He snorts. "I don't think I've ever done it, no."

"Nor me!" says Theo. "But then my memory was pretty poor as a human, maybe I'm forgetting something."

"Yes, who knows, maybe you did it all the time."

"Wouldn't you like that."

"I don't actually care whether you did it often, merely whether you do it around me."

"Little busy right now, I'm afraid."

"Oh? I'd've thought your vampire senses would let you multitask."

"I expect I could."

"So the business objection doth not apply."

"But that'd mean I had to multitask, and I'm not sure it's legal to jerk off while driving, y'see."

"Pretty certain there isn't, like, a law about it. But of course," he starts innocently, "I could help."

"Well, public indecency probably covers it."

"Except there's no one around, and even if there were it's not like it's super noticeable unless you're looking for it."

"No, no, I was just talking about laws that probably prohibit it."

"Ah, so I see."

"To be fair you probably could help."

"Yep, that's why I suggested it."

Theo looks around a little and then shrugs.

...well, then. He gingerly reaches over to unzip Theo's pants...

Theo makes no move to stop him.

He raises an eyebrow, though.

Well that's kinda hot isn't it. He reaches inside and tries to... well, reveal him, for lack of a better word.

He is revealable! It seems like being a vampire has not changed him too dramatically from what humans look like, gosh, how wonderful.

He wasn't particularly expecting it to have changed.

His hand starts moving.

Theo looks down and then at the road.

"… I've gotta say I wasn't expecting this."

"What were you expecting when you told me that?"