this just happens all the time I'm sorry
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"I hope you run into something nastier than you are."

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"I'm indestructible. Look, I just wanna try a thing that'd knock a human out temporarily. Won't do worse than a mild headache unless you have a non-sunlight weakness that humans don't have."

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Her eyes narrow. "Fine."

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Dose!

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Either knocked out or pretending very convincingly.

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Cam's computer makes a loud startling noise!

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No twitch but maybe it's easier to not twitch if you don't need to breathe or have a heartbeat or whatever.

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He waits for fifteen minutes and if she's not up by then he tries the antidote.

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She doesn't react to that either.

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That begins to be slightly concerning.

 


Itching powder on her foot?

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After a minute she shifts slightly to rub it against a rock.

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"Hello there. I can't use this result, unfortunately."

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She opens her eyes to glare at him. "Don't you have anything better to do than harass people?"

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"I'd like to be in sub-Sarahan Africa eradicating malaria. Unfortunately, my information about the state of the world isn't up to the level I prefer to have when I'm making large ecological changes."

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"That sounds like a fine thing to do. Not very evil, I guess. You could replace it with having mosquitos bring their blood to the shrine of a hellgod or something?"

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"I'm not trying to be evil!"

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"Well, I'm just making suggestions," she pouts.

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Sigh. "Hellgods are a going concern?"

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"I've heard about them. I haven't met any. I guess they could just be demons putting on airs."

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"Tell me about those," he says.

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"They're from hell dimensions and they don't come here much but when they do they try to suck us into a hell dimension or whatever?"

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"And vampires are a different thing, not directly related?"

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"I haven't exactly read a book about it. Pretty sure I'm not from a hell dimension. I guess I'm in favor of hell dimensions, you know, 'cause they sound pretty evil."

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"Were you evil in life?"

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"Nah, I was boring as fuck."

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