You don't have to be sorry, you were sweet 

it was sweet 

I'm guessing similarly you were drinking either water or incredibly watered vodka

water, yeah 

sometimes I mix it up and drink water with some food coloring 

sorry if I fucked up your show

I'm probably still not going to watch those shows because of, uh, stuff

you didn't fuck anything up 

and basically nobody watches every show, you don't have to apologize for that 

Yes, even I sometimes have work.

even you! <3 

And then he texts Asher a screenshot of the conversation and 

hello sanity check please sanity check 

Cute! Definitely in love with you! Maybe gonna turn into a stalker!

Or at least demand freebies.

yeah that's my thought too 

goddammit. in the private show he told me right out what he wanted and what he was anxious about it was gr9. 

Well, save the money so you can block him if he starts getting stalkery without wondering where your next meal is gonna come from.

Keep up your other clients.

Drop hints about living in Maine.

Make your heart as cold and ruthless as ice.

He seems like a rescuer type.

yeah 

good advice all around 

love you lots. want to complain about clients or not that 

Sure but my guys are fine.

Got a guy who wants to give me a footrub for an hour and two guys who want to give me $250 and have me make fun of them for two minutes about it.

nice!!! 

I swear drunk shows attract assholes, I had someone literally type "[username] has tipped 100 tokens" into the chat like I wasn't gonna notice and another tip me exactly one token 

Well, you are trying to get them to take advantage of you.

you're not wrong but still!!! 

Honestly one token is worse than zero tokens????? "Here's the ten cents I'm willing to spend on you."

Your whale really wants you to ask him about his feelings about booze, I think

 But gah clients with feelings.

yeah. might be worth taking the bait but idk if that's a pattern I want to set 

He likes you plenty already, probably not worth it.

Unless you really feel like comforting some rich dude about his alkie dad.

yeah I so do not 

thank you. <33333 

Love you. <3

We should hang out this afternoon. 

we should 

I can come over? 

I can wear that skirt, make it that date you promised me :P 

I'll bring roses and chocolate and a bear that says "I Love You Beary Much."

don't you dare 

💙 💙 💙 see you, ilu 

He has the kind of chocolate Sasha likes but neither a teddy bear nor flowers.

He is in fact wearing the skirt! 

The first thing he does when he gets in the door is hug Asher.