Tae-gun thinks this person doesn't know the meaning of the word "omnipotent" if it's something that can change depending on which universe one is in. 

...also this isn't real. That's important, too.

"I'm starting to think this is a psychic esper's idea of a prank," he grumbles, which is admittedly a much better possibility than the ones he'd considered before in at least some implementations.

—oh. Maybe that first popup talking about hot psychic espers meant themself. Maybe they just want to fuck Tae-gun. This is honestly even less awful. Like, he's not sure he can do it but out of all possible things someone could want out of him it's at least one that's not dangerous to him or others??

Why would anyone waste their backlash on this shit though.

"...sunbae, take a look at this."

He does.

"What the fuck."

"Whoever's doing this has a really weird agenda that probably involves having sex with you." Which narrows possibilities down not at all.

What does the costume tab contain.

Costumes!!!!

Few to none are the sort that Quasar would choose to stock for supply teleports. All are sexy; many are outright perverse. Would Tae-gun like to be a werewolf, fur and flannel all over with a built-in cock sheath? Naughty Nurse (Complete with Heated Saline Rectal Syringe for Low Core Temperature)? A Horny Yeti, which is apparently just a big fluffy white blanket with holes for arms, head, and crotch?

"...I am actually really cold so could you figure out your, um—"

Big fluffy white blanket is still a blanket and probably good enough especially if he just turns it around and doesn't have a crotch hole! It's also the least sexy of the lot so he won't have to think about it much. 

Big fluffy white blanket! The neckline is slightly uncomfortable backwards but only slightly.

He was in ice clothes it's fine he can handle discomfort.

He'll huddle for warmth. ...he'll press Y on that quest and then, yes, huddle for warmth.

It really does help a lot. And there's the gentle pressure of Woo-young's guiding, too, not enough to really compensate anything but enough to feel nice.

Quest completed: What do you do in an igloo?

The first brick of Maslow's pyramid has been laid. Soon, we may advance as far as "perception of personal safety" or "adequate healthcare".

Goal: Cuddle. +100 XP, Quis Ducit Ipso Duces? skill unlocked.
Hidden Goal #1: Express your personal preferences like an adult human being. +300 XP, +1 SED.

Your level has increased by 1! You have earned five additional stat points, bringing you to ten, which can be spent on your character page.

"Why me."

"I kind of want to teleport us to another country but that'd be tremendously stupid. And my brain is starting to want to convince me that that's probably just a virus after all, but that makes no sense. Hey, whoever's doing this, if I sold you sunbae's body would that be enough?"

"Min Woo-young."

We're curious what capacity you could claim to sell us his body that we don't already have free access to. If you just mean "come fuck this angry twink", that's not really what we do; it would be inaccurate to say "with what dick?" because we have at least one of those rattling around greater reality, but it might get the idea across.

"—I'm not a twink," he chokes out.

"You're really committed to the bit, huh?"

"Okay but seriously what do you want? Is it for sunbae to make a fool of himself in sexy ways, there are so many ways you could get this without the whole game schtick."

"Min Woo-young!!!"

We want Lee Tae-gun to be healthy, fulfilled, and happy, without any unresolved trauma weighing him down.

We want a world that is safe and exciting, a dream-playground for humans and monsters and dungeons alike.

We want Kang Jaeha to have a Goddamn happy ending.

And every single one of those is impossible, but it takes a lot more impossible than that to stop us.

What's the black thing? He tries clicking it to see if it becomes readable and it doesn't. "Is this impossible to read to you, too?"

"Yeah.

"Alright, this is weird enough that I kind of just want to see what happens if you... follow the premise? —hey, person who is doing this, are you going to fuck with Tae-hwan if I get him here, teleporting myself back to Korea in this state would make me unable to speak and I'd rather not use Quasar resources over whatever you're pulling." Teleporting Tae-hwan will also make him unable to speak but at least this will be immediately solved.