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I wish it was all a dream
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"Sure! I am almost certain they are from Europe."

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...okay, that's actually more than he'd expected.

"'Almost certain'."

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"Who knows how many layers of bullshit dungeon tech-assisted redirection and VPNs they went through? You're doing the same, you ought to know. Their shit is better than yours, though. But I think we're getting there."

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Of course their shit is better than his, he doesn't do this kind of thing for a living.

"Fine. Good work." Conditional on that being true.

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"What are you planning to do with them once you've found them, asshole-nim? Out of pure curiosity."

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"I am going to deliver them to law enforcement like the good samaritan I am, of course."

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"And then what?"

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"What?"

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"You trying to get brownie points with Kim Hye-jin or Lee Tae-gun or somethin'? What's your game?"

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"I don't pay you to ask questions."

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"Wow, asshole-nim, that was amazing, you sounded just like one of those movie thugs.

"Alright, well, was there anything else, or can I go back to the work you're paying me absurd sums of money to do?"

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He hangs up.

There are more people he needs to call. This is not his only lead, and if he's going to succeed he needs his success to be overdetermined.

And then, when he does, when he's found the shooter, he will...

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...will, he, he'll...

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...he will...

...he, he will...

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...he's...

...he'll... he's going to...

...he'll... he...

...he will...


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hey

Hye-jin

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Hey! What's up?
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tomorrow would've been tae-hwan's birthday

do you think you and hyung would like to maybe meet up, get drunk?

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Oh no.

Yeah. My treat.
Not that a night of drinking would break any of our banks
It's the principle.
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you don't need to

i'm inviting all of his old friends

he always liked big parties

i think he'd like it if we threw him this party one last time

or maybe that's just me, i don't know

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Let me throw my absurd bullshit money at good causes to make myself feel better!!
Anyway we'll be there.
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If Hye-jin wants to throw absurd bullshit money it'll have to be directly at Woo-young because he'd already made a reservation at a Korean barbecue restaurant. Well, rather, he rented out the entire restaurant for the entire night so that only the party'll be there. He's teleporting people in personally so that no one has to show up outside and walk through the door, for security reasons, as soon as they confirm to him that they're ready.

When Hye-jin and Tae-gun arrive there are already waiters serving food and the grills at the tables are already sizzling.

Also Woo-young is already kinda tipsy. "Heeeeey."

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"Woo-young-ah," says Tae-gun, walking over to his friend to kiss the top of his head then ruffle his hair.

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Just what in the world has been happening to Tae-gun lately.

(...well, the answer is obvious, isn't it.)

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"Tae-gun! Hye-jin! Come over here and get a seat of honour before any more clowns arrive to try to steal it."

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