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Want to get out. A way out. She wants him to go with her to find a way out of this world, and back into his. DON'T LET HER IN. The vassal thing... a bluff? If he couldn't eat anything here, he'd get hungry, be forced to go back eventually, leading her right to the exit. At least, the eating things part. YOUR NAME IS PRECIOUS- that much, at least, had to have been a real warning. Max can't see how not telling her his name could be playing into her hands.

"I think..." he says, carefully, "I really would like to quiz you about the way the fairy realm works." (To be fair, he actually really would.) "Is this place not safe to talk in? Should we go somewhere we're less likely to be overheard?"
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"This area isn't especially heavily trafficked, but my house would be more private, if that's what you want to do with whatever calories you came in with."

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"Well, I don't have the first idea of where I'd find a- a gate, you said, so I've hardly got an alternative. You have a house?"

He does not, in fact, have all that many calories in him. He'd just woken up, and was on his way to Brenda's for breakfast and coffee when all this happened. But he's not worried about that- that part is a bluff to get him moving along faster. There's no reason for there to be two triggers for the vassal thing, after all. It's probably safe for him to eat whatever's edible.
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"In my tree," she says. "It's quick flying, it'll take longer walking because there's a river you'll have to cross and I definitely can't carry you."

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"What's "quick" and "longer"? Few minutes? Does the river have a bridge, or a crossing? Or is it just assumed everyone's going to have wings?"

Is she trying to dissuade him by coming up with obstacles? If she wants him to go somewhere, to some gate, to open it or something... she'd be taking him to it, right? Does she really not know where the gate is, and needs him to find it? So she'd know that her house doesn't have a gate... but in that case, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out he's not lying about not knowing how to find one.

This is quite the tangled web of deceit.
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"Everyone here does have wings unless they've been cursed," says Promise. "There's not a bridge, but there's a detour where you could probably wade. It'll take maybe two hours all told?"

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Two hours? And he's going to ruin his- no, he can take off his slacks and carry them.

Two hours is a lot of time. It's time enough to ask a lot of nosy questions.

"Sounds good. Which way are we going?"
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"This way. And if we meet any other fairies pretend that I've fed you, okay? I can't offer much of a fight to somebody who wants to take you but if they don't want a fight it'll put them off."

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Pretend she's fed him? But... okay, so... if she's bluffing and the food thing is a trick, then that wouldn't discourage anyone. Maybe she doesn't expect to encounter anyone? If the food thing is serious...

Max is quite hungry. If it comes to that... he might be able to steal some food from her house without her noticing, to eat in an emergency. She might not notice she can give him commands until he's escaped, although there's the risk that she might try to command him anyway out of desperation if he does anything too overt to resist her.

For now, at least...

"Will do." and, once they've embarked, "What happens if I eat something that doesn't belong to anyone- an apple off a wild tree, or something?"
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"That might be safe, if no one notices, or it might turn out someone's got a claim on the tree. I can't get vassaled that way - it's very hard to vassal a fairy with food unless you're a mortal offering mortal food - but you could. That's also the reason it's hand-to-mouth feeding if you do wind up taking food - it shortens the chain of responsibility so no one else can wedge in and say that was their - is an apple a nut or something?"

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"You don't have- you have nuts, but you don't have- okay, different ecosystem, but also different plane of existence, that would- why-"

He sighs.

"It's a fruit. Pretty common, tasty sort of red thing with more solid flesh than most. Kind of the archetypal example of fruit on Earth- wait, I'm assuming this isn't somewhere on Earth, right? Different dimension, or something?"
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"Different dimension," she confirms.

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"And- is it a planet? Ball of ground, floating in space, orbiting that sun there? How big is it?"

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"It's not a planet. And - big. I'm not sure if it's literally infinite, but big enough that no one's sure."

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He ponders this. He gives up pondering it and files it under "weird magic things that don't strictly make sense and probably have some common artificiality behind them".

"So- fairies. You, uh... there's the wings, but... why do you look like humans? Or, I guess, why do humans look like you? What's the connection there?"
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"I don't know. Leaflets look more humanlike than many kinds of fairies, but it's all the same basic shape, none of us look like snails or rocks instead. It's possible some breeding kinds wandered into the mortal world long ago and - bred there. I don't know much about how breeding kinds work but that seems the likeliest explanation."

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"Breeding kinds?" he asks, before changing his mind and asking "So- the mortal world, you say- is it just this place and our place? Are there other worlds with..." Fairies, what else would there be? "I don't know, dragons, or elves or something? Is the connection between here and there special, or is there a wider context?"

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"As far as I know it's just the fairy realm and the mortal one," says Promise.

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So. Okay, things make slightly more sense to Max now. The laws of physics are still probably being violated, insofar as flying and parallel universes go, but... in neat, isolated ways, that can probably be described neatly. Except for the vassal thing, which may or may not be a bluff but could, theoretically, be attributed to some very clever nanotechnology. The rules are being broken, but they aren't a totally different set of rules. Probably.

"So... so back to the breeding kinds thing- we're mortals, okay, so by contrast, you're... not mortal? But, what, only some of you reproduce? How's all that... work, biologically speaking?"
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"I don't know how breeding kinds work. I'm not a bred kind."

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A sickening feeling grows in his stomach. Or maybe that's just hunger. Please, please let that not mean anything weird and magic.

"What... do you mean, you're not a bred kind? Where did you...?"
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"I started in my tree. That's where leaflets come from."

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no no no no no no no please

"Your tree. You... how did the tree... where I come from, trees don't typically... make people. Is that a euphemism for...?"
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"It's not a euphemism for anything. I assume we have different trees. The kind of tree in question makes leaflets occasionally."

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Deep breaths.

"...how does it make leaflets occasionally? Are you... is it some kind of symbiotic... are fairies a species, or a category of... but?"
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