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"Witches all have two names," it occurs to Ranata to say. "We mostly use the first, unless we're being formal or distinguishing between two with the same first name, and then it's both. Ranata Ekamma; Isabella Amariah. Like that. What's your full name?"

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"Zeviana Taviri Sorelas. Don't much like my middle name, though, if it's a better idea to just have two names."

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"Well, maybe you'll need that baby name book after all. Or you could pick a goddess's name. Isabella's second name is from a goddess."

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"Sure. I don't really like my last name, either, honestly. What goddesses are there to choose from?"

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"Kas Petaal, Evisa Iannakara, Yambe Akka - she's not very popular for naming children after, though - Segaard Oskei, Farakhel Nimah, Amariah Lytess, and Memma Belir. Naming girls after them usually has nothing to do with their portfolios, unlike birth blessings, but I can tell you about their domains anyway."

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"That would be great, what kinds of things do they do?"

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"Yambe Akka isn't very popular because her strongest association is death, but she also does - mercy, winter, calm, starlight. Ice, circles. Kas Petaal has a male aspect and minds our beloved mortals - the verses usually say 'husbands and sons' but she can stretch to cover friends and the like. Sacrificial magic, autumn, violence, that sort of thing. Evisa Iannakara is Isabella's blessing goddess; Isabella's blessing is for the goddess's focus on the cerebral, it's a mental protection, though my mother was trying to get a blessed runecaster. She does art, time, water, curiosity... Segaard Oskei is spring, healing, the sun, motherhood, rain, herbs, music. Farakhel Nimah is summer and fire and animals and war - not violence, war, they're distinguished - curses. Amariah Lytess, whose name Isabella bears, covers verse magic and daemons and weather in general and protection spells... and Memma Belir does flight and sleep and friendship and wind. I'm forgetting some details, I'm not a theologian."

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Zeviana makes a 'hmm' sound. "None of them are really jumping out at me as, 'That one, pick that one' but Zeviana Nimah rolls off the tongue reasonably well. Think it fits?"

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"Zeviana Nimah. Sounds good to me."

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"Cool. I think I'll just drop the names I don't like, I never used 'em anyway. Zeviana Nimah it is!"

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"Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves, I think the queen will like you but you should probably be making a suggestion to her, not presenting her with your false identity and assuming she'll back it."

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"Aww. Makes sense, though. Zeviana Nimah it will be sometime in the foreseeable future. Eventually."

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Ranata nods. "I know there are more things to know about witches, but I'm drawing a blank - do you have any questions?" she asks.

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"Hmmm. What's starlight like?"

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"I've never heard a description that really did it justice. It's sort of... I'd say it's like being snowed on, but we'd experience snow differently, since you don't find cold irrelevant..."

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"Aw. Oh well. I'm glad it's nice, though."

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"It's lovely. Your world has beautiful stars, and moons."

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"Yeah. Pity about the people, though," says Zeviana. "I kinda feel bad for that world, honestly. It didn't do anything wrong, and now suddenly it's just tainted by the assholes that decided to crash there."

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"I don't think the planet itself is likely to mind, do you?"

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"Eh, I dunno. Maybe. Pretty sure the last one's pissed with us."

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"What's that mean?"

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"'Cause we invited some magical guys over from another plane for tea and crumpets and they proceeded to wreck the place. We ditched rather than punching them out. I was against it, but Adarin was out of commission and I didn't want those bastards to get at him while he was out. So I went, too."

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"I don't think I heard anything about this."

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"Adarin kind of doesn't like to talk about it. I don't care, it was a thing that happened and another reason for me to hate them. I've got lots."

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"Why were these people invited in the first place?"

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"Because those people are stupid and greedy bastards. They wanted magic. Oh boy did they get it."

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"Therein lies a tale, I suspect."

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"Which part? Wanting magic's pretty obvious, but getting it - eh. Pretty straightforward. They were used to being the top dogs, with only other mages to deal with. Not so much, in this case, and they got conquered rather than doing the conquering."

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"You realize I'm missing a lot of context here? I don't understand half what you're getting at."

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"Oh, right, sorry. Uh, basically - mages are a bunch of conquerors, and have been like that for a while. I guess it didn't go that way with witches, but with us - like you hand them power and they're like, 'Let's go oppress some peasants, that sounds like a great idea!' So they did that, except our magic dwindles over generations. So they're constantly afraid of losing it. Thus - trying to find more options for it. Personally I don't give a damn about any of that crap, and neither does my brother, but they do."

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"It didn't go that way with witches," confirms Ranata. "We don't have the - dwindling problem, and while there are places in our history where mortals have come off the worse for knowing us, this is mostly an individual matter, not larger populations."

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"Ours did large populations. I dunno why. I mean there are specific individuals that suffered too because they caught someone's eye, but large-scale was a thing they did a lot."

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"I wonder why."

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"I mean my brother's got some theories but honestly I don't care as much. It's a thing they do, and they should stop."

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"Well - I won't argue there."

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Zevi smiles a little. "I like you. You're pretty cool. I might just blanket that towards all witches and maybe be like, 'I should have been this, I would be way happier' or something."

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"Well, if you were, your brother wouldn't have any magic, which he seems pretty attached to, but perhaps you'll get the best of both worlds. So to speak."

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"Yeah, him not having magic would suck. He likes it a lot. So I guess this works out alright, I'm glad he's happy. Best of both worlds would be great, though!"

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"I recommend making a good impression on the queen."

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"I'm not quite sure how to do that, but I guess I can try. How do I make a good impression? Adarin's not here to give me cheat sheets on people, so you get to stand in for him."

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"Well - she's a queen. So, be respectful, and polite. She won't like it if there are secrets kept from her, either. And if her daemon is present at the time your Lecasryn should talk to him."

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"Hm. Okay, I can do that. I already promised full honesty mode, so I'll just do that. Hey, Lecasryn, don't screw this up for me!"

"I'll try," sighs the hawk.
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"Her daemon might be somewhere else. If you're going to pass for a witch and hold up to any scrutiny you'll need to separate."

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"Adarin managed it, right? Then I'll probably be fine. It sounds bad, but I've been through bad things before. What does it involve?"

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"Walking away. A few hundred yards tends to do it. There's a sort of wasteland, very far north, where daemons can't go, and that makes it easier, but it's not necessary."

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"Eh, okay. I might poke my brother for tips first because he knows me and will know what would help me out."

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"That makes sense."

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"Yeah. He's pretty good at translating things for me. Like for half of our childhood he was slipping me magic notes because he could teach me better than the people who were trying to."

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"Magic notes? Are these notes about magic, or notes that are themselves magic?"

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"Notes about magic. Like rather than using big fancy words he'd switch to explaining concepts and it would all just make sense."

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"Your kind of magic seems very different from witchcraft. I wonder if any of it even applies across systems or if it would be like trying to use - color theory to predict the weather."

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"I dunno! I don't know about your magic and Adarin's the magic nerd anyway. I just kind of do stuff sometimes. I'm good with plants."

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"I suspect the queen will want you to help with the herb gardens. Maybe the food plants too."

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"Sure. What kinds of ways of helping? Just making them grow faster, or making them immune to pests and diseases and stuff, oooor...?"

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"Those sound good. All the plots on the clan lands have climate control and watering handled; we have more trouble with weeds, and with getting yields up."

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"Oh, that's easy. Weeds are pretty simple, I just make them not want to grow in certain areas. Then for yields, I just help out the ones that I want to grow."

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"I think you and the queen will get along famously."

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"Good! Because I still think I like you guys."

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"Hopefully the opinion will persist when you've met more than two of us."

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"Yeah. I mean, I dunno, other witches might be terrible and then I'd just leave. I'd have to see."

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"Well, I don't think they're terrible, but I might be biased."

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"Heh. That's okay, I'll see what they're like."

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"Most of the clan isn't on clan lands at any given time. My husband lives within easy flying distance, so I split my time, but plenty of witches settle elsewhere and rarely visit. Others grow up on the territory, though."

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"Oh? That sounds pretty nice. I'd be annoyed if I had to stick around one area all the time."

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"Not at all. Isabella apprenticed for a while with an Olympic witch who lives on the other side of the country entirely, although she quit recently to do things I don't fully understand with Adarin and his magic. And now she has that house in Wyoming."

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Zeviana snorts. "Magic nerds. I swear."

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"I sometimes teach little witches introductory magic when there's a batch of them around, though I'm not as intense about the subject as Isabella."

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"No wonder he's over the moon about her. Adarin's a huge, huge magic nerd. Just goes and talks magic theory to himself for a while and comes out with a thing that does stuff."

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"I love his translation spell in particular!"

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"Oh? What's it - oh. Oh fuck. I forgot to get him to cast it on me!"

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"Oh dear. Do I need to turn around?"

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"Eh, maybe, unless you have a way to contact him and be like, 'Hey, dork, you forgot your sister.'"

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"Well, I could call her on the phone."

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"Isabella? Huh. Yeah, sure, that would work, I guess."

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Ranata stops the cloud-pine and lands so she won't have to replace the phone if it breaks, and dials, and hands the ringing phone to Zeviana. "Just talk into it when it stops ringing."

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"Alright," she says, taking the phone. She can roll with weird funky technology if necessary.

When Isabella picks up, she says, "Hi. Can you put my brother on the - phone? It's a phone, right? He forgot the translation spell."

She pauses, then bursts out laughing. "Am I interrupting something?" (giggle, giggle) "Were you in the middle of something important?" she adds, in a teasing sing-song tone. "Oh, fine. The translation spell? You forgot it."

"Well I was excited. Witches are cool! Can you teleport and put the spell on me? Pretty please with a cherry on top? Why not? Ugh, fine, you're a fucking lost cause, lovebird. Can I at least get like - instructions for how to do it myself, or me teleporting there or something? Okay, good."

Pause. "Were you having fun?" she teases. "Right, whatever. I'll get Ranata to do this again, later, so we can figure out what we do. Bye, Adarin! Have fun!"

She hands the phone back to Ranata. "They were busy," she says, snickering.
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Ranata accepts the phone back. "I don't need to hear about it."

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Zeviana snickers, some more. "Sorry, sorry, it's just hilarious."

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"I really don't see why," says Ranata, lifting the cloud-pine up into the air again.

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"Because it's my brother, pretty much. It's fun to give him grief."

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"Perhaps I'd understand if I had grown up with a sibling."

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"Yeah. It's like - the awkward's gone and you can just laugh at their reaction."

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"At any rate, I don't have a sibling. I do have a daughter, and I don't need to hear it."

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She giggles. "Sorry."

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"No harm done."

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"Mhm. So! He said he's not going to teleport to me, but I can either teleport to him or get instructions for the spell over the phone."

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"If you're going to do the first thing, is there a point to you spending hours on this cloud-pine with me?"

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"Eh, I kind of don't like doing teleportation spells, they take ages to set up and it's a pain. I'll probably just poke him to get instructions."

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"Whatever suits."

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"Also, flying's a blast!"

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"I certainly like it! You might have trouble passing as a witch if you can't fake the cloud-pine, I'm not sure."

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"I actually can kinda fly for a little while, but not over long distances like this. Teleportation's more economic."

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"We can't do that, so if you do it, it won't help convince witnesses."

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"Heh, fair enough."

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"I wish I could, though. I love to travel, I'd do it more if it didn't take hours or days to get places."

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"Oh? Hm. Want to go on adventures to places later, then? I've never had a travel buddy. Promise I won't make it weird 'cause your daughter's dating my brother."

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"Sure, why not? Ooh, and you already know about my translation spell, that was going to be a problem if I went with any of my existing travel friends to non-English-speaking countries and slipped up."

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"So once I get the spell, we can just go anywhere, no problem. I might need witching lessons, that would be a good time for them. Either way, should be fun."

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"Sure! You know where I haven't been yet? I haven't been to Finland."

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"I've never been anywhere here but what you've seen! So anything's fine. Finland's as good as any."

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"Finland it is. Oh, but it's chilly there - what are you going to do about the cold?"

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"... Hm. I dunno. Maybe bug my brother to make a spell for it or something, or give it a shot myself. Or just dress up in something warm and not be a witch for a little while."

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"Well, a coat won't help your daemon unless she hides in it with you. My Castarilan can do that but yours is a little big to try it."

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"Then maybe some place warmer would be better, I guess. Sorry."

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"Well, let me know if you work out a spell and we can go to Finland. Till then, Costa Rica it is."

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She snickers. "Sure! Adarin's better at fancy spells, though. Bet if I throw the idea at him he'll jump on it like a starving man when he sees food and obsess over it for a while."

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"If either of you works out a spell, anyway. I could cast something that would warm it up temporarily, but I don't know how to make it last. Maybe Isabella could come up with something better, she's very good at pivoting from existing spells into related ones."

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"Aha! So I could potentially be immune to cold sometime in the future. Sounds fun, I hate wearing warm clothes. Can't move in them properly."

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"I don't know how mortals do it, honestly. I'd go without the silks too if it wouldn't get me asked to move along or potentially arrested in any public place."

