(Miracles! Miracles everywhere!)

"Oh. That's good, then? If a bit anticlimactic."

"I'm thinking we wait a minute, in case she does turn out to be a vampire but just less… high than I was."

"Oh, right, good thinking."

So he does!

The girl does not seem to be lunging at anyone, and no one seems to think she is very pretty and very noteworthy.

… Okay good. "Doesn't seem to be one, not unless she's displaying zero of my noticeable traits."

"Are there any unnoticeable traits you have we should be worried about?"

"… What, like my enhanced brain? I just meant of the traits that would be obvious externally, I'm noticing none."

"I was joking, never mind. She's probably not a vampire, then."

Shrug. "Probably not, but I have her name anyway if we want to check up on her when we're more public, see if she got some sort of contagious magic. Anyway, let's go?"

"Yeah, I guess."

He picks Sadde up and off they go.

"So...?"

"She got resuscitated, doesn't seem vampiric, made a miraculous recovery."

"Oh. So you're four out of four."

"Yeah, and we should possibly follow up with these people covertly in the future, make sure they don't unexpectedly die or have some side effects."

"If there are side effects they'll happen to me first, won't they?"

"Unless they occur more quickly if it healed more of you…"

"Okay, point. Also that old lady saw us."

"What?"

"She opened her eyes briefly but we were out pretty quickly afterwards, so she didn't get a proper look at us. And, like, mysteriously-disappearing near-adults after your mysterious miraculous recovery, it's weird but I doubt anybody would actually believe her."

"Oh."

"We should make this a thing."

"Do it a few times a week, maybe? There are hospitals a bit further afield we could go to, too, in case we don't want to centralize all on one place or in case they don't frequently get new people into their ICU."

"We don't all have to come along each time anyway, so it's possibly just… as frequently as you want to."