"I'm not sure I understand what you're asking. The tree hollows out in the middle and when there's enough room a leaflet starts in it. That's where we're going, is my tree, with my house in it. I don't have to live there any more, if I wanted to move I could, but it's convenient and no one else is going to make trouble with me over my tree, so I do."
He throws up his hands.
"What else is there? Have I not even encountered the most... inexplicable thing, yet? What is this place?!"
"It's the fairy realm," says Promise. "Why are you starting out by modeling the mortal world at all to understand it?"
"You- I mean, of course that's the problem, is that I only have the one frame of reference! I somehow thought... there was a universe with consistent rules, that existed because that was just how the rules happened to play out! But this... what are its rules? Does it have rules? If there are rules, does anyone know what they are? Where did... where'd it all come from?"
"There are rules. Laws of magic and traits of fairy kinds and so on. I really don't understand what's so baffling about leaflets starting in trees. I don't know where it came from, I'm much newer than the world."
He sighs.
"It's possible that you're hearing the word I'm using in the way you are for reasons having more to do with what the tree looks like than how it works," suggests Promise.
"What, the word "tree"? As in, the "tree" is some kind of... fairy egg, that just looks like a tree for some reason? Or am I not catching your meaning?"
"...It's not an egg. It grows from a sprout into a large plant and then sometimes it hollows out and a leaflet appears in it. Although not too often. Most trees don't have leaflet hollows."
This is not a question that's either likely to be answered neatly soon, or be useful if pursued further. Max changes tracks.
"You said- you're newer than the world, okay. Clearly. But I'm also newer than my world, and until recently I thought I knew approximately where it came from. We have... people who've looked into it, made their best guess at what the universe is like and why everything is there. It's... if not common knowledge, at least accessible knowledge. Do you have people here, who know that kind of thing? Or who are trying to find out?"
"There's books about the past. I have some. But books don't last forever and neither do memories, so they only go back so far. How do you find out where your world came from?"
"And then there's this. We somehow missed this part. And we're probably going to have to do all that tedious research all over again, unless there's someone here who already knows."
He looks at her.
"How long has there been a Queen?"
"As long as anyone can remember. She claims to be eternal, but anyone could claim that, I could claim to be eternal if it weren't for the fact that there are lots of leaflets and people know how we start. Are you proposing to bring a lot of mortal scientists in here to - look at things? I think that would end badly."
"...I never said "scientists". How do you know that word? Do you have fairy scientists? What have they been doing, if not figuring out where the world is from?"
"I don't really know what you're hearing," says Promise. "See earlier remarks with respect to 'tree'. Did you think I'd learned a mortal language for some reason?"
"You don't... know what... language? You don't speak...?"
There's the sickening feeling again. He's pretty sure it isn't hunger this time.
Oh, christ. Not this. Please, not this.
"So you just understand- and I understand- but! That's not... language is complicated, almost as complicated as people! You can't automate... there'd be more conflicts than just trees and scientists, and... and your mouth! It's definitely- the spell would have to bend light, or generate a different image, or directly modify my visual cortex to see something different, and- and the timing, there's no way it'd match up, if I- it'd look like you were still talking when you'd stopped, or that you'd- there were no weird pauses when you finished saying things, how would- how would it know, did someone learn all Earth's- no, it's older than- it'd have to take it from my head, it'd- if i had a different accent, would you sound...?! How does it process the- there's no predictive...! Please tell me I'm hearing you wrong, that it's not really..."
Max's breathing is getting shallower.
"Well... I can't guarantee that you aren't hearing me wrong because I don't know what you're hearing? If that helps? Are you okay? I don't really know what to do about it if you... aren't."
"Am I... correct in inferring that what is happening is that, by magic, when you speak in your own language, it's magically translated into mine, and vice versa? That's what I'm hoping isn't the case, because of how egregiously nonsensical that would be."
"I'm not sure I'd call what I'm speaking a language the way you know them. Otherwise, yes."
Oh, of course. Someone who had magical access to every conversation anyone had, they'd know all sorts of secrets. Like, for instance, the names of anyone who was named here. The names of every fairy. There's someone like that who's supposedly been around forever, right?
"...why is it so out of the question to visit the Queen, besides her being powerful?"
"I assure you," says Promise, "that fairies are people. And the Queen can get anything she wants, so the strategