Aug 23, 2019 4:34 PM
pyramid scheme victim imrainai meets sunnyverse celegorm in milliways
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They are, as promised, there three hours later. They get an explanation from Celegorm before they're within sight. 

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They walk in, request a long list of books from the bar, and then request a room and head up to it to read them.

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Should I give the money to you or her -

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I don't know! I'm not good at people stuff even when I know the people! - maybe to Azalea?

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Kay.

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Two minutes after they arrived they have all vanished. 

 

"I'll have to bring them food sometimes."

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Oh good. If they're not doing things in her vicinity then she doesn't have to be conspicuously superfluous.

"Yeah. I guess so."

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"Otherwise they'll all starve, they're a bunch of dumbasses." He says it very fondly. 

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"Well. Lucky they have someone to think about food and stuff, then."

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"Yep, I stab things and feed the smart people, that's how everything works."

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"I mean that's cool? I don't really do anything, so."

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"- you're not raising two kids and working full-time and dodging vampire loan sharks?"

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"...technically. Except the working full-time, I think it's probably impossible to make it to work by a reasonable time from this particular vantage point."

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"Okay, sensibly working around the vampire loan sharks."

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" - I just mean I'm gonna get fired today. I try at things sometimes. I don't so much succeed."

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"I got my Karen killed before she was even an adult."

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"Was that actually your fault?"

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"Well, yeah."

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"Oh, well. Maybe we are both bad at things, then. I wouldn't know."

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"Everyone's bad at things, Karen. There's a lot of things."

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" - yeah, but some people are good at some of them. And some people are bad at most of the things that matter."

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"I think most people are bad at most of the things that matter as soon as vampires are around mattering."

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"Plausible."

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“When I saw where the door opened I figured you’d be too freaked out to go get help, but you were fine as soon as you decided it was important.”

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"I'm freaked out by lots of stuff. Just not, uh, mostly things that it makes very much sense to be freaked out by."

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