californialove123: how much to see you soft and tiny?
espadabynight: Beautiful smile
jackx0123: nice lips
jackx0123: perfect for kisss
jackx0123: looks good your hair
manfrommoon92: I am not gay, but I am still here so... not like I am Jesus or anything
sweet25000: can you cum by getting fucked by a big dick?
quantumdex: let me bite your thighs!
blazingrod: That choker ring must be great to drag you for a good kiss
Lev does a sharp intake of breath when Sasha says his name that way, like it is the most arousing thing he can imagine.
Lev has forty-five minutes' worth of questions about horror novels!
That's really weird, but it's also the most fun Luna's had doing a show for a while so he's disinclined to judge.
"The site says you're usually done for the night about now?"
"I can keep talking!"
"I don't want to keep you from other things you were doing."
"I've got time for you, Lev," and Luna says his name the same way he said it the first time.
"...all right, maybe a bit longer, but you should tell me if you have plans."
His only plan is cuddling with his boyfriend and that's not the kind of thing you tell a client about.
He'll keep talking with Lev until Lev has to go. (He keeps lingering over Lev's name.)
Lev eventually and regretfully says, "I really do have to go now" after ninety minutes of show.
Which means that (a) Luna made $270 tonight and (b) even considering sales on tokens and discounts for buying tokens in bulk, Lev probably spent over five hundred dollars on talking to him about horror novels.
Well. Sasha knows which whale he's going to be focusing on.
When Lev has to go he takes off Luna and curls up in bed with his Marlo and reads more horror novels.
His phone has a text from a whale about how tonight's show is really long, he hopes Luna is enjoying it ;), and also a text from Asher.
i hate men
the entire gender
burn it to the ground
He texts the whale
sure am ;)
and texts Asher
but there's you and me and marlo
okay but clients are a w f u l
spent twenty minutes trying to get this guy's sexual fantasy out of him and he was just like "but maaaaaster I want to seeeeeerve you"
ohhhhh man yeah that's the worst
personally I'm a fan of "take off your shirt slave [doesn't tip] why are you ignoring me you aren't a real slave"
that's absolutely right, you're not a real slave, that's why you're doing it for money asshole
uggggh so tempted to just do porn again
but i'd have to work longer hours and i haven't quite recovered from my last video being titled "BLACKED: Teen Slut Gets Massacred By BBC Mandingo"
i had to look up what a mandingo even was
....I'm not looking it up I don't want to know
I will reblog three hundred "burn the bagel for good luck" tumblr posts and idk burn a really shitty paper crane or something in your honor
but someone spent like 500 dollars on talking to me about horror novels so I'm having an awesome night actually
is that... his fetish
no clue but holy shit guess what gift horse I'm not looking in the mouth
he wanted me to wear one of marlos shirts, said it looked more comfortable
I s2g there are little pink hearts in my eyes
that's so cute
he's going to turn out to be a serial killer
or a horrible emotional labor sink where he's constantly giving you JUST enough money that you don't wanna fire him even tho it would probably be better in the long run
but i vote for serial killer
hey I've got you and m as a sanity check
and he paid for so many groceries
i'm adding him to the list of men who are allowed
you, me, m, shirt guy. that is literally 100% of the acceptable men in the world
and ezra miller. ezra miller is very beautiful + very stupid + would definitely tip generously
he so would. you have such good taste in extremely stupid actors
I question his fashion choices but they are at least choices
shirt guy is named Lev
i would go gay for ezra miller
whatever you call going gay if you're getting your dick sucked by dudes on the regular
I think it's still going gay but like. up a meta level
going super saiyan gay
is that how you spell that I don't actually know how you spell that
you don't know
but I thought you were my perfect trap waifu who loves all my favorite animes :(