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She giggles. "I feel like a huge puffball in scarves and coats and fancy fluffy hats and all that. Just poke me, and I'll fall over in a poof of fluff. It's ridiculous. Normal clothes I don't mind. Just the fluffy ones."

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"One thing I have not ever tried but probably should one of these days is wearing mortal clothes."

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"Some of 'em are comfy! Least mine are. I mean they're not stifling like the warm clothing normally, but they can be. Depends on what you wear."

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"We can go shopping in Costa Rica."

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"Pffff - sure! Whose money? I don't have any, guess I can nick it from my brother, but he doesn't have any here either."

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"Oh, I don't mean buying things, I just mean trying things on. If you have to have something you do a little spell for the shopkeeper."

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"Oooo! The favors deal, right. That's seriously great, money's a pain."

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"Mortals seem to like it, and Isabella's probably going to work with money a bit to handle that - portal thing, but it seems like a lot of math to be doing for everyday, doesn't it?"

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"Yeah, it sucks. Plus there's the added fun of what happens if other people get it - it's not tied to you, it's just money. So they can just take it and then you don't have it anymore and you're out of luck."

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"Yes, exactly, my husband is a police officer and while we don't live in a high-crime town much of what he deals with is theft. Some shoplifting, but the thing that most upsets people is when their money is stolen."

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"Right! So I just kind of ignore it unless I need it for something. But if I don't need it and can just work through favors... Well, all the better, in my opinion."

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"I think you will enjoy being a pretend witch."

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"I think I will, too! It's nice and straight-forward."

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"We'll see what advice the queen has about passing. For all I know there's a little-known birth defect you can claim to have as far as the cold is concerned."

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"Ha! Alright, that could work. How far away are we from getting to the queen, anyway?"

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"Hours. I'm actually not going in a straight line - Isabella pointed me at Salt Lake City, which is farther south than we want to be, because I've been there and know the way. We can stop there and look at the pretty temple if you like. And the clan belongs to some kind of membership program that gets us admission into various zoos and things, of which Salt Lake City's zoo is one."

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"Oooo. And I'm waiting for a translation spell anyway, so that's no rush. Pretty temples and zoos, sounds like something to see!"

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"Salt Lake is nice! It's full of Mormons, though. I like Mormons just fine but not everyone does."

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"I have no idea what those are! What'd they do to earn ire?"

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"Mormonism is a religion! They're terrifically friendly people, but kind of judgmental about a lot of things. Most of them won't push about it though."

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"Eh. If they don't push me, I won't push them, but if they try to convert me to another religion I won't like 'em. So I guess it'll be by individuals."

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"Then ignore the ones who are in pairs dressed in suspiciously clean-cut uniforms," says Ranata. "Those are the missionaries. Erm - some of them might consider Lecasryn being female a reason to suspect the sort of thing they're judgmental about."

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"Uh huh. Well if they have a problem with it they can say it to my face. Then to my fist, right after."

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"Please do not punch Mormons. We can just do a flyover of the city if you will have trouble restraining yourself."

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"Well I wasn't going to just punch them for no reason. They'd have to get all preachy with me, first. Trust me, people have fucking tried to get me to 'see the light' and 'obey the laws of nature' and it hasn't worked out yet so I don't know why they keep trying."

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"Please do not punch anyone who doesn't hit you first. The entire state that contains Salt Lake City is heavily Mormon-dominated and it's better we just don't stop there if you can't handle it. For that matter I think Costa Rica is heavily Catholic..."

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Zeviana sighs. "Okay. Fine. No punching. Can I be scary at them? I don't think I can turn that one off."

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"What does 'being scary' mean?"

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"Eh, I dunno, that's what Adarin calls it. I apparently have a look and I growl things? It's vaguely threatening, daring them to say a damn thing about me because I just - let them know who would win if they tried it."

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"You may look and growl at the Mormons. They are not going to physically assault you. The worst they will do is offer you literature and ask you if you have a few minutes to hear the word of Christ."

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"Kay. That I can handle, I guess."

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"This is a civilized country. I don't know what it's like where you're from, but it's fairly uncommon for sober adult civilians to get into physical confrontations at all."

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"Yeaaah, we are not like that. I mean I guess they try to pretend to be civilized? It's fake, though. When I left some people flipped out and tried to kill me. It did not take, obviously."

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"Well. Welcome to Earth."

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"Thanks. I'll try to fit in. No guarantees."

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"Here's hoping it works out for you."

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"Thank you. I mean - here's already seeming better than where I was, so hopefully it works out. If not, I run off to the wilderness and make another maze."

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"I didn't get a close look at your prior one. I'll be interested to have a look if you make one here."

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"Sure! If I do make one it'll take a while, though. It was kind of a long-term hobby. I can make plants grow quickly, but if I take it slower they're a lot more sturdy."

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"How long were you working on the one you left?"

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"Hmmm... Three-ish years? Or so? If I'd have had longer I might have made it multi-storied."

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"Was it made of live plants, really all the way through? That's amazing."

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"Thanks! Yeah, it was live plants - I don't really work as well with dead things, so it just made sense to keep them alive. A few died in the first year 'cause I messed up with irrigation and I had to redo that spot completely. It was really, really annoying."

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"Sounds it. I've never stuck with anything that long."

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"Eh, it was fun. Soothing to do. I mean I didn't just do that all the time, I did other stuff too, but it was nice to come back and work on it every now and then."

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"What other kinds of things do you like, then, besides plant mazes?"

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"Some exploring, some talking to people - the people at the closest town over were pretty cool. Cute girls, polite people, so on. They knew they could poke me if the mages gave 'em trouble, which never really came up. I left them a note when I ditched, but they kind of already knew I wasn't likely to stick around forever."

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"If I know my daughter, she won't be leaving your world to shrivel up all by itself, so maybe you'll see them again."

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"Yeah, my brother's the same way. So I'm not too worried. If the dynamic duo take forever I might go grab them, but I'm not much of a 'planner' and Adarin pouts if I mess up his plans. Besides, I'm still checking to make sure this is a good place to crash."

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"They do seem to suit each other, don't they."

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"Pfff. I guess? It's sounding like they do and he's definitely got the whole shebang with hearts floating around his head and everything. But I haven't exactly sat down with your daughter and grilled her on her views of the world."

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"Oh, she's always been kind of a crusading malcontent. She hasn't had a lot of application for it, so far, but she seems to be revving up like she was born for it now she has an idea."

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"Ha! See, my brother was sort of passive about it for a while, till the invasion happened and he decided that he was going to fix things. He wasn't like - going to let people die horrifically before, and didn't like the place, but I don't think he was up for any kind of crusading then."

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"Well, it seems they've met in the middle, then, haven't they."

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"Yeah. They're cute together. Plus I like her, she's spunky."

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"Ha! I've never heard quite that description of her, but it suits."

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"I was afraid he'd end up with some annoying useless wallflower or something. This is a nice change."

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"Did he tend to go for the useless wallflower type before?"

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"He didn't tend to go for anyone before. But he turned down any of the people that wanted to get into his pants and were upfront about it, so I figured - useless wallflower. Guess they just weren't his type."

She snorts. "Can't blame him."
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"I'm afraid I don't have much information about what the initial - courtship stage was like. Since Isabella has been very vocal in her opposition to claiming people at daggerpoint and I think she'd be more embarrassed about it if she'd done it anyway."

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Zeviana giggles. "I might interrogate him later about it. It could have been that they swapped world domination stories and just fell madly in love instantly."

She doesn't sound serious.
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"Well, I wouldn't put it past her, at any rate."

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More giggling. "So what's claiming at daggerpoint? Is it exactly what it sounds like? 'Cause I'm not sure if that's disturbing or hot."

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"It's more or less what it sounds like, it's fallen rather out of favor now that witches can no longer expect to get away with murder if declined. I've never done it; my mother did, but not with my father, with her preceding husband. Opinions are divided on disturbing versus hot, but Isabella was firmly in the former camp and I have to say I largely agree with her."

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"Huh, well. I'm glad it's not like - widely supported. But it does still sound kinda hot. Horrific, though. No means no, and all that jazz."

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"The official story is 'witches just have such overhwelming emotions that we can't bear to live in the same world as someone who's spurned us, it is the only insult, any mortal should be glad to have a witch for a lover', blah blah - so much nonsense, I think. You won't run into this problem, at any rate. Witches who prefer women have their own traditions which mostly don't involve mortals and therefore mostly don't involve predicating their courtship on being able to stab the object of their affections."

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"All right. It sounds like a bunch of fluff and garbage, but then again I'm not a witch. I dunno what your heads are like. Maybe some of you are wired like my mom and obsessive and crazy."

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"Well, I was never tempted, so I'm not sure, but my experience with Charlie was less 'I took one look and had to have him because of his beautiful eyes' and more 'we enjoy talking to each other and get along so well'."

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"Aha. Congrats to you! You sound cute together. I mean - I'm not saying violence for sexy-times is right or anything, just that insanity is a thing that happens to some magic-users for us. Could be the same for you. I'd have to poll all witches everywhere and that's really too much work."

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"The fact that it's been so sharply on the decline as the odds of getting punished for it have increased suggests to me that it's nonsense." Pause. "Do you want to talk about your mother or would you sooner skip it?"

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"Huh, then it's probably not just a thing that happens for you guys, then. Probably just, 'I have power, let's get the cute mortal.'"

She shrugs. "I dunno, I can? It doesn't bother me, my mom was a nutcase. She eternally pined after her deceased baby-daddy and her story ended when she flattened a city."
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"That's not quite the witch habit... it's not uncommon for a witch to marry three or four or more mortals in her lifetime. And we don't tend to flatten cities."

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"Huh. Interesting, alright. Good on you guys for not flattening cities, because that's bad. She only did it once, though. She was in the city at the time."

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"I'm not even sure how a witch would flatten a city."

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"That's fortunate for cities everywhere, I'm sure. Hear they don't like being flattened."

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"And I doubt we'd get away with it, either."

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"That, too. Though if you want to get technical and stuff - my mom didn't get away with it, either."

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"Well, there's away and then there's away."

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Zeviana giggles. "Well when you word it like that... It definitely made her go away."

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"I take it this was a while ago?"

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"Four-ish years ago! So, kinda. I mean, she was a sucky, sucky mom, I don't miss her."

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"I'm not that close with mine myself."

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"Yeah. Plus I'm kind of pissed with her still because she took out our practical father with her."

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"Mmm?"

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"He was in the city at the time. Step-father, though not like - officially or anything. Just unofficially, to us. Adarin hasn't mentioned him? I was sure he was still mourning."

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"Not in enough detail that I'd committed it to memory."

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"Ahh. Yeah, that makes sense. He gets vague when things bother him. But anyway - that's kind of why I hate my mom! That and terrible parenting."

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"I'm sorry about that."

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"Eh, it's fine. It's 'cause of her that I've got kick-ass magic powers, so it's not all bad."

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"You seem to be handling the whole thing pretty well, yes."

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"Thanks! I figure, there's no use moping about it. It was a thing that happened, it sucked, but it's over now. If I stay stuck in it, then how can I say I'm living?"

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"I admire that attitude."

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Zeviana grins brightly. "Thanks!"

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Eventually, they reach Salt Lake City. Ranata shows Zeviana the pretty temple.

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It is quite pretty! "Ooooo. Yeah, that's pretty, all right," she pronounces. "Also, really, really tall."

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"It is! They build them big and pretty. We can fly over three more if I take the right route away from this city, they're all a bit different. Do you want to go to the zoo?"

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"I'd love to! I bet it has animals I've never seen before. Should be pretty cool."

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"I wonder how many of the same animals besides humans you have where you're from. I guess we'll see!"

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"I'm hoping you have really cool things! We didn't have a lot of animals in New Kystle, but there were some."

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Ranata flies them to the zoo, lands, has a brief consultation with a new-hire teenager at reception who doesn't know what buttons to push on her computer to admit a witch or how to recognize an Olympic tattoo, and eventually gets them in.

Here is the zoo! It is full of animals. There are some loose, both wild (magpies) and domestic but harmless (peacocks, turkeys).
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These are birds she hasn't seen before! She snickers at the peacocks. "Those are the most flamboyant birds I have ever seen. In my entire life. But they're pretty!"

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"Aren't they just? The parrots are colorful, too!"

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"Heh, yeah. There are so many colorful birds here! Do people sell the fancy feathers, do you think I could get some? If not, I'll let them be or like - try to scrounge. Attacking them for pretty feathers seems mean."

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"The gift shop probably has peacock feathers, but probably not parrot ones."

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"I'll have to look. They're colorful and pretty and I think I like them," she declares.

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"What are you going to do with a peacock feather?"

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"I haven't the faintest idea. Maybe wear it, I dunno."

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"Braid it into your hair."

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"Ooo! Sure! That sound cool, I'll do that."

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"All right then, we can swing by the gift shop on our way out."

First, elephants!
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Elephants indeed! Zeviana 'Ooooos' and 'Awwws' at them. "How in the world do they do anything with those - long nose-things? Snouts? I don't know what to call them. They seem to be treating them like hands. On their face?"

