At least Mulan stars a grey and Princess and the Frog stars a purple.

Why don't any of these people have more than one kid?!

He has very strong opinions about how great Tiana and Mulan and Shang and Naveen and Chen and Asher are, somewhat milder ones about how Facilier is kind of weird but honestly one of the easier to deal with villains on the Isle, Maleficent is wack but her daughter Mal is awesome, there are a sort of terrifying number of male Huns on the Isle, Snow White is sort of weird and she's gotten a lot of plastic surgery but she seems nice enough, and the Evil Queen is still exactly as beauty-obsessed as you'd expect her to be but Evie is cool and great. 

Does VKsha know things about the sex lives of the Disney princes and princesses because Xenolev is fascinated by this topic.

Cascadilev checks in on Smolsha to see what he thinks about all of this.

SERIOUSLY. WHY IS ONE KID A HAPPY ENDING TO YOU PEOPLE.

Smolsha seems like he's having fun! American movies are sort of weird but that's to be expected. 

Asher has four half siblings but he doesn't know much else about his classmates' parents, it's not really the sort of thing you ask about. He can however give very elaborate and complicated explanations of who is dating who among said classmates and the associated politics. 

"I guess in retrospect Naveen does seem kind of slutty."

"Asher is also kind of slutty, for an Auradonian. I don't think it's a heritage thing, just a 'when you grow up with a particular set of norms you tend to stick to them' thing." 

"Having four kids by four different moms seems kind of, uh, bad."

"I mean, he was by all accounts kind of a mess before he settled down with Tiana, but if you're gonna have four kids I don't see why the number of different moms they have matters?" 

"It means you're probably not committed to raise children with any of them?"

"Part of the reason he got disowned was so that if he had any more kids the crown wouldn't have to pay for them but I've seen people with one parent and I've seen people with two parents and they seem pretty fucked up too? Just fucked up different." 

"Humans are weird. --I guess if you don't have castes having a lot of babies can mess with the succession."

"Kids really need, like, three or four parents at least. I can't imagine trying to raise our kids with just me and Asher."

"I've never met anyone with a whole bunch of parents, I can't say how fucked up they are." 

"Most of my world agrees with Cascadilev, it's one of the reasons people look at monogamous people so weird." 

"Well, probably most of the people you've met were fucked up because they were raised by Disney villains, and a better support network would not have helped."

"In our world most people are poly but, you know, they sometimes have sex with other people, kids still only have two parents."

"Well, it doesn't have to be parents parents, you can do fine with help from grandparents or friends."

"I'm counting the ones who were instead raised by heroes! Fairy Godmother's daughter isn't as fucked up as Frollo's but she's more fucked up than Facilier's." 

"That's the pro-monogamy position, roughly."

Lev pets Sasha's hair. "Asher seems like he grew up okay. And Ben."

Mmmmmm hairpetting is nice. "Yeah. Asher and Ben turned out great. Mulan tried but Chen just — soaks up society like a really miserable sponge, I don't know how much she could have done about that. Ben's a miracle, honestly, King Beast was by all accounts awful." 

"I wonder if we have a Ben, we should try to find him."