"I think..." he says, carefully, "I really would like to quiz you about the way the fairy realm works." (To be fair, he actually really would.) "Is this place not safe to talk in? Should we go somewhere we're less likely to be overheard?"
"This area isn't especially heavily trafficked, but my house would be more private, if that's what you want to do with whatever calories you came in with."
He does not, in fact, have all that many calories in him. He'd just woken up, and was on his way to Brenda's for breakfast and coffee when all this happened. But he's not worried about that- that part is a bluff to get him moving along faster. There's no reason for there to be two triggers for the vassal thing, after all. It's probably safe for him to eat whatever's edible.
"In my tree," she says. "It's quick flying, it'll take longer walking because there's a river you'll have to cross and I definitely can't carry you."
Is she trying to dissuade him by coming up with obstacles? If she wants him to go somewhere, to some gate, to open it or something... she'd be taking him to it, right? Does she really not know where the gate is, and needs him to find it? So she'd know that her house doesn't have a gate... but in that case, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out he's not lying about not knowing how to find one.
This is quite the tangled web of deceit.
"Everyone here does have wings unless they've been cursed," says Promise. "There's not a bridge, but there's a detour where you could probably wade. It'll take maybe two hours all told?"
Two hours is a lot of time. It's time enough to ask a lot of nosy questions.
"Sounds good. Which way are we going?"
"This way. And if we meet any other fairies pretend that I've fed you, okay? I can't offer much of a fight to somebody who wants to take you but if they don't want a fight it'll put them off."
Max is quite hungry. If it comes to that... he might be able to steal some food from her house without her noticing, to eat in an emergency. She might not notice she can give him commands until he's escaped, although there's the risk that she might try to command him anyway out of desperation if he does anything too overt to resist her.
For now, at least...
"Will do." and, once they've embarked, "What happens if I eat something that doesn't belong to anyone- an apple off a wild tree, or something?"
"That might be safe, if no one notices, or it might turn out someone's got a claim on the tree. I can't get vassaled that way - it's very hard to vassal a fairy with food unless you're a mortal offering mortal food - but you could. That's also the reason it's hand-to-mouth feeding if you do wind up taking food - it shortens the chain of responsibility so no one else can wedge in and say that was their - is an apple a nut or something?"
He sighs.
"It's a fruit. Pretty common, tasty sort of red thing with more solid flesh than most. Kind of the archetypal example of fruit on Earth- wait, I'm assuming this isn't somewhere on Earth, right? Different dimension, or something?"
"And- is it a planet? Ball of ground, floating in space, orbiting that sun there? How big is it?"
"It's not a planet. And - big. I'm not sure if it's literally infinite, but big enough that no one's sure."
"So- fairies. You, uh... there's the wings, but... why do you look like humans? Or, I guess, why do humans look like you? What's the connection there?"
"I don't know. Leaflets look more humanlike than many kinds of fairies, but it's all the same basic shape, none of us look like snails or rocks instead. It's possible some breeding kinds wandered into the mortal world long ago and - bred there. I don't know much about how breeding kinds work but that seems the likeliest explanation."
"Breeding kinds?" he asks, before changing his mind and asking "So- the mortal world, you say- is it just this place and our place? Are there other worlds with..." Fairies, what else would there be? "I don't know, dragons, or elves or something? Is the connection between here and there special, or is there a wider context?"
"As far as I know it's just the fairy realm and the mortal one," says Promise.
"So... so back to the breeding kinds thing- we're mortals, okay, so by contrast, you're... not mortal? But, what, only some of you reproduce? How's all that... work, biologically speaking?"
"What... do you mean, you're not a bred kind? Where did you...?"
"Your tree. You... how did the tree... where I come from, trees don't typically... make people. Is that a euphemism for...?"
"It's not a euphemism for anything. I assume we have different trees. The kind of tree in question makes leaflets occasionally."
"...how does it make leaflets occasionally? Are you... is it some kind of symbiotic... are fairies a species, or a category of... but?"