There is no word for an elephant trunk in her language.
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"Trunks," supplies Ranata in English. "Elephants are the only creatures that have anything quite like them!"

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"Huh. Thanks! That's really weird and kind of cool! I suppose that's one method to deal with a really long nose. Just treat it like another limb and become an elephant."

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"Elephants are very smart, too. Some of them have been taught to paint."

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"Oh? What do they paint?"

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"Mostly abstracts, I think. The ones here don't do it. The paintings are mostly popular because elephants make them, you see, they're not artistic triumphs."

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"Oooh. Well, makes sense, I suppose. It might be cool to see, but I doubt I'd want one. Where would I even put an elephant's painting?"

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"Yeah, I have that problem when I run into art I like all the time, whether I like it because elephants made it or not."

This zoo also has a bird show. The birds are flown around. Everyone seems to find this really interesting despite the fact that about twenty percent of the audience has bird daemons of various types.
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Zeviana is one of the members with a bird daemon! She finds this kind of interesting, but not as much as she did with the elephants. Unless the birds are pretty or particularly exotic, she's going to sit through it and then find something else to do.

Lecasryn can probably out fly them all, anyway.
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Well, Lecasryn would have a hard time doing any trick involving being more than a couple yards away from her human, whereas these birds are responding pretty effectively to commands sending them swooping over the heads of the audience and generally showing off.

At the end of the show a trained cockatoo will take donations, but of course neither Ranata nor Zeviana has any money to offer it.

Lions, tigers, and bears? Oh my?
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Okay, Lecasryn will probably be able to out fly them all at some time in the future. Probably after the language spell, to get the proper witchy effect.

Indeed, Zeviana does not have money to offer it! Sorry. Witches and not-witches-in-training have no money.

Bears don't impress Zeviana much, bizarrely. There's an animal in New Kystle that is somewhat like a bear, so seeing one here isn't too much of a shock. She takes an affection towards all of the large, beautiful, and deadly cats, though. Her opinion is that they are all gorgeous and very, very deadly. She approves.
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Monkeys! Gorillas! Gila monsters!

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Goodness! So many things here at this zoo. Monkeys and gorillas earn some curious questions, but not the fascinated awe that the elephants or big cats gained. Gila monsters she finds curious and strange, with some nice color combinations, but otherwise has no opinion on. She's having a lot of fun, though! There's lots of stuff here to see!

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Snakes! Bugs! Salamanders! Skunks! Shrews!

(There are children at this zoo, and their daemons are trying out the forms they're looking at nine times out of ten.)
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All fascinating and cool! She's especially amused by skunks once their defense mechanism is explained to her, and they get Zeviana's approval.

(Lecasryn is trying to pretend she doesn't care about trying out forms, but every now and then she looks longingly at things that she wishes she could try. Other that that, they pay children no mind unless one of them does something particularly cute.)
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This zoo, unfortunately, doesn't have a petting zoo section where daemons can romp around with relatively tame animals. (Though the loose birds attract some imitation-and-chasing up to the limits of daemon range.)

Eventually they have seen all the major exhibits.

The gift shop does have peacock feathers.
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That's alright. Zeviana isn't aware that she's missing out on petting zoos. Lecasryn very obviously enjoys flight - she needs a little while to get practiced with it, but then she's able to play with birds, too. They will probably need to stay with the loose birds for a little while to let her have her fun - Zeviana doesn't mind. Hopefully Ranata won't, either.

Then all major exhibits are seen, and Lecasryn eventually bores of playing chase within such a teensy range. It gets tested a few times, and the duo seem to agree that they need to be separated for a number of reasons. One of those reasons being 'Lecasryn is ansty to soar.'

If it's at all possible, she would like some peacock feathers! More than one, preferably. Because they are pretty, and one could break or something. If they are other feathers too, she might go for those to fit the theme.
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Ranata shows her tattoo to the store clerk and manages to get Zeviana two peacock feathers.

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Eeee! Zeviana will take a little while trying to figure out how in the world to braid them into her hair, but with a bit of help from Lecasryn, she manages. They suit her.

"This was awesome! Thank you for the feathers."
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"No problem. We can head the rest of the way to clan lands now, but we might not get there before we're tired. This -" Ranata points at a knot of fabric tied to her cloud-pine, next to her bow and quiver - "unfolds into a hammock I can hang from my branch, but just the one; how do you feel about sleeping outdoors?"

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"Totally fine with it. If we're near any bushes I can even make them bed-shaped, though I don't care if I can't do that. Done it before, and now normal beds feel too soft. Like I'm going to sink through them to the earth or something."

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"All right then, we'll just find someplace to stop that isn't too chilly for you and isn't going to rain and we'll be fine, then."

Up, up and away!
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Whee! Adventure! She's excited. Witches are fun, or at least this one is!

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Ranata prides herself on being fun!

She winds up calling it a night somewhere in Oregon. Aaaah, hammock.
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Zeviana handles her own bed. There's a bit of magic involved with persuading a bush to be appropriately bed-like, and then she's out like a light.

Interestingly enough, she snores. Hopefully that won't be a problem.
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Ranata doesn't mind. Zzzz.

Ranata is a morning person! She is up at the crack of dawn.
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That's fortunate, in two respects! Zeviana's a morning person, too. Now she doesn't have to wait around for a while for Ranata to get up out of politeness. Hurray, they can continue on their journey!

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Wheeee!

"I want to stop at my house and get Castarilan," says Ranata. "And have breakfast at home, why not - but then we can go to the clan."
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"Sure, that's fine. Think we should phone my brother and see if he's up to translation spells or something? Unless you'd like to translate everything?"

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"I'll call Isabella again if you like, but I don't mind helping if that's a better idea for some reason." She dials her child and hands the phone over.

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"Hello?"

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"Hi! Is Adarin up or is he still dead to the world right now? I'm going to see if I can poke him for how to do his translation spell."

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"He's maybe ten percent awake? Are you in a hurry? I can call back when he's had his tea."

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"Eh, I can wait. Calling back seems best."

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"Okay, talk to you later."

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"Bye! Thanks for everything!"

She sounds like she's in a much better mood today than she was yesterday. The zoo was lots of fun!
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Ranata collects her phone again.

Getting the rest of the way to Forks at top cloudpine speed doesn't take that long, and she lands on the doorstep and lets them into the house. Her hummingbird flies to cling to hair immediately.
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"Aw! I've never seen that kind of bird before. He's cute!" declares Zeviana. Lecasryn nods, but doesn't know enough about how to be a daemon to do anything more.

If Charlie is present she waves and says hello, but of course he can't understand her. Ranata will be in charge of explanations.
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"I'm a broad-tailed hummingbird," says Castarilan.

Charlie (and by extension Kesathi) are at work; Ranata goes into the kitchen and whips up some French toast for the pair of them.
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"I don't know what I am, but I think I'm a type of hawk," says Lecasryn.

"And you're cute," Zeviana adds.

French toast! Delicious! "Thanks," says Zeviana graciously when it's made.
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"There's books you can look up what you are in," says Castarilan. "I think you might be a harrier."

"You're welcome," says Ranata.
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"Then I will probably find one sometime in the future and look it up," says the daemon. "Thanks. I like what I am, though. Whatever it is."

"Even if you're not a unicorn," teases Zeviana. Lecasryn snorts.
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"You don't seem like a unicorn person," says Castarilan.

Ranata offers Zeviana strawberry syrup.
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"I'm really not, but it'd be funny," explains the mage.

Strawberry syrup is taste-tested, and then approved of! "Thanks!"

Nom, nom. Nom nom.
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Nom nom nom.

"All right, ready to go?" Ranata asks, transferring dishes to the sink.
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"Sure. Should we wait for Isabella's call first, though? Might be awkward to have in the air if it takes a while to explain how to do the spell."

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"Ooh, yes, good point, this is a perfectly comfy spot to wait." Ranata turns on the radio and sets about doing the dishes, as long as they aren't leaving yet.

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And eventually Isabella calls and hands the phone over to Adarin.

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Adarin is going to go with the method of 'explain the spell over the phone.'

It is very complicated.
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"Are you absolutely sure that you won't just teleport down here fo- oh, fine. No, no I'm not going to do that, but this is annoying, why do you like this stuff? It's stupidly complicated," she pronounces.

After about ten minutes, Zeviana needs to grab paper and start taking notes. She asks lots and lots of questions, and occasionally needs to question the answer to a question she asked before, or needs explanation to even understand the answer.

It takes hours.

Eventually, near-buried in a pile of notes, she manages the spell by taking it very slowly and reading through all of the notes as she goes.

"Did it - yup, it worked. God that was a pain, Adarin you're a nut," she sighs. "Sorry, sorry, didn't mean it like that - thanks for explaining it. It was nice of you. Love you, too. Bye."

Phone can go back to Ranata if she'd like to say any goodbyes to Isabella. Zeviana's going to go rest her brain for a little while. Flop, onto the couch.
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Ranata would like to say goodbye to Isabella.

(In the hours Zeviana has been listening to the spell explanation, Ranata has: 1) plugged in the phone so it doesn't die on her, 2) patched a hole in a pair of Charlie's jeans, 3) read two chapters of a library book on 1920s counterculture, 4) used the landline in another room to call a friend of hers in Mexico, 5) written an email to another friend in North Dakota.)
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"Well. Ugh, that was painful. I kind of want to burn the notes, but I know I might need them later but I don't want to cast that stupid spell again."

(All blessings to her in her distractions. There's no reason two of them should be tortured by overly-complicated magic.)
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"You can stash them here if you like. I'm kind of curious."

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"Okay, if you want 'em."

She goes and retrieves the pile of notes. They get straightened a little, then plopped onto a table. "They're kind of still in order, so I guess that'll help if you're curious about them."
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"I'd imagine, yes." Renée tucks them onto the bookshelf. "Off we go, then."

And off they go!
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Off they go! Witchery awaits.

Zeviana and Lecasryn are incredibly excited.
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The clan lands are big. Ranata mentions it when they go over the border, but keeps flying, and eventually drops below the treeline for a closer look at activities on the ground. There are witches about, mostly adults, about half of them naked, gardening and hunting and reading and sparring and chatting and drawing magic circles.

Eventually Ranata finds the queen, and lands, and dismounts.
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Yup. That's certainly no nudity taboo, right there. Zeviana is not complaining. Not at all. Oh, if she gets accepted as a not-witch, she's going to be so happy. This is the most wonderful place. There are just gorgeous women everywhere, often without clothes. She's not going to start causing a scene or anything, but she does grin a little when they arrive.

When they locate the queen, she remembers her manners, and more importantly why she should mind them. How to curtsy was one of the things she had to learn, but honestly it's not her style. She bows, instead.
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"Narida Memma," says Ranata formally, "I've brought a visitor who may interest you. Her name is Zeviana. While she's not a witch as we know witches, she has magic of her own from another world and is interested in affiliating with our clan."

"Really," says Narida Memma, pied water tyrant daemon perking up on her shoulder. "Why this one in particular?"

"Her brother is dating my daughter, Isabella Amariah."
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"I met both Isabella Amariah and her mother, and I liked them both," says Zeviana - she's forgotten Ranata's second name, but she copes by avoiding it entirely. She's picked up on the formality of the event, and is rolling with it. "The ways of witches make sense to me - more so than - er, mortals. Since my brother's with Isabella Amariah and I already know two members of this clan - it seemed smart to ask for permission to affiliate with you."

Lecasryn shifts a little, then flies to the ground for daemon talking, apparently.
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The pied water tyrant glides to a neat landing in front of Lecasryn and manages to look up at the much larger bird with one hundred percent of the haughtiness his witch is exuding.

"Your name?" he inquires.

Meanwhile, Narida Memma says, "Tell me more about your magic - and where it came from, if not a witch mother."
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Lecasryn is not going to comment on the size difference. "I'm Lecasryn. It's an honor to meet you," she says carefully.

Zeviana has already agreed to spill the beans, so she gets to doing that. "My magic runs in families - I inherited it from my mother, coincidentally enough. Every millennium or so a new child with magic is born, and my mother was one. My magic itself is flexible, but with the downside that I can only use so much of it at once. If I use all of it, I die, if I get close to that I'm thrown into a painful state called mana deprivation. Personally, I have a talent for dealing with plants, though I can do some other things as well with preparation. If you'd like a demonstration, I wouldn't mind giving it."
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The pied water tyrant inspects her. "Not separated, are you?"

Narida Memma listens with interest to this description. "This does not," she says, "sound like the kind of thing that might have been going on unnoticed on a remote Pacific island or somesuch."

"She's from another world," clarifies Ranata. "Isabella is already at work on the other - ramifications of its discovery."
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"We are not, but we have plans to," says Lecasryn.

Zeviana nods. "To be more accurate - we're from another plane. Not another planet. It's further in the sense that I don't know of how anyone without my kind of magic, or without the help of someone with it, could travel to another one. My brother can, though, and found this plane. He liked it, invited me over, and here I am. It's not as casual as it sounds, but we're the two strongest mages of our time. We can do some things rather casually."
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"Mortals making those plans often don't keep them," observes the little tyrant.

"What kind of affiliation did you have in mind?" the queen inquires.

Ranata almost speaks, but pauses in case Zeviana wants to answer instead.
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"Our brother and his daemon have already separated - we're going to, but our plane doesn't have daemons. I did not exist until yesterday. We haven't had time to, but we will," says Lecasryn with resolution. "We are not exactly mortal. Not completely."

"Traveling through this plane pretending to be a mortal doesn't interest me much. My magic's different, but magic I am. I don't like being confined by country borders and governments - something witches ignore, as far as I can tell. I'd like to - put up a sort of front as a witch, so I can have more options, and avoid the annoyance of it all."
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The pied bird hops back a few steps, looking roughly as disturbed as is possible with a bird face.

"No daemons," he mutters. "Well, apparently coming here has fixed you. Not mortal how?"

Meanwhile his witch says: "We do not completely ignore the government, but most of us can avoid it most of the time. What can your magic do to allow you to evince the usual trappings of witchhood? We won't readily be able to protect you from a border guard or tax collector if it's discovered you aren't one of us."
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Lecasryn takes no offense. "Yes. We are likely to live for several hundred years - I believe the range is anywhere from four centuries to six or so. Unless killed, of course."

"I can fly for short distances to convince others I fly with a cloud pine, but also teleport to avoid border guards entirely. I don't know the ins and outs of your magic, but that seemed like the main one. To truly be able to play the part, I'd have to know what you're capable of and how you go about it - I've only been here for a day."
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"Mmm. Close enough to us. How old are you now?" the little bird wants to know.

"Mmm," says the queen. "Perhaps Ranata Ekamma should give you a bit of a tour of our lands and we should reconvene later."
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"My mage is twenty-one," says Lecasryn. "But I can't say I am the same age. She arrived yesterday, and I was born with that arrival."

"That would be fine with me. Would you like me to show proof of my magic? As a - show of good faith," says Zeviana carefully.
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"You'll want to be in the habit of answering for the pair of you, if you don't want awkward questions," says the pied water tyrant.

"Perhaps. What is it that you do with plants?" asks the queen.
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"Of course," says Lecasryn. "But I do not want to deceive you."

"I can do any number of things - send away weeds for good, help certain plants grow faster, weave them together to make things, make them stronger against diseases and pests and such. Some of it can be done quickly, but if I really want it to stick I'd need a while - months, usually. But if there's a field or garden that's - I don't know, having trouble or not growing as well as you'd like, I can give it a boost, and that won't take long at all."
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"Of course," says the pied water tyrant. He still hasn't introduced himself. "What are you?"

"The mint could use the weeding treatment. The adjacent rosemary, too, if that's easy enough," says Narida Memma. "How long will it take?"
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Lecasryn doesn't know if it's rude or not for him to not introduce himself, so she's not going to poke. She's more interested in not screwing this up than knowing this daemon's name. "Some type of hawk - Castarilan believed I was some kind of harrier, but I don't know the specifics, yet. We haven't had time to look it up."

"An hour, or so? Maybe longer, if it's a large area or they're particularly intrusive."
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"Do you have an idea why you suit her?" wonders the tyrant.

"Reasonably large. It's intended to serve the needs for those herbs for the whole clan. Ranata Ekamma can show you."
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"Hmm," considers Lecasryn. "Flight feels right for me - one of the greatest things we hope to gain from separation is my flight unimpeded by a bond in our way. I feel strong, but I think that we wouldn't be able to respect anyone that isn't strong in some way. She doesn't abhor weakness, exactly, but she admires strength."

"Thank you. Would you like us to let you know when I'm done?"
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"Mmm," says the tyrant enigmatically.

"And when you've toured the clan and learned about witches to your satisfaction," nods the queen.
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"She admires witches so far," adds the harrier. "We think we would have been happier if we were born as one."

"Sure. Thank you for your hospitality," says Zeviana.
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"Perhaps you will yet be able to capture some of that happiness," says the tyrant, and he flutters back to his witch.

"You're welcome," says the queen, and makes a gesture that Ranata seems to take as dismissal, setting her cloud-pine float again.
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"So we hope," replies Lecasryn. Then she flies to her own mage.

Zeviana smiles a bit. She thinks that went well, but it's hard to tell.
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"That went well," confirms Ranata once they're in the air.

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"Yes!" says Zeviana triumphantly. "Good, I was on my best behavior and didn't swear even once."

Lecasryn makes a happy 'Caw' noise, and Zeviana pets her indulgently.
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"The mint and rosemary are over here. You can probably get extra credit if you do the watercress too, if you like."

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"Sure. I'll see if I can do 'em all. I'll just get started right now, I'm all excited and happy. That helps when dealing with plants, though maybe I just work better when I've got energy to burn and I'm in a good mood."

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Ranata laughs. "All right. Will you be okay if I go get us some lunch? Fifteen minutes, maybe twenty if I get distracted."

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"That'll be fine. I need some time to look at 'em all, anyway. Get a feel of what I'm working with."

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"Okay. If anybody bothers you, tell them you're my guest, don't overdo the other details," recommends Ranata. "Actually - I'll go ahead and leave Cas just to be safe."

The hummingbird stays while the witch goes; he sits near Lecasryn.
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"Sure," agrees Zeviana. She finds a nice spot to sit, and does so.

Technically what she's doing is scrying, but she's so used to this particular kind that she doesn't think of it as such. It's just - feeling the plants around her, how they're doing. The clan's protections don't stop her - she's already inside, behind the shield. It doesn't even occur to her that she could be stopped.

It's sort of like feeling the heartbeat of the life around her. It's always been soothing, and the quiet thrum of life around her calms and focuses her. She locates the weeds that were mentioned - along with a diagnostic of the plants that are being tended. They're pretty well cared for, but she can do better. Weeds first, though, she will do some nurturing later, maybe. So she follows the 'heartbeat' of the weeds, and dissects them magically for how they work. How they can be soothed to not grow where they're not wanted. It's not difficult to find the answers, but it's always smart to find out the specifics before she starts tweaking them. Besides, she likes doing this.

She's there for a while, sitting in silence, a faint smile on her face.

Lecasryn is perfectly fine sitting by Castarilan, watching her mage work.
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Castarilan flies around. Zoom, zoom, zoom. Hummingbirds always look like they're going wheeeee! when they fly, and while Cas isn't literally going wheeeeee!, his general demeanor suggests it.

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Lecasryn laughs, softly. She decides to fly, as well. She can hardly go on the distance flights she longs for, yet, but she can lazily circle around her mage. She is getting some feedback from her witch on the state of things, so she swoops down to check on certain areas out of curiosity.

Zeviana isn't likely to notice, anyway. She's in her own world.
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Cas is maneuverable enough to be reasonably comfortable getting close to people besides Ranata. He goes where Lecasryn can follow and chases her around, giggling.

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Lecasryn is amused by this! She does some lovely aerial maneuvers to entertain herself and Castarilan - not to mention, learning how to fly. All things considered, she's adjusting well. She will chase Castarilan right back, in a playful and friendly sort of way, if he seems to want to.

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Wheeeeeeee!

He's not quite as fast as Lecasryn - in theory. In practice, she's got no ability to get properly up to speed in the constrained space and doesn't corner very well. He can literally fly circles around her if it amuses him to do so; it does.
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Ugh. Cursed constrained space. She can't wait to be separated so she can fly properly. It's somewhat annoying to be out-flown by a hummingbird. Not that she'll hold it against him, it's just bothersome.

She'll keep flying despite it - she likes flight, even trapped like this.
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"This is a decent chunk of why we separate," he comments.

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"Can't blame you. Now that I'm flying, being - chained like this is bothersome. I think we might have to fix it as soon as possible," she replies.

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"We'd take you up to the wasteland, but it's cold there."

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"Thanks. We'll ask Adarin for advice first, then we'll do it. Maybe the wasteland won't be necessary."

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"Mortals who separate - because their daemon is a fish or the person is a spy or something - don't use it," agrees Castarilan.

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"Ah. Is there any advice you'd think would help?"

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"Don't watch. Ranata's grandmother took us and her daemon wrapped me up in his wings and I didn't look and I think it helped. Path watched, though, and they did it on the first try, so I guess it's different for different people."

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"Huh. Okay. Thank you - I think if I think about how much I want to fly free, that'll help."

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"It might. But usually the daemons are the ones who change their minds. That's why the wasteland helps, because it doesn't let you change your mind."

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"Oh? Do you know what makes daemons change their minds?"

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"It feels like - being abandoned. Like it'll be forever. And witches do it right after we settle, so for me it was like - I had only just lost a huge ability I had to navigate the world without needing Ranata for everything all the time, I couldn't be a monkey if I wanted hands or a crane if I wanted to be tall or a bat if I wanted to see in the dark without her holding a flashlight. So I kept thinking about how hard it would be if she left me forever and I was just a hummingbird."

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"I'm sorry it feels like that," says Lecasryn. "I'm glad they come back."

That clears things up pretty neatly, she decides. If Zeviana left forever, if Lecasryn were abandoned for the rest of her life to be on her own, the daemon would mourn. She'd be upset, perhaps inconsolable that the rest of her decided that she was inconvenient.

But she'd be free.

The thought of being trapped for the rest of several hundred years in a pathetically small several yard bubble is - a thousand times worse. So bad that she wants to fly off, right now - leave this pathetically small space and just go. If she's just a harrier, fine, she'd at least be able to do something, and it's not like she's some useless creature that would die if left alone. Sure, she might die eventually, but if she's stuck in a cage for the rest of her life - that's not living.

So it isn't really much of a choice. She could potentially lose half of herself, forever, or never get the chance to be herself.
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"They always do eventually. Some daemons resent their witches for a while after, and avoid them, but they always go back too. It's just hard to remember when it's hurting."

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Lecasryn nods. "I understand. Thank you for your help. I'll do my best when it comes to it."

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Castarilan lands on the ground, bored of chasing for the time being. "You're welcome."

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Lecasryn flies in circles around her Zeviana. Like she's a vulture, waiting for her quarry to die.

(Or a caged animal, looking for the door.)
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Ranata returns with some roasted duck smelling intensely of spices and some spinach smelling intensely of different spices.

"Zeviana's in la-la land," reports Castarilan, fluttering to cling to the silks wrapped around one of her arms. "Lecasryn, how long will this take?"
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The harrier swoops down, landing neatly in front of Ranata. "A few more minutes, she's almost done with her inspections."

Zeviana continues to be in 'la-la land.'
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"All right." Ranata starts in on her half of the food.

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Soon enough, Zeviana returns to the land of mortals, mostly-mortals, and witches. She spots the food, smiles, and gets to nibbling it, with a, "Thanks!"

Lecasryn flies to her shoulder, and whispers softly in her ear. It's hard to tell - but she's shaking, a little. Whatever it is that's being said, Zeviana nods in agreement. Lecasryn gets pets.

"Right - Ranata? Can I borrow your phone for a bit? I need to ask my brother for advice, I think Lecasryn and I need to separate -" she glances at her daemon, "- rather soon."
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"Sure." Ranata dials her phone again and hands it over.

But it just keeps ringing and ringing.
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Sigh. Obviously they are busy.

She confers with her daemon for a little bit, then says, "All right, I think I might just try it without brotherly advice. Because Lecasryn's going stir-crazy and I honestly can't blame her."
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"If you like."
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Lecasryn pipes up, "I can't handle it - it wasn't so bad when I didn't think about it but now I am and if she gets started on the plants I'll be stuck here and incapable of leaving and I think that's worse than - than anything else in the world."

More soothing pets. "I don't know the procedure. Do I just - walk away from her? That's it?"
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"That's it, but Castarilan's not big enough to hold her for you if she needs it, so she'll have to stay put by herself..."

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Zeviana fixes her daemon with a look. She doesn't bother lowering her voice. "Can you do it? If you can't then we'd have to wait longer and -"

"- I can do it," replies Lecasryn.

"You're sure?"

Pause. "Yes."

"Okay then. How far's the distance I need to go?" asks Zeviana.
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"A few hundred yards - it's not exact. If you want I can take you by cloudpine."

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"Faster that way, that'd be great, thanks."

Lecasryn finds a spot to perch. She thinks she's not going to change her mind, but she doesn't know for sure, yet. The idea of changing her mind and damning herself to confinement for a little longer is physically repulsive, it makes her feel sick.

"I'll stay, I won't change my mind," whispers the harrier, half to herself.
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Castarilan sits near Lecasryn, though not close enough that he's in harm's way if she starts freaking out.

Ranata sets the cloud-pine floating, and when Zeviana is on it - she flies away. Not at top speed or anywhere near it, since Zeviana might fall right off the branch with the discomfort, but a good bit faster than she could walk.
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Lecasryn doesn't start freaking out. She makes a little sound when it starts, and crunches in on herself - but that's it. After that one whimper, she doesn't move, she doesn't speak, she doesn't make a single sound or move even a feather. It's entirely possible to think from observance that she doesn't breathe.

Zeviana's going, she's leaving, she might never come back - then she'd be alone, so alone. Forever. The thought terrifies her, it's seeping into her bones and begging her to give up, to reach out, to let Zeviana come back. She doesn't want it - she likes being around Zeviana, likes having the other half of her there, likes going on silly adventures to the zoo with her.

But her mind doesn't change. It's better to be alone forever. A thousand times better to be alone and in agony rather than happy in a cage, even if she loves the cage, even if it's so gilded that she's too dazzled to see the bars. It's irrelevant what's in it or how she feels about her jailer. The idea of not being free to leave whenever she likes - along with the idea of being nothing more than a pretty pet that socializes - it's like she's dying. It's like she's worse than dying, because how could she ever have even lived?

It's hilarious, because she doesn't even know what she'll do with her freedom once she's got it. It's likely that she won't do much with it at all, that she'll hang out around her mage and only occasionally go off on long trips. That doesn't matter, though. It doesn't matter what she'll do with her freedom - it only matters that she has it.

Zeviana doesn't fall off the branch with discomfort. She adopts a look of stubborn resolution and eventually says, "Faster - new kind of - fuck-" (she hisses with agony) "-pain, can take it. Go."

She understands. Because years ago, she was trapped for years and years, and the thought of doing that to another half of her self - no. Fuck no.

That's about all she can manage to think, at the moment. Just the word, "No."
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Ranata speeds up. Still not to top speed, if Zeviana falls she would rather have her require intensive healing magic than a casket, but quite quick.

It'll be over in a few seconds.
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Then it is.

Zeviana actually does nearly fall off of the branch, but catches herself. "Got it. Fuck that hurt, ow..."

Lecasryn sags with relief, "Fuck - fuck, I'm free, it's snapped, we're separated. That - that fucking hurt, that was worse than I'd thought it would be..."

But not so bad that she changed her mind. She's free. She's free.
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Ranata stops, makes sure Zeviana's steady, then turns around.

Castarilan flutters closer to the harrier. "Are you okay?"
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Zeviana's steady now that she's adjusted to not being in agony. "Thanks. That got it over nice and quick. Still hurt like a motherfucker, but whatever."

"Yeah, I'm okay. Does she know to come back? Should I try to catch her, or just - wait?"
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"You're welcome."

"My Ranata will bring her back," Castarilan assures Lecasryn.
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Zeviana nods, then she just - waits for them to be back with Castarilan and Lecasryn.

"Okay, good. Gah that fucking sucked," says the harrier.
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Ranata flies faster on the way back, and soon they are all together again.

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Hurray! Lecasryn inspects Zeviana, and nibbles her a little affectionately. Pet, pet, all is well.

"Better?" asks the mage, after they have spent a - well, remarkably short amount of time recuperating.

"Yeah. Yeah - mind if I go flying? It's stupid, but -"

"No. Be sure. You're not going to offend me."

"Thanks," replies Lecasryn. Quick nuzzle, then - she's off in the air.

(She found the door.)
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"Aww," says Ranata. "That was one of the most amicable post-separation reunions I've ever heard of."

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"Thanks. It was for her," says Zeviana simply.

Meanwhile, her soul's flying. She decides that with her new found freedom - she's going to go tell the one who doubted her. So she swoops in to try and find him.
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He is with his witch, adjacent but not on her person; they have relocated from the place where Ranata found them, but not far.

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Lecasryn lands neatly nearby, and inclines her head towards the pair. She'll wait until the little bird daemon addresses her to say anything - perhaps nothing needs to be said at all, in fact.

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The tyrant hops forward a little bit, looking her over.

"Were you lying, before?" he inquires.
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"No," she replies. "We decided to, then we did. Ranata Ekamma helped."

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"Castarilan can't possibly have held you. What did you do?"

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"I stayed put."

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"You didn't have nearly enough time to fly to the wasteland. Did your person teleport you there...?"

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"No. We just did it here. I didn't change my mind - Ranata Ekamma flew Zeviana, and I stayed with Castarilan. It hurt, it was agony, but it would have been worse if I didn't."

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"We did not mean to imply there was quite this much hurry about the matter."

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"I know. Thank you. It was for us, though. So we just got it over with."

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He looks her up and down again. "Mmm. Well, thank you for telling me."

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"You're welcome. Zeviana just finished with inspecting the fields, she'll get started soon."

Then Lecasryn inclines her head, and if he has nothing left to say, flies off.
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He indeed has nothing to say.

Ranata has finished her lunch and hasn't yet gotten bored enough to wander off again.
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Zeviana finishes hers, too! Lecasryn returns soon after, and gets an affectionate pet on her return.

"It works. Thank you," says the daemon.

She nods, and there are more pets - then Zeviana'd like to get to work on the field.

"Alright, I'm going to get started - it'll just be a lot of me sitting around, though you'll see some changes as I work. I don't mind if you watch."
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"I might wander off again but I'll leave Castarilan if I do," says Ranata. "We'll see."

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"Mhm!"

Then she finds a comfy place to sit, and gets to work. As promised, it doesn't look like much at all. Just her, sitting in a field.

But underneath, there's so much more. She's busy cutting off the weeds' life support, then telling them to shred themselves to mulch. Slowly, the weeds just crumple up and die, crumbling to a fine powder. Their leftover nutrients go to the plants around them, because Zeviana's practical and this is probably going to be a long-term project. Waste not, want not, and all that.

Then she gets to work making sure weeds won't come back. That one's a bit tougher. She finds the offending species of weeds in the area - and engraves into their being that they don't want to grow in the fields. The fields are death, they should give up trying if they touch them. They should try to find other places to grow, better places, places that aren't so resolutely their tomb. Any seeds that float there will never sprout, they'll just simply waste away. Roots won't touch the area around it, they'll stop because it means certain death.

(For weeds.)

She blankets this towards the fields present. The mint, the rosemary, and she even manages to get the watercress, though not quite as absolutely as the first two. Eventually, she does start to run low on mana, but her job's finished pretty neatly by that point. So she wraps it up - one last check for weeds or un-engraved weeds, then she grins and gets up.

"Done," she pronounces.
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"I saw a dandelion crush itself to powder. That was amazing."

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"Thanks!" says Zeviana with a grin. "Nothing too fancy, the key's in keeping them from coming back. Think your queen will be happy?"

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"I think so!"

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"Hurray! So, I think I'll goof off a bit and check out how witches live here, before I go tell her. Because I've spent a large amount of time staring at the insides of plants. I should probably go actually talk to the people I'll be staying with if I'm accepted!"

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"Probably! I can introduce you to some of my friends."

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"Sure! That'd be lovely."

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"Let's see, who do I know who's around... Luzia is here, I think, but if I introduce you to just her it probably winds up looking like I'm trying to set you up... Anirea might be back from visiting her son by now..."

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"Any's fine. I don't mind being set up, but I reserve the right to say no," says Zeviana, amused.

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"Sure, but I'm also wondering what Luzia would think. I've never managed to find another witch I wanted to set her up with, mostly because we know all the same witches, and she rolls her eyes at me if I suggest mortals and I'm not sure how you'll count. I suppose it's worth a try."

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"Sure. Is she cute?"

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"I think everyone's beautiful, personally, so I'm not a good judge. Tall, looks exactly like she practices dagger for an hour or two every day because she does, pale, black hair, blue eyes?"

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"Ooo. She practices with a dagger a lot? I think I approve of her already. I'll see if she's hot. She sounds hot, but I won't know 'til I see her."

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"She does, she's very good at it. Maybe there'll be a sparring tournament soon you can watch. Do you have more questions about her or should we go find her?"

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"Nah, let's go find her! Watching, maybe, but I might also ask for lessons. I have to look like a witch, after all."

Daggers aren't usually her thing, but hey, new world, new rules.
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"She doesn't teach the kids, but she might be willing for an adult."

Off they go looking for Luzia.

Eventually she is located!

Stark naked in a grassy practice area, practicing footwork, stance, and potentially gratuitous amounts of dagger-tossing. Her daemon is lurking nearby, occasionally bursting into short flights but mostly just loitering.

Ranata lands.
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...Yup. That's a gorgeous stark naked woman practicing with sharp objects. That is a thing that Zeviana is now witness to. This is the best place. The absolute best. Fuck this was a good idea.

She'll let Ranata make introductions. Right now words are kind of escaping her and she's just - going to enjoy the sight. Not in a rude manner, not like she's looking at Luzia like a piece of meat, but like she's beautiful - because she is.
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"Luzia!" calls Ranata.

Luzia catches her dagger and tucks it away into its sheath where it's hiding in her silks, and turns in their direction. "Ranata! Who's your friend?"

"This is Zeviana. I'm giving her a sort of tour."

The mousebird flies forward; Castarilan zooms down to greet her.
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"Hi," says Zeviana, waving a bit. She's grinning and looking just a bit enamored. "Nice to meet you. I'm new around here."

Lecasryn swoops down, landing nearby. She's not as taken as her mage, but she is distinctly interested.
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"What all've you seen so far?" inquires Luzia.

"This is Radna," Cas says to Lecasryn of the mousebird. "Radna, this is Lecasryn."
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"Not too much of the place, I spent a while helping with some of your fields. But I like what I've seen so far."

Was that too subtle? That might have been too subtle. Hmm. She'll wait, before coming on stronger - let's see if the hot naked witch is returning attraction. Best to not come off as desperate.

(She's not, but she knows what she likes. She likes this witch.)

"Hello," says Lecasryn. "It's nice to meet you."
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"Helping with the fields?" says Luzia. She nudges her silks (they're in a pile, knife sheath hiding in there somewhere) with her foot and finds a little rubber-band ball of hair ties, which she adds her current tie to. Her ponytail expands into not-a-ponytail. "Aren't you a mortal?"

"Likewise," says Radna politely.
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"Not quite," says Zeviana. "I'm not a witch, but I'm not exactly from around here. The things I can do are a bit different, but - I'm magic."

"Luzia's very skilled with a dagger - my Zeviana is quite impressed," says the harrier.
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"Zeviana's from another plane. Her brother is dating my daughter," explains Ranata, "and she decided to move here like he did, and might wind up an honorary clan member."

"Ooh. Hmm," says Luzia. "What did you do to the fields, then?"

"She practices a lot," says Radna. "It's fun. And good exercise."
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"Did a bit of pruning. It should stay entirely free of weeds for a few years, but I can't guarantee forever. Not unless I moved in and kept at it for several decades or something."

"Yeah," agrees Lecasryn. "It looks like a lot of fun."
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"Few years is good. Did you do all the plants like that?" asks Luzia.

"Well, once you're good at it," says Radna. "Not so much if you're five and keep dropping it on your foot. Or your daemon. But later on lots of fun."
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"Did the mint, rosemary, and most of the watercress, though that one's not as completely finished because I ran out of mana partway through. They're big fields."

Lecasryn giggles. "Then it might be cute, though, when you're five. Did she drop daggers on you?"
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"Mana?" asks Luzia.

"Once or twice. When she was just starting I was usually a turtle, though."
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"Basically, I can only use so much magic in a certain amount of time. That's powered by mana, which I just sort of - have floating around my body? I guess? My brother's the magic nerd, I just kind of have a nebulous understanding of it. If I run out of it completely I die. Or, if I almost run out of it completely, I have a few really bad days and eventually recover. It regenerates, sleep helps but doesn't make it instant."

"That... Is a smart move."
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"Huh. Our magic doesn't work that way at all. More significant spells are more complicated, but that just means they take time and care."

"I know," says the mousebird smugly.
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"That sounds useful! Though annoying. We get complicated spells, too. For example, I spent most of my morning getting a crash course in a translation spell from my brother. It took hours. It sucked."

Lecasryn snickers. As much as a bird can snicker, anyway. "Did other daemons do that, or did most of them just try to dodge?"
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"What about it took hours?" wonders Luzia. "I mean, a single witch spell could take that long if you were trying to understand why all the parts fit together and how to change something to get a different effect, but if you're willing to copy out of a written document and learn the verse phonetically you can knock even a complicated diagrammed one out in less than an hour."

"Some of them stole my idea," says Radna. "Or burrowed, or just became small and hid in their witches' hair or in boxes or whatever."
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"Ours we have to understand exactly what we're doing. Not the - not what the effects are going to be, but what we need to make happen in order for it to do what you want. If you miss something - like a safety - it could be a key part of the spell and it'll do something that you don't want."

"Ah, well. Whatever they can do to protect themselves from - daggers, I suppose. Can't say I blame them."
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"Skipping stuff could be risky with our spells too. Miss a line or a symbol and something's on fire... but understanding's not a prerequisite. Half our spells are in languages nobody even bothers to teach the little girls anymore."

"If Luzia's dagger had been blessed their ideas would've worked better than turtling. But it was just a practice dagger until she learned to stop dropping it."
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"That's useful! So someone can invent a spell and you can just copy what they did and get it right? No study for hours required? I want that."

"I'm just imagining giving little kids magic daggers and - it's very good that it's just practice daggers. Because - wow that would end badly."
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"Yep," says Luzia. "It can be inconvenient. If somebody gives you a spell and lies to you about what it does. And I don't think anybody can make it work for you, sorry."

"Even the adults' daggers aren't very magic, dropping one carelessly on a turtle wouldn't kill it," demurs Radna. "But yes."
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"Didn't think so, my magic's non-transferable, too. Oh well. I like my magic, even if it's annoying sometimes."

"I'd still feel sorry for the turtle. Magic isn't - well, safe for children. Especially magic weapons."
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"Maybe you could do magic while we do magic and get interesting things to happen," muses Luzia.

"Well, their versing works as well as anybody else's, if they read the wrong poems. Sometimes there's accidents," says Radna. "Not too many, though. They mispronounce things or don't say them versily enough."
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"Maybe! I don't know, though - I'd probably have to sit around and scry things while you do your magic. That might be possible, but I don't know what kind of combinations would be possible."

"Versily enough?"
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"What kind of scrying have you got?" inquires Luzia.

"Verse spells have to scan. They don't have to rhyme, even though lots of them do. If you pronounce them so they don't scan, then they don't work," says Radna.
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"I kind of sit and stare at things for a while? I mean, do you want what I'm actually doing rather than what it looks like I'm doing? It's not a whole big thing like normal spells, scrying's easy."

"Oooh. That makes sense. Zeviana's magic doesn't work like that at all. Pronounciation isn't important at all, you just have to understand it."
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"What you're actually doing," laughs Luzia.

"Are there even things to pronounce?" Radna wonders.
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Zeviana snickers. "It's like - okay, magic happens when you tell things to do stuff that they don't normally do. Like - tell plants to grow taller, walls to have a door to a place you tell it to go, so on. So scrying's just - telling it to tell you about itself. Except usually it's visual with some mental explanations. It's not literally explaining itself to you, like, 'Hi how are you today, I am a pen.'"

"Nope. That's why it's not important at all! You can cheat and talk to yourself, though, that makes it easier. Faster than writing things down, too."
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Luzia laughs. "We do a little scrying, but it's not a prerequisite for most things... and it's often symbological in nature. Visual representations of meanings."

"How does it make it easier then?" Radna wants to know.
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"Ah. If scrying weren't so straightforward I don't think any of us would be able to get anything done. It's really, really necessary. At least if you don't want to do something horrifically wrong and get yourself killed. Which, obviously, I'd like to avoid."

"It's like - reminders? If you memorize a thing to say that will remind you of all the things you need to remember, and then say it as you're casting the spell, it'll help you remember what you need to. Like a checklist, sort of."
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"Sensible of you," snorts Luzia.

"And the thing you memorize is shorter than the thing it reminds you of, I guess?"
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"I try," snickers Zeviana.

"Yup! Because there's not really any way you can say everything you need to remember in any kind of useful time frame. Zeviana's brother keeps a book of cheat sheets and that works out pretty well, too."
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"It's been occasionally hypothesized that witches could get useful magic out of getting themselves killed - or for that matter other people - but nobody's been doing it in practice far as I know," says Luzia. "Usually if we need to kill something it winds up being a rabbit or a pigeon or a deer or whatever, and since it's a sacrifice we then go on to not eat it, is how it works."

"Cheat sheets like what?" asks Radna.
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"Yeah, uh, let's avoid human sacrifices. Does the magic undo itself if you eat a sacrifice, or does it become - I dunno, unfit for eating?"

"Like - notes on spells that he worked out but then didn't use for years or something. The necessary checklist of things that need to be known, and if everything there is understood, he can just do the spell."
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"Little of both depending on the spell, little of bad luck in general too, especially with animals. Not the sort of thing you want to make a habit of."

"Makes sense," says Radna.
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"Oooh. Okay, so it's a - proper sacrifice, then. I doubt it'll come up for me, but it's still cool to hear," says Zeviana. "So is being gorgeous just a natural part of being a witch, or is that all you?"

"Yeah. Our magic likes making sense, we think. It doesn't like making something from nothing, for example - it'll just keep eating up mana until that goes away."
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(Ranata laughs quietly.)

"Ha," says Luzia, but she smiles. "It's not part of the package. You could say we've been breeding ourselves for it, scooping up the prettiest mortals. The ones who go for mortals and breeding, at any rate." She smiles a little wider.

"Are you hitting on us?" wonders Radna.
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"Aha, that explains a lot. Good on your ancestors, they chose nicely."

Zeviana's grinning back. Goodness, why could that be? It's a mystery, of course.

"Yes," Lecasryn says. "But there won't be any hard feelings if you turn us down."
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"If I recall right Mother thought my father had the most beautiful hands and that was why she wanted him, but I'm sure other choices have been made for other reasons. You are just lucky, I take it?" says Luzia.

"Good to know," says Radna. And she hops forward a step.
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She giggles. "I think so! For lots of reasons, even. For example - helpful, gorgeous witches. Especially the ones that are that good with a dagger."

Lecasryn is pleased by this! She makes a happy noise, and looks very interested in Radna. "And you're returning the interest, I take it?"
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Ranata finds something to do off thataway. Not too far, but enough to be out of earshot.

"Especially, huh?" Luzia takes her dagger out, spins it in her fingers.

"Maaaaybe," says Radna coyly.
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"Ooo, a dagger. And I bet you know how to use it, even," says Zeviana, winking.

Lecasryn laughs. "Maybe? Aw, now I'm disappointed."

She does not look anything of the sort. At all.
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"Sure. Not that I get much chance for, you know, field work. Haven't had a war in decades and decades, not supposed to wave the sharps at the mortals anymore..."

"Well, we're convincible," says Radna.
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"... You know, I know lots of mortals you can poke lots of holes in and no one on this plane will care, but I'm pretty sure my brother will make faces at me if I do that. Pity. I would have loved to see it."

"Ooh? Are you? What are recommendations for convincing?"
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"I meant in the more traditional sense than the serial killer sense," says Luzia dryly. "Neither was ever my style for my own sake... I helped my sister with a boy she wanted once though. This was a long time ago."

"What's your usual convincing repertoire look like? I'll help you narrow it down," chuckles Radna.
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"Sorry, uh - dark subject, I get stuck on it every now and then. Didn't mean to come off like a psychopath. The people I'm talking about were the type to think torturing an eleven-year-old was a good idea. It would not be random murders. They're kind of deserving bastards."

"Well, we are fairly straightforward when we want something. Flirting, kisses - Zeviana is thinking of asking for dagger lessons."
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"They still call them serial killers when they're vigilante justice. An eleven year old? Seriously?"

"Dagger lessons she can have," declares Radna. "If she doesn't mind my Luzia correcting her form. Probably a lot. So to speak."
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"Yup. My world isn't nice. Thus, why I and my brother left. We like it here more, anyway." To keep this from becoming a pity party, she adds with a wink, "Helps that there are such lovely people."

Lecasryn giggles. "I don't think my mage will mind."
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"How'd you turn out so sane and, mmm, pleasant company?" wonders Luzia.

"Good," says Radna, hopping closer again. If Lecasryn were inclined to lean over and peck the mousebird on the head now she could do it.
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"Sheer talent," teases Zeviana. "Also taste."

"You know," says Lecasryn affectionately. "I feel like there's something you'd like me to do but I can't for the life of me figure out what. Give me a hint?"
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"I can see that," says Luzia. "How long have you been here, anyway? The plane, I mean. Never heard of anybody visiting from that far away, apart from a story I heard about armored bears which is almost surely false. And you are certainly not a bear." (Is she checking to see if Zeviana is a bear? Well, she's checking something, anyway.)

"Nothing pops into your head?" wonders Radna. "You'd think you don't hop up to other daemons attached to witches you're coming on to every day. Are we special?"
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"I am certainly not a bear! I got here yesterday, though it feels longer now. I've seen a zoo, and now the clan lands! Both have been pretty fun."

(She is free to check whatever she's checking for as long as she likes. She understands if Luzia needs to check for secret bears. It's in the name of safety.)

"Actually, yes. I've never flirted before. There were no daemons in the plane we came from. My Zeviana's done this before, but I haven't at all. I think you're quite cute, though."
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Luzia is sufficiently alarmed by Lecasryn's utterance to snap her attention to the birds, rather neatly ruining the parallelization. "What?" she says.

"What?" echoes Radna, taking a step back and looking at Lecasryn again as though to confirm she's real.
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"Oh. Um, yeah. I wasn't a zombie or anything, I just didn't have Lecasryn flying around," explains Zeviana a little awkwardly. That was a mood killer.

"Yes," agrees Lecasryn. "I existed, I have memories from then, but I was - asleep? Inactive? I don't know which word seems more appropriate."
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"Not having a daemon is awfully close to the definition of a zombie," says Radna warily. "Even the bears have their armor to be their souls."

Luzia picks up Radna, apparently more for comfort in the face of the idea of being daemonless than because she's particularly interested in ending the inter-daemon interaction. "What was that like?" she asks.
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"Hm," considers Zeviana. "There wasn't any of the - parallel socializing. Or the companionship? But I didn't - I don't feel like I'm stronger or weaker because she's out and flying about. I just feel like how I always did except there's another autonomous part of me doing stuff."

"She wasn't soulless. I was with her, but I was - inside, I guess is the best explanation. Sleeping inside. Except not completely asleep? I remember things, and I have opinions on what I remember. It's hard to describe, I can't find the right words."
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"That sounds so lonely," says Luzia. "I don't even - I suppose a lot of witches send their daemons off on errands but I don't unless I can't avoid it."

Radna asks, "Are you sure that means you were there, and not just that you got those memories when you were made?"
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Zeviana pauses to think about this some more! "I mean sometimes I got lonely? Do you just never get lonely if you have a daemon?"

"I'm... Not sure," manages Lecasryn. "It feels like I was there, though. Even passively."
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"It's not the same as having another person," says Luzia. "But Radna's still someone to talk to."

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"Huh. Well. I dunno, I guess that might have helped. But I definitely was a person. Still am, just - now Lecasryn's out here."

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"It's weird," says Luzia. But she puts Radna down.

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Zeviana frowns, but she doesn't comment.

Lecasryn is still where she was before! Open for interactions. Or possibly questions, if Radna is wondering why Zeviana has frowned.
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"Sorry," murmurs Radna, hopping forward.

Luzia shakes her head as though to clear it. "Sorry," she echoes.
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"It's okay," says Zeviana. "I don't think you meant it how I took it, so it's fine."

"We're sorry for surprising you," says Lecasryn carefully.
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"Why - how'd you take it...?" Luzia asks.

"You probably don't even know how it sounds to somebody who's been - entire our whole lives, huh," sighs Radna.
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"Eh. I got warned by my brother's girlfriend that people from here would not consider me a person if I didn't have a daemon. So watching people get weirded out by me not having one instantly makes me think that they think I wasn't a person. Nothing to do with you, really."

"No, but we're trying to be reasonable. Anyone that we've told is surprised and a little disturbed, though, and we're getting annoyed with it."
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"Well - bears are people," says Luzia. "The armored ones, anyway, not kodiaks and pandas... but they're strange people, they aren't like humans mortal or witch."

"I can't really think of a way to soften the impact much," says Radna.
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Zeviana snickers, a little. "Are you saying I'm a bear?"

"Neither can I. I think we'll just end up never bringing it up to prevent it."
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"You're not a bear," laughs Luzia. "It's just the only comparison point."

"Wouldn't blame you," says Radna.
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"Are you sure? Have you checked? I could be one underneath my clothes, you don't know."

"Yeah. It just bothers us when we're not considered people. We can be considered weird, we're a little strange, but - not being people kind of hurts."
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"I haven't been very thorough. I suppose I'll have to consider you maybe a bear unless you wanna let me investigate," chuckles Luzia.

Radna hops close enough to Lecasryn to tuck her head under the harrier's.
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"Hmmmmmmm. Maybe," says Zeviana, grinning again. "I might have to ask for dagger lessons as payment for checking, though..."

D'aww! Lecasryn snuggles back, looking pleased.
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"Gosh, an entire course of dagger lessons, just for letting me check to see if you're a bear, that seems a little extreme. Maybe just an hour to start unless you want to sweeten the deal."

(Radna giggles.)
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"What in the world could I do to sweeten the deal? I'm already letting you in on my existence as maybe-a-bear, that's some really high-level stuff."

(Lecasryn is looking amused, too.)

"If she wants to kiss her, my Zeviana won't mind," informs the harrier in a whisper.
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Luzia takes a few sidling steps forward. "Between us we can probably think of something."

"Oh really," whispers Radna, and she makes a high birdy sort of noise; upon hearing this Luzia's attention sharpens and she grins.
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"Oh? Do you have any ideas? 'Cause I do," says Zeviana with a grin. She moves a bit closer right back.

"Ooo, that's a good system," says Lecasryn. "We need to use that system!"
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"Feel absolutely free to demonstrate," murmurs Luzia. She's a few inches taller than Zeviana, but she's leaning down, now, and their faces are pretty close together.

"Matters how many kinds of vocalizations you can do," says Radna, snuggling up a bit closer.
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"Sure!"

Then she kisses her. She turns out to know lots of things about kissing. This can only be a good result.

"Ha! We'll have to do some tests," snickers the harrier, snuggling Radna back, wings becoming involved to create the ultimate in bird snuggling technology - wingsnuggles.
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Luzia's been around long enough to accumulate knowledge here too. Yay!

Wingsnuggles: also yay!
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Oh good, then they're both going to have a lot of fun. Yay is the correct word choice in this event.

Also, kisses.

Meanwhile, the daemons continue to snuggle. "This was a good idea," says Lecasryn.
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Mmmmmmmm kisses.

"When're you planning to prove," kiss, "that you aren't a bear, huh?"

"Yes," agrees Radna.
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"Pfff," laughs Zeviana. Then the clothes start coming off! "Now's good!"

Wingsnuggles.
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Kisses proceed both during and after the removal of clothes.

So do wingsnuggles. Yes, good.
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It's a good thing Zeviana isn't the shy type, then! Lovely kisses.

"Is there anything you'd like me to do?" asks Lecasryn, gently. "Zeviana knows the steps, but uh - I don't."
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Handsy kisses? Also good?

"This is about it given we're both birds," says Radna contently. "Had a fling with a girl with a human-shaped daemon, once, that was interesting."
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Also good! In fact, Luzia can have some of her own. Look at this mage, sharing the love.

"Oh, okay. Daemons come in human-shape? That sounds... Very interesting, actually."
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Well, sharing is the obvious best thing to do with love.

"It's very rare," says Radna. "And half the people who get human daemons turn out to be asexual. But yes."
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That's Zeviana's opinion of the matter, as well. Nice to see they agree!

"Ooo. I will have to look up things about what daemons mean - the witch queen's daemon asked me about why I was the shape I am and I barely had an answer for him."
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Lots of agreement over here, yep.

"A lot of it is guesswork anyway. But the fling with the one woman was enough to warrant checking out a few more when we saw them, and they were mostly asexual and the other half didn't like women," sighs Radna, snuggling.
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Among other things, yes.

"Eh, I suppose I would get bored if it were the equivalent of neon-signs to what people are. Oh well," says Lecasryn. Snuggle, snuggle. "We can cuddle, though! I'm not a fish or anything."
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Oooh, other things.

(A hummingbird zips into their vicinity and then zips right back out again.)

"I'm glad you are not a fish. I don't like the water."
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Zeviana thinks they're rather nice, yes!

(That's probably best. They're not exactly being shy of things, though.)

"I don't even know how that would work! Cuddles would be so difficult."
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Luzia agrees wholeheartedly.

"It could work if the other daemon were an otter or something. But it'd still be a lot of trouble."
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Oh good. It would be unfortunate if she didn't!

"Yeah, I bet. Are all types of animals just up for grabs? That's got to get annoying for certain ones."
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Fortunate eventualities are much to be preferred.

"All possible, not all likely. I think the most common daemon for mortals is housecat. That or dogs, but people tend to count the different breeds differently for dogs and not cats."
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Zeviana does like eventualities of the fortunate kind!

"That's interesting. I would have guessed the most common to be birds, but - I think that's because we've been around witches."
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Does she. That is interesting and Luzia is interested.

"I meant species. There are more birds in general than cats in specific. But not more white-headed mousebirds, or whatever."
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Yay! Interesting things!

"Ooo. Alright." Snuggle, snuggle. "Makes sense."
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Very interesting indeed!

Snuggle! "That is what I am, if you couldn't tell. I'm not exactly up there with crows and great horned owls and pelicans on the recognizability scale."
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It might take them a while to get bored of interesting things. They're, after all, interesting.

"I think you're lovely," says Lecasryn, nuzzling Radna. "And I don't know what I am, either. Some kind of harrier, apparently. We haven't looked it up, yet."
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Luzia is all in favor of prolonged mutual fascination.

"It's good to be able to tell others when they ask," says Radna. She preens a stray feather on Lecasryn's neck.
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How fortunate of them both that Zeviana feels the same.

"Yeah. I'll have to look it up, there's apparently a book for it." At preening, Lecasryn nuzzles Radna again. Because it's cute.
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It is a truly lovely confluence of interests.

"It's a lot of books, but you narrow it down by obvious things. You'd want the flying birds book."
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Indeed it is.

"Ah! Thanks. We'll have to look for the flying birds book."




Of course, stamina isn't an infinite resource. Eventually, they'll have to stop, though only after both parties are quite sated.

"That was great," says Zeviana, grinning.
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"Mmmmm-hm," agrees Luzia, smiling lazily. "Never did get around to teaching you how to hold a dagger, but I suspect you're too tired now."

(Luzia is at least as tired, of course.)
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"Not complaining, 'cause yeah, too tired for it now. Later I'll be up for it, though - it seems fun!" says Zeviana.

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"Tremendous fun. Are you stranded here 'till Ranata comes back?"

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"Eh. Kinda? Used most of my mana for super-weed genocide, so I can't just teleport or fly or something. I might be too tired to walk."

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"Well, I'm not going to kick you out of my practice field," snorts Luzia.

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"Aww, thanks," laughs Zeviana.

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"Partly 'cause it's not really mine. But," she says, "if a bunch of little girls with their practice blades come in to learn stances, don't say I didn't warn you."

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She bursts into helpless laughter. "We probably should have moved somewhere less public, but eh - this was fun, and I didn't think of moving at the time."

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"Well, we're not doing anything publicly indecent - for clan lands - right now," says Luzia, stretching. "And I don't really expect a lesson today. There's not a whole batch of children that age right now. People try to time them to have witch friends their own age, see."

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"Ahh, I can understand why. There weren't any magic kids my age that I knew except for my brother, and he doesn't really count because he's my brother. I am eternally stuck with him," says Zeviana, amused. "Good on witches for timing them like that."

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"Not everybody does it. There's, let's see - of witches regularly around as opposed to living in South America or what have you, one has a six year old, one has a baby. The most recent batch is sixteen now, past when they'd be taking group lessons. Ranata jumped the gun with hers, couldn't wait I suppose."

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Zeviana snickers. "Suppose so! Kids are cute, not sure I'd ever want to have any, though. Imagining Ranata excited to have a kid is extremely adorable."

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"I had one once," sighs Luzia.

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"Oh?" she asks, then she puts two and two together for the word choice of 'once.' "Oh. I'm uh - sorry. If you don't want to talk about it I won't get offended or anything."

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"It's all right. He died thirty years ago." She rolls over, finds someplace new to put her head that turns her neck a different way. "I have great-great grandchildren. Hope that's not weird."

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Zeviana isn't really snuggly, but she will try if Luzia looks like she needs it.

"Eh. I don't think it's weird. I'll live to be like five-hundred, too, kinda made peace with that. Just didn't expect the shoe to be on the other foot. Now that it is, I'm fine with it."
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Luzia doesn't appear to need anything but to sun herself in this field. "I'm only a hundred and thirty-four at the moment. Just had a birthday."

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"Happy birthday!" says Zeviana. "I think I already told you my age. I already told you my age, right? It's twenty-one."

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"I'm such a cradle-robber," snorts Luzia. "Oh well. What's a witch to do."

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She laughs. "Thanks. Thanks. I'm sure you'll console yourself. Somehow."

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"Maybe you will help me," suggests Luzia archly.

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"I'll be happy to!"

Kiss? Just a little one, they're probably not both up for another round. Yet.
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Kiss! "Good."

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"And! I might become an honorary member of the clan. So I could potentially be around here a lot."

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"Ooooh. How much is a lot?"

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"Well if it keeps being this awesome, most of the time! But I like going places, too. Just traveling to see things."

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"Like Ranata," chuckles Luzia. "Can't make her stay put more than a few weeks at a time now her daughter isn't at home anymore. Sometimes I go with her, it's fun."

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"Yeah! Ranata will actually probably become a travel-buddy for it. Obviously, you're invited to come whenever." Kiss!

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Kiss! "Have any plans lined up or are you taking suggestions?"

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"I think we had plans to go to - I actually forget what it's called. A place. But I am taking suggestions anyway!"

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Luzia laughs. "Cloud forests are nice."

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"Then I'd love to see them."

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"When Ranata comes back we can suggest it to her."

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"Sure! She just likes going to places, then? Not just new places?"

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"New places best, but she'll make second trips when she likes them, and anyway there's more than one cloud forest in the world."

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"Aha! Makes sense. What happens if she runs out of places to go? It hasn't happened yet, I suppose?"

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"It hasn't. The world's big and she's only about fifty."

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Zeviana giggles. "You're making me feel like I'm a squalling kid, you realize, with 'Only a hundred' and 'Only fifty.'"

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Nuzzle. "Not a kid, I assure you. Nor a bear. I will not comment directly on squalling..."

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More giggling. "Whose fault is that one?"

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"Oh, I take full responsibility. I can't weasel out of this one. What are you gonna do to me for my heinous crime, hmm?"

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"Wait until the proper time to strike, of course. Get my revenge."

It will involve kisses, among other things.
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"I quake in fear. Spare me, spare me, I'll do anything," giggles Luzia.

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"There is no mercy," whispers Zeviana between giggles. "Only vengeance."

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"Nooooo," laughs Luzia. "Won't you give me another chance?"

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"Nope. You're just doomed to your fate now. Maybe if you weren't so gorgeous, but - nope, there can now only be vengeance."

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"Well, at least I have my gorgeousness to console me."

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"Yup! You do!" says Zeviana brightly.

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"And also your gorgeousness. Quite consoling, your gorgeousness."

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Zeviana grins. "I do try."

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Luzia kisses her shoulder. "And all with eyes thank you for it."

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More giggles. "Awww, you're sweet. Definitely getting my vengeance on you, though. There's no sweet-talking your way out of this one."

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"Awwwwww, rats."

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"Nice try, though! Points for creativity! And flattery, I like flattery."

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"Duly noted. What form will the vengeance take, might I have the dubious comfort of knowing?"

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"You don't get any comfort in knowing. You're just going to have to agonize."

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"Aaaaaaugh, the pain," deadpans Luzia.

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"Yup! That's what you get. Being gorgeous and fun."

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Luzia giggles again and sits up, leaning back on her hands. "I will assuredly learn my lesson."

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"You'd better," snickers Zeviana.

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Castarilan chooses this moment to make another check. "All done?" he asks archly, hovering in front of them.

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"For the moment! I should probably go talk to the queen, huh? I think I've learned all I need to know, you guys are just naturally awesome."

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(Luzia snickers.)

"If you like," laughs Cas. Ranata flies into view; her daemon zooms to her and reports this decision.
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Zeviana waves! She gives Luzia a little kiss, then up she goes. Clothes are retrieved, but not put on.

"No one cares if I wander around naked, right?"
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"Nope, not a bit," confirms Ranata. "Might make it hard for you to transport Lecasryn comfortably, but she can go under her own power now you're separated."

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"Hurray! Lecasryn, you cool with flying?"

"Yes," replies her daemon from wingsnuggles, happily.

"Alright. Then naked I shall be! This is fun."
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"All right then." Ranata flies her to go looking for the queen.

Eventually the queen is located. She appears to be making arrows.
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Zeviana will wait until addressed! Because she's still on her best behavior, though it bothers her a little. She'll put up with it for awesome witch clan.

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"Hello again," says the queen. "How have you passed the intervening hours?"

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"I've fixed the mint, rosemary, and most of the watercress fields to be weed-free - they should stay like that for years, but the watercress I'm less sure about, I ran out of mana before I could finish it properly. Then after that," Zeviana grins, "I got to know some of your clan members. I like you guys, you're fun."

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Zeviana might miss Ranata nodding slightly to confirm and the queen's daemon glancing at her to see it.

"If you would like to take the clan mark," says the queen, "and act as one of us, I would be disposed to have you."
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"And I would be inclined to take it. Is there any - duties or anything that come with it that I should know about?"

This is a delicate way of asking, 'I'm not going to become basically your minion, right?'
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"When I ask something reasonable of a clan member," says the queen, raising one eyebrow slightly, "I expect to be obliged. If there is a war within your lifetime I will expect you to be on our side in whatever capacity can best use you. I do not expect to take up much of your time or ask anything distasteful to you."

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"Okay, making sure. Thank you for being wonderfully sane, I'm still getting used to that bit. Those sound like reasonable things to request. In that case - I'm up for it."

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"Then I'll go prepare some ink for the tattoo." She gets up and starts walking; her daemon clings to a trailing end of silk for a moment, then lets go and flies to her shoulder. (She's wearing the silk tied differently and more elaborately than Ranata or Isabella.)

Ranata follows.
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Zeviana does, too. She will probably need help on how to tie silks, later. To look properly witchy.

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They travel to one of the unassuming combination-of-wood-and-rocks buildings that are scattered around the lands. The queen ducks into it; Ranata motions that she and Zeviana stay outside.

