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"Never had it before! Why is it eaten raw?"

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"It tastes nice! They serve it with rice and seaweed and other ingredients and you put soy sauce and wasabi on it."

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"Would I get sick from eating things raw? That's... Usually why we cook things."

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"No, no, they make sure it's safe. I mean, you can get food poisoning from anything, but sushi served correctly isn't especially likely to do it."

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"Eh. Okay, I can give sushi a shot. If I die from it I'll just haunt the hell out of you."

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Ranata laughs.

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"And you get to explain to Adarin what happened. 'Oh, by the way, your sister is haunting me now because I got her to eat a strange thing.'"

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"...Wait, do you people leave ghosts?"

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"Er. Well. Yes? Wait, you guys don't? But you're magic!"

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"That doesn't mean we have ghosts! Nobody has ghosts."

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"Mages do! Normal people don't. Adarin tried to explain it to me once and I kind of zoned out so the general idea of it's that we're not completely mortal? So the immortal part of us just - keeps on going as a funky non-functioning us that can't do much? I thought witches were the same, you guys live as long as we do!"

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"We don't live any fixed amount of time, but when we die it's like anyone else. Witch-shaped corpse and a puff of golden light."

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"Well we leave corpses, too. We're not alive anymore, or anything. We're very definitively dead. Part of us just gets doomed to stick around for a while until it runs out of mana and then it just kind of fades away."

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"Well, I guess that's... another way the worlds differ. I'm not sure whether to expect that to happen if you die here."

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"The same thing? I dunno why it would change just because we moved planes. Some people died in New Kystle and they left some ghosts, I would know, I got haunted. Bastard tried locking me in a bathroom."

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"Well, you acquired a daemon when you changed planes, so it could be the same thing."

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Zeviana looks bewildered. "Uh. Well. You didn't lose your daemon when you went to New Kystle. I don't see why I wouldn't be a ghost for a while after I die? It's a thing that happens with mages, I don't think it's plane based."

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"I certainly don't plan to experiment with it, so perhaps it will continue to be a mystery."

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She snorts. "Yeah, thanks. I don't want to test my potential ghosty-ness for the sake of science. I'd like to live a long and happy life with harems of gorgeous women. And diner food."

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"Entire harems of them? Did you mention that to Luzia?"

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"It hasn't come up? I mean I wouldn't screw anyone without letting her know and making sure it's cool, but like - my fantasies for the rest of my long and happy life are mine. Just because in my perfect world I would have harems of gorgeous women doesn't mean I'm gonna in the actual one."

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"I actually don't know Luzia's feelings on open relationships, but yes, the done thing is to discuss them before having them."

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"Yeah, that's kinda - relationship basics, really. Anything else is cheating, general assholism, or like - being disconnected from the world?"

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"Hear, hear."

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Zeviana smiles. "But if I do ever get a harem of gorgeous and totally consenting women that are all into being part of a harem - I will consider my life complete and go into permanent retirement because there's no way in hell I can top that."

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