"What are we gonna do in the meantime? I don't think I've heard much about the intricacies of vampirism – what's it like?"

Pause. "Not quite how I expected it to be."

"Did you have expectations about it?"

"If you had said to me 'you are gonna become a vampire, what do you think it'll be like' I wouldn't have said 'I will do as people say if they have photos of me'."

"Well, but you'd probably not have said much beyond 'crave blood, dislike sunlight' either."

"Yeah, probably not."

"He has super enhanced senses, speed, agility, strength, an eidetic memory, blood thing, sun thing, photo thing, am I missing anything?"

"Rehealing that hasn't been thoroughly tested but appears to work on flames, sharp objects and blunt impact trauma; memory is not-literally eidetic but yeah that's close; there's also the – biting thing – and blue eyes, they weren't so blue before; and possibly don't need to breathe, mostly but not totally tested? Plus I don't need to sleep as much."

"… Is it just me or does that sound tempting?"

"It sounds very tempting, yes, except for the biteyness."

"The ignoring people are people thing sounds hard – hard to imagine and probably hard to get around – and I quite like the sunlight, but yeah. Tempting."

"We don't know how to turn people yet, anyway."

Pause. "I mean, my power might work to help with that."

...well it doesn't seem like Sadde has anything to say to that. It's a pretty good idea.

"So, who should I aim to turn? Or should I just plan to turn someone and hope it works with that – yeah it might work with that."

She tries: turning someone into a vampire! How can she do this?

Do...... what, exactly? What does 'turning' consist of?

Becoming a vampire from a human by some… method?

She's getting nothing. Naturally or supernaturally.

"… Doesn't seem to work."

"Might be the magics have limitations on how they interact, might be turning is impossible other than me?"

"Or maybe it's just that she doesn't know how to even begin doing it?"

"What if we suggest, like, me biting someone while trying to turn them, or them drinking my blood, or them dying with my blood in their system…?"

"Seems worth a try?"

Evelyn tries looking for some sort of solution to turning someone into a vampire using one of those methods.

She might as well be looking for some sort of solution to turning a bwarp into a merf.