"Okay but like, explain to me what's happening here, exactly. How did you get trapped in Canada with a mind esper?"

"No, the mind esper got to sunbae while he was at home, then we teleported to a secret safehouse and he was still under the effect of that esper and so was I, then we came here."

"...I'm sorry come again?"

Yeah it does sound impossible when he puts it like that, doesn't it.

"You have a mind esper who has unlimited range and fine enough control to print text in front of you that both of you can see, which I can't. And they want sunbae to have sex with you."

"They seem to want sunbae to have sex in general."

"Have you considered the possibility that this is not a mind esper."

"Unfortunately we have."

"What's the alternative?"

"The alternative is who the fuck even knows, what's even the point of thinking about it? If someone with this level of bullshit wants to fuck me in the ass I bend over and grab the lube."

"I'm saying you should fuck hyung."

"Yes, Tae-hwan, I understood what you were saying."

It would be kind of hot have you considered that no.

"You know, I actually don't think you did? What I'm saying is that this entire thing makes no sense. And like, obviously from my perspective both of you look like you're under some mind altering effects and I should probably report it to HQ or whatever but if you take your experiences at face value it makes no sense for this to be some mind esper's weird long gambit. It doesn't fit. So consider the possibility that something else is going on, while I write up a report to send to Quasar."

...yeah he did consider that but that still makes no sense. And besides there's the thing where he...

...he's just kind of not really ready for this.

"You know, the quest did say fluid exchange wasn't necessary and that a kiss counted."

"Right before saying Tae-hwan and I could spitroast you."

With accompanying chibis, too. He did not particularly need help picturing it.

"Sure, those were examples."

"Are you saying I should just peck you on the lips? That's not even sexual."

"Well, try it."

"And you're saying sunbae's seduction score was 5?" Tae-hwan says, without looking up from his commscreen report. "That was lame as fuck."

"Shut up, Tae-hwan, and watch the magic happen."

"You know now I don't want to do it out of spite."

"But you'll do it anyway."

"You're such a dick, Min Woo-young," he says, getting up and walking over Woo-young to kiss him on the lips once.