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"All right. We shall fly to somewhere very far from here where this is still the major language and attempt grocery shopping. Suggested destination cities?"

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"Very far and speaks English you want Australia. Very far, speaks English, and the accent you've been picking up from us won't be remarkable, you want something on the East Coast, let's say Boston or something."

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"Boston should be far enough." <Talik, we are attempting a transactional interaction with the humans, and want our human advisors on standby for the possibility that something goes wrong when we do. Your assignment is to relay communications for them and, obviously, intervene if anything goes catastrophically wrong.>

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<Sounds like fun.>

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<I mean 'it is an honor to be of service, oh War-Prince - nay, Prince Commander -'>

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<The mission parameters require you to be civil to the humans.>

<Yeah,> Talik says, <I am all over that.>

 

It takes an hour to print some counterfeit Earth currency and another hour to fly to Boston. He stops the ship in the sky outside city limits. Then he morphs to 'unremarkable human' and goes grocery shopping.

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<So,> he says, <want to learn to morph?>

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"...I had been assuming there were strategic reasons we were not doing that."

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<It is very emphatically illegal and I will be court-martialed and spend the rest of my life in disgrace and Matirin has not yet gotten himself to a place where he does not care about that and he will do it eventually, but for him it is a genuine cost, he would do things with the regard of our home world's citizens and they will be poorer without him.

If you are stupid and get captured it will be a catastrophe but Matirin's good at people and he thinks you are not stupid, and you are less likely to get captured if you can morph.>

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"We're not stupid but we also don't have poison capsules yet."

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<Yes, that needs to happen first. What is it waiting on?>

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"I don't actually know where or how to get poison capsules."

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<Computer, what have we got in the way of substances quickly and irreversibly fatal to humans in small doses?>

 

And reading through the screen, <Can you make any of those in little condensed chunks the humans can put in mouths?> And to the girls, <Do you just need to put it in your mouth, do you know...>

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"Depends on the substance, might also need to swallow it."

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<How does that work, do they need to be mixed with something...>

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"Depends on the substance. The traditional method involves a covering we can bite through and are unlikely to bite through by accident."

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<Know what it's made of?>

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"No. They're not the sort of thing everybody has around, they mostly appear in fiction."

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<All right. Once we've got that together, then.>

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"Does it serve any nonrecreational purpose for us to be able to morph?"

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<If attacked you stand a chance, if we all die the fight's not quite over - we should leave you the means to kill everyone on Earth, same reason, but that's a much higher trust thing - we can trick the Yeerks into thinking we have bypassed several of the major limitations of the morphing technology - you can probably impersonate arbitrary humans more effectively than anyone for the time being and anyone but Matirin for the foreseeable future - I bet Matirin has other ideas he has not mentioned because he is still getting the 'we will not get out of this without betraying the trust of our people' thing into his head.>

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Nod. "Well. When we've got means of suicide sorted out - actually, will that persist with morphing, I'm not clear on to what extent small objects might come along -"

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<Should still be there when you come out of morph, or you can shift with it if you're going for that.>

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Nod. "When we've got that sorted out it sounds like a good idea to me."

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