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<I did not expect that bit to be responsive to polite conversation with the Yeerk. You definitely like people a lot less than I do, which has advantages - people find it more flattering to be liked by someone who is very selective about it - and disadvantages, I can sit through weeks of tax negotiations and find them positively energizing because I like the people I'm talking with and like spending time with them.


And really? No one? Under what definition?>

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"- well, except myself, although in context it being acknowledged that I like myself was not a compliment. I only even remember this conversation without looking it up because Andi clobbered the girl in the shoulder with a math textbook over it. The accusatory fifth-grader in question didn't produce anything like a philosophical defense of her position but if I define words to make her as right as possible I guess a lot of people like some not particularly definable essence-of-person? Which they - access or think they do - by actually interacting with them and learning things, but will tend to persist even if all the relevant traits change over time. I don't seem to do that."

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<Whereas you would like yourself even if all your traits changed, but only because you trust the processes that would make your traits change?>

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Tail-nod. <I think you are going to be an excellent ruler of Earth, Bella.>

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"Thanks. For the vote of confidence and the planet."

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<All in one piece, even, whatever we paid for it.>

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"...slightly dented."

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<The Yeerk does not remember all the names. I do. I am sort of glad of that.>

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"You have a thing about names."

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<I face a lot of pointless death, and a lot of situations in which I have to  ignore considerations of causing pointless death. I do not think it is psychologically healthy to just act like the Yeerks did not kill eighty million people to open negotiations, and it would not be healthy to spend all my time crying at the shoreline, so - what I can do is remember that the reason why any of it matters is because people matter, I can avoid letting the number get so big that it stops feeling like it's made up of people at all, I can keep the picture in my head high-enough resolution to remind me any time what it is that happened. And I think if I died it would make me happy that someone remembered me.>

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Nod. "I don't know how you remember so many of them though."

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<At home I just got by on having an aptitude for it; when the circumstances necessitated it be eighty million I asked Cayaldwin what the storage on the language chip was, coded it in as a language - lets you do associated definitions and an overlay when you see the object, for when you're learning the language, so I did overlays with faces if I had them and definitions with some personal information.>

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<Couple people have come up to me in person, with names, and I can say 'oh, yes, your sister wrote in about them too, she said your grandfather loved toffee and your grandmother'll be pleased so long as in Heaven the Buccaneers occasionally have a winning season' and it is easily worth the time - people like knowing that they matter ->

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"...people are going to be upset when you go even if you tell them you've been reassigned to something cool."

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<Yes. I am worried I have not been managing that as responsibly as I should have because it, well, fills the void, being adored by the whole world and solving their problems for them. I can encourage someone else into the spotlight but any Andalites I do that to are going to have a harder time selling the 'it was all Matirin, we had no idea' line.>

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"I'm honestly not sure how you plan to sell that even under optimal conditions."

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<I know these people. They are going to be firstly terrified and second embarrassed. Terrified that Earth will become the new scourge of the galaxy, embarrassed because they trusted me, everyone trusted me, I was going to be the youngest person on the High Council since back when our life expectancy was a hundred forty. They are going to come to me and want me to make their problem go away and if I give them a narrative that hits the right points in our legal framework and offer to go quietly and make it non-embarrassing and promise that everyone else is positioned to make Earth not a scourge but an eager new Andalite ally and tourism destination - the morphs, the food - 

- they will leap at the chance to not have a nasty, protracted public exploration of why every Andalite who landed on this world decided to throw our own people and our orders and our honor into the nearest large body of water. They will leap at the chance to return with the news that Matirin got too arrogant and overreached himself and humbly apologizes.>

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"Wow, I can't wait to have strong incentives to be really diplomatic with these folks."

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<Mind, I would put them through that embarrassing protracted mess if I thought it would change enough minds. But it will not. Not fast enough. What will change minds is Earth thriving, and I need to leave you the assets to do that, and my people are some of those assets.>

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Sigh. "What's my line, when they show up - 'hello, I rule the Earth for, oh, no reason, your war criminal definitely hasn't been installing co-war-criminals in positions of power' -"

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<Probably 'oh, Andalites, we are so grateful for Andalites, we admire them so much, Matirin said maybe Andalites could come and visit and try food. Have you tried food? You really should.'>

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"I will make sure to have lots of food lined up so I can distract them as many times as need be. Thank goodness for our biosphere and our inventive refinement of brassica vegetables. None of them are going to wonder why a rather young human whose contribution to the discussion amounts to 'have an hors d'oeuvre' and who has no conventional claim on power seems to have a lot of it? Not if I introduce them to the miraculous sardine-on-toast?"

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<They are not likely to have expectations about who has a claim on power, they are definitely going to preferentially interact with people who admire them and are eager to meet them and act very unlikely to be a scourge of the galaxy - they may end up thinking they put you in power, actually - 

 

- I wonder if you would get my ability to read Andalites if you morphed Yeerk and tried ->

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