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<Great.> 

 

He does not convey any questions from the grocery-shopping Andalite.

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The grocery store is full of food and people and contains all of the things on Bella's list, although in some cases he has to go a ways down a contingency tree.

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Luckily he and his human advisor built a very thorough contingency tree. He collects the items. He mostly does not look at the humans and he tries not to be too obviously tense about the inability to see behind him. Someone brushes against him and he startles and leaps into the wall and almost falls over, but only a few people glance at him.

 

He acquires all the items.

 

He goes to the line to exchange currency for them.

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"Hiya," says the cashier, starting to scan things, "are you a rewards club member?"

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"Are you a rewards club member?" she repeats.

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"Nope."

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"D'you want to become one?"

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"Not right now?"

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"All right hon." She rings up his items without further incident, accepts his cash without a second glance, and bags the food.

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"All right hon," he repeats under his breath, and takes the food, and walks out of the grocery store. "All right hon."

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She does not comment on this echolalia.

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And he goes off and waits for the area to be clear and climbs into his shielded ship. "I have acquired food without incident."

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"Oh my god yes did they have all the stuff I saw Bella put pop tarts on the list and I really want a pop tart right now."

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"I acquired variants on all of the items on the list." He starts going through the bags. "These are Pop Tarts?"

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"Those are Pop Tarts!" She seizes the Pop Tarts.

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"Can you eat in morph?" Bella asks, rummaging through the bags until she comes up with fixings for a PBJ.

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"You can. Should I try human food?"

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"Well, don't eat all of it, I listed enough stuff to cover the two of us for a couple weeks and wasn't accounting for you, but sure -" She hands him her peanut-butter coated knife.

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He examines it carefully and then places it in his mouth and then scowls and then tries moving his tongue around and then makes a strangled sort of sound. 

 

<Wow. Taste is - wow.

 

 

Taste is the most overwhelming sensory experience of any morph I've encountered, someone should - someone should put an advisory - wow ->

 

He does not swallow. He stands there looking rather boggled at the knife.

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"You have a knife sticking out of your mouth and look like a huge dork," Andi informs him.

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<Peanut butter is amazing. Peanut butter might just be the best thing in the galaxy.>

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"It's the first thing you tried, it might not be your favorite." He can have the jelly knife too. Strawberry.

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He will at some point get around to trying the jelly knife. He will be pretty delighted about the jelly knife. 

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He will fly the ship while his commander is having morph control issues like an adolescent or something.

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