Shortly after the queen comes out with a bowl and a thin paintbrush. "This doesn't exactly tickle when I spell it to sink in," she says. "But it's over in a moment. Wrist, please."
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Outside she stays! The wrist is produced as requested. "All right."

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The queen paints with a careful, practiced hand until there is a damp clan symbol on her wrist. Then she puts the bowl and brush down and murmurs tightly rhymed verse. It's not in English, but Zeviana's under a translation spell:

"Mark this witch
As one of mine
As one of ours
Mark this witch
For all to know
Where she may call home
With our symbol."

And then the tattoo stings like crazy - and then it's just dry pigment across her skin.
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Zeviana winces, but doesn't flinch or make any other sound when the spell goes. She eyes her new tattoo appreciatively.

"Pretty. Thank you, I'm honored to be a part of your clan."
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"You're welcome here," says the queen. "And to help yourself to the things here within reason. Likewise if someone of the clan wants your help..." She makes an illustrative gesture. "That is what it's for."

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"Of course," says Zeviana agreeably. "Fair's fair."

She grins. "I'm going to love it here, you don't have the stupid sh- er, stuff that mortals come with. This is great!"
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The queen smiles slightly. "I am pleased that you are glad to be among us." And she makes a little incline of her head, and her and her daemon are heading off into the woods.

"Congratulations," laughs Ranata, and she holds out her arms in an offer of a hug.
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Hug! "Eeeee I'm an honorary witch-clan member! I can just wander around naked in an entire area and no one will care! I can ignore money in favor of something more useful! There are hot witches here and no one minds if I take advantage of that! Eeee!"

She is excited.
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"I'm so glad you're happy," laughs Ranata delightedly.

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"I owe my brother a hug, he is a good brother for finding this plane. He should get a prize."

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"My daughter's not a good enough plane-finding prize?" teases Ranata.

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Zeviana laughs. "Fair enough! But she's not a prize to be handed off, she is a bonus that he is delighted to find."

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"She is self-awarding, certainly."

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"Definitely. Alright! So what should my first lesson on how to be witchy be?"

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"I really don't know! I suppose you should have a set of silks even if you don't want to wear them around here. And a dagger, and a bow, although the bow will be harder to tote around without a cloud-pine."

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"Eh, I might get cold, so I might wear the silks around here. Dagger and bow sound good, though for the bow I'll probably have to come up with a solution. I'll be getting dagger lessons from Luzia, so I'll be convincingly capable and everything."

She is still incredibly excited.
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"Let's get you some silk, then." Ranata waves her onto the cloud-pine again and flies her to where bolts of silk are available. "Do you want the clan standard tie or something with fuller coverage for warmth?"

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Onto the cloud-pine!

"Hmmm. Both? I can have options!"
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"Well, there's a few ways to tie any given set of variously sized silk pieces, but you'll need more silk for more coverage for obvious reasons. I'm asking how much to tear off for you."

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"Oh! Hm. Normal clan way first, then."

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"Okay. It's still warmish, anyway. While you were occupied Cas went and asked Quinamril - that's the queen's daemon - and they think you can tell anyone in the clan where you're from as long as it's clear it's not supposed to be common knowledge."

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"Thanks! I should let Luzia know about that, I just informed her and didn't think of it getting out. Whoops."

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Ranata extracts Castarilan from her hair. Off he zooms. "Cas will tell her. No worries."

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"Ooo! Thanks! I will have to get used to daemons, I am still getting used to daemons."

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"Daemons are well worth having."

Here is the silks place! It is another one of those little buildings. There is a witch in back of it with a vat of dye and undyed lengths of silk, working. Ranata leads Zeviana inside after waving to the dyer; in there are several bolts. Ranata starts unwinding. She eyeballs the lengths, and gets several pieces, and starts showing Zeviana how to tie them on.
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Tying occurs! Zeviana pays attention, and maybe has a bit of fun with it after she's got it down! Whee, silk. She approves of wearing silk. It's soft and sleek.

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It is both things! And very fetching. There's a mirror in here.

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Zeviana turns out to look damn good in silks. She even sort of has the witchy bearing down - self-assured, powerful, maybe a tinge aloof but not directed towards Ranata in particular. She grins happily. "This was such a great idea."

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"You fit in very well. Do you want to learn more ways of tying this set now, or what?"

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"Sure!"

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Ranata turns out to know a lot of ways to tie this set of silks, and she tears off another batch for warmer wear that includes bits spiraling down to be sleeves. (She only knows one version of this - "I picked it up when I was in the Middle East to get stared at slightly less" - but is perfectly capable of teaching it.)

When Zeviana has learned as many ways to wear torn-up black silk as she likes, Ranata says, "Are you in the mood for dinner?"
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Zeviana is curious about all of this! She will probably switch between silk styles as it suits her mood. So it's best to have lots of options available to her.

"Dinner sounds lovely!" she replies when she's thoroughly finished trying on silks.
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"On the lands or off? On is mostly going to be vegetables and meat and it's never predictable quite what. Off, if you're willing to fly awhile, could be nearly anything."

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"I'm not picky either way. Whichever you'd prefer. I'm still just happy, really."

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"Well, since you're already in silks, let's see what you think of diner food, there's one in Port Angeles where our tattoos are good."

Flying!
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Flying indeed! Wheee! What does the place of mystery food serve?

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It serves... diner food! Burgers, grilled cheese, meatloaf, jalapeno poppers, tuna melts. Milkshakes, pie, cherry cheesecake, sundaes.

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Zeviana doesn't know what most of this food is. Uh. A burger? She guesses? With a milkshake and a cherry cheesecake?

(The burger was from a random person's recommendation, the milkshake and cheesecake were chosen because Zeviana was curious about how milk could be shaken into food and how cheese can be integrated into cake.)
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Renée gets chicken fingers and an order of the jalapenos and a slice of blueberry pie. Zeviana is welcome to taste all of it.

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All are tried.

Zeviana approves of it all. No exceptions. Of her own food, the cheesecake she finds delightful, the burger is messy but interesting, and the milkshake absurdly sweet. Similar feelings towards the samples from Ranata - this is lovely.
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"Diner food's a hit, huh?"

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"Yes," replies Zeviana around a mouth full of cheesecake, so it comes out more as 'Mpfss.'

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"Maybe you'll like all earth food this much, wouldn't that be lucky?"

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She takes the time to swallow before replying, this time. "Yeah! But it probably won't work like that, I bet. If it does I will be very surprised."

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"Yeah, probably. I don't even like everything and I've tried things Isabella wouldn't touch and Adarin looked repulsed by the very idea of."

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Zeviana tilts her head, curious. "What did you eat that repulsed my brother?"

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"In Italy there's a kind of cheese that's processed with maggots, and they don't always take them out before eating."

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"Ah. Okay, pass. Maybe if I had nothing else to eat, but if I get choices, nope."

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"It wasn't that bad! Strong, but not bad."

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"Right, well - maybe eventually, I guess? But like - give me a few years to get used to this plane and we'll see. My answer is probably still going to be a pass, though."

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"Whatever floats your boat. If that is diner food, then diner food it is."

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She giggles. "I do like diner food. It's delicious. And I can just show up whenever, show the clan tattoo, and bam, food?"

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"At this particular restaurant until - next summer, I think, then the clan and the diner renegotiate."

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"Alright," says Zeviana cheerily. "Then I will probably be coming here a lot."

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"There's more restaurants, you may as well try them all, but that is certainly reasonable. The food on the lands is very much meat and vegetables, and I happen to like cheese."

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"That's why you're willing to try maggoty cheese, I guess."

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"No, plenty of people like cheese and wouldn't try that kind."

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"Oh, well. There goes that idea. I guess you're just strange."

She's teasing!
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"I'm adventurous."

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"... All right, I'll accept that instead. You're adventurous. You eat strange things that brothers and daughters everywhere shy away from."

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"Yes. Yes I do."

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"Any other strange foods I should be on the lookout for? You're in charge of trying things out first and giving me an opinion of it. Congrats. You're adventurous."

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"Well, I grew up in this country and don't think of anything conventionally available here as strange... I don't know, sushi? How do you feel about raw fish?"

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"Never had it before! Why is it eaten raw?"

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"It tastes nice! They serve it with rice and seaweed and other ingredients and you put soy sauce and wasabi on it."

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"Would I get sick from eating things raw? That's... Usually why we cook things."

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"No, no, they make sure it's safe. I mean, you can get food poisoning from anything, but sushi served correctly isn't especially likely to do it."

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"Eh. Okay, I can give sushi a shot. If I die from it I'll just haunt the hell out of you."

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Ranata laughs.

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"And you get to explain to Adarin what happened. 'Oh, by the way, your sister is haunting me now because I got her to eat a strange thing.'"

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"...Wait, do you people leave ghosts?"

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"Er. Well. Yes? Wait, you guys don't? But you're magic!"

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"That doesn't mean we have ghosts! Nobody has ghosts."

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"Mages do! Normal people don't. Adarin tried to explain it to me once and I kind of zoned out so the general idea of it's that we're not completely mortal? So the immortal part of us just - keeps on going as a funky non-functioning us that can't do much? I thought witches were the same, you guys live as long as we do!"

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"We don't live any fixed amount of time, but when we die it's like anyone else. Witch-shaped corpse and a puff of golden light."

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"Well we leave corpses, too. We're not alive anymore, or anything. We're very definitively dead. Part of us just gets doomed to stick around for a while until it runs out of mana and then it just kind of fades away."

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"Well, I guess that's... another way the worlds differ. I'm not sure whether to expect that to happen if you die here."

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"The same thing? I dunno why it would change just because we moved planes. Some people died in New Kystle and they left some ghosts, I would know, I got haunted. Bastard tried locking me in a bathroom."

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"Well, you acquired a daemon when you changed planes, so it could be the same thing."

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Zeviana looks bewildered. "Uh. Well. You didn't lose your daemon when you went to New Kystle. I don't see why I wouldn't be a ghost for a while after I die? It's a thing that happens with mages, I don't think it's plane based."

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"I certainly don't plan to experiment with it, so perhaps it will continue to be a mystery."

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She snorts. "Yeah, thanks. I don't want to test my potential ghosty-ness for the sake of science. I'd like to live a long and happy life with harems of gorgeous women. And diner food."

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"Entire harems of them? Did you mention that to Luzia?"

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"It hasn't come up? I mean I wouldn't screw anyone without letting her know and making sure it's cool, but like - my fantasies for the rest of my long and happy life are mine. Just because in my perfect world I would have harems of gorgeous women doesn't mean I'm gonna in the actual one."

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"I actually don't know Luzia's feelings on open relationships, but yes, the done thing is to discuss them before having them."

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"Yeah, that's kinda - relationship basics, really. Anything else is cheating, general assholism, or like - being disconnected from the world?"

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"Hear, hear."

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Zeviana smiles. "But if I do ever get a harem of gorgeous and totally consenting women that are all into being part of a harem - I will consider my life complete and go into permanent retirement because there's no way in hell I can top that."

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"Retirement from what?"

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"I dunno. But if I figure it out I will retire from it."

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Ranata laughs.

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"It would be the best day ever," says Zeviana loftily. "Adarin would turn bright red at the slightest mention of it and it'd be hilarious."

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"Would he really? If it was merely alluded to that you had a harem."

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"If he knew I actually had one? Yes. If I was just joking around he'd roll his eyes and go back to whatever he was doing."

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Ranata chuckles. "I don't see why."

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"Because he's a prude. He does strange things because of it. When he caught me with an ex of mine he avoided me for like a week."

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"That seems extreme."

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"Well. I think it had more to do with what he caught us doing."

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"It seems extreme regardless unless what he caught you doing was vivisecting small animals."

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"Pretty much. But then I got snippy about if it was because I was with a girl and he just looked at me like I had grown a second head and said something along the lines of, 'What the hell does that have to do with anything?' So I forgive him."

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"So it's all right for him to be a sex-negative prude but not a homophobe, understood."

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She giggles. "Yes."

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"I take it homophobes are a huge problem where you're from."

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"Yup. Also people wanting me to have their magical babies. So here's better!"

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"Not interested in having kids, I take it."

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"Eh. I don't see myself as a good mom, and it's not like I can have kids with women?"

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"There's been some efforts made to allow it with magic, but not success so far."

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"Yeah. I mean maybe there's a way with my magic, but we haven't figured it out either. If it becomes important to me I might get to researching it, but as of right now, don't want to."

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Ranata nods. "That's entirely reasonable."

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"Thanks! Besides, I'm still kinda young for kids. I don't even know what I'd do with one. I'd just hold it awkwardly and be like, 'Um. Help?'"

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"Well, there's not a lot to be done with them when they're babies except coo over them and keep them fed and clean - which is plenty time consuming - but then they grow up and bring home their extraplanar boyfriends and casually talk about colonizing Mars, so."

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Zeviana laughs. "And then you befriend their extraplanar boyfriends' sisters, right? That's how this goes?"

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"It is! Bow to my wisdom and experience, whippersnapper."

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Zeviana bows. "Wisdom and experience, ooooo!"

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Ranata grins.