does. As long as it's important for people to know what other people's genitals look like and they think it's rude to ask, they'll figure out ways to communicate it indirectly, and they can be kind of arbitrary, like, uh, the fact that the sounds 'arbitrary' mean that."

Sasha should be in his lap. 

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Being in Asher's lap is very warm and Sasha likes it a lot. "What genitals you have and whether you're a girl are barely even correlated, though. — not that that isn't a weird thing for strangers to want to know anyway but it isn't even the right question." 

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"--Is that how that works on the Isle."

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"...I so do not buy that you don't have girls with dicks or boys without them in Auradon." 

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"Well, there are drag queens and crossdressers and butches, and some of them live as the other gender or take hormones."

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"So you do you just don't.... call them girls or call them boys respectively? that's weird but I guess it's not weirder than deciding me having sex with you would be worse and more perverted than me having sex with Nat was." 

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"No, you call a crossdresser a girl, that's polite, she's just not a genetic girl."

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"Auradonians are so weird," he says affectionately, and kisses Asher. 

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Mm. Kissing is nice. 

Perhaps they should have fewer clothes.

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Definitely they should have fewer clothes. 

He can't keep his hands off Asher, isn't really trying. 

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Asher returns the favor!

"You're very beautiful."

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