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He ponders this for a moment. On the no doubt extensive list of unpleasant tasks to be enslaved for, copying books from another world is not, strictly speaking, the worst possible fate. He has half a mind to visit once he has his own food, if they'll let him help copy without being vassaled.

But...

"These scribes- mortals aren't that uncommon, are they? In my world, we have... these machines that let you copy and print off lots of pages quickly, which would probably speed up that kind of thing like wow. Do they have some kind of magic that's more efficient than mortal technology? Or is there some other reason they don't swipe office printers from our world?"
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"Mortals don't show up here very often," she says. "I've never heard of an office printer. It's possible they wouldn't work here? Like sorcery wouldn't work in the mortal world. If they would work I want one."

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"I can't imagine why they wouldn't- mortal technology doesn't run on anything like magic, it works by taking advantage of the same ordinary mechanics responsible for... everything working properly. If a printer wouldn't work here, I don't think my body would either- unless there's some ambient magic effect that messes with sensitive electronics."

"...and how often is "not very often", exactly?"
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"I can't rule out there being an ambient magic effect that messes with electronics... I don't have any statistics. But you're the first mortal I've ever met unless you count seeing the one that clan of rivergreens keep as a pet as 'meeting' her, and she's been in the fairy realm for years and years."

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Max notices that he's very thirsty. If she's lying to him about water, she's probably lying about helping him get home, and so he's not likely to find an alternate source of the stuff anytime soon.

He drains the cup while looking her straight in the eyes.

"...Well?"
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"Well what? I can't take on an entire clan of rivergreens over one mortal. I'd like to, but I'm new and still learning magic."

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"I meant-"

Well, never mind. Not reacting is more or less confirmation that pure water is safe.

"So... what's the first step to getting a gate home? If I understand you right, the clock is ticking, with the- with the starvation."
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"I'm really not sure I can pull it off in time, but yes, sure, I'll get started," she shrugs, heading for her bookshelf and pulling one and flipping through it. "You'll stay put while I go get more books, right? You could easily get lost or caught or killed out alone."

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"I don't expect to find anything outside that we didn't encounter over the past couple hours of walking, so... sure. Seat's comfy."

He gets up and walks over to the bookshelf.

"Anything introductory here?"
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"Try the blue one," she suggests. "I'll be back in a few hours. And don't - wreck or rearrange anything, please." She heads for the door.

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Max takes the blue book from the shelf and sits down as Promise leaves the tree.

There is no copyright or publisher's page, as such. This does not keep Maxwell from experimentally scratching at a page number, and at several seemingly blank gaps between the English-looking letters. There's no way she'd notice something like that. And nothing scratched off! It's fine, probably.

He opens to the table of contents and sets to the business of boggling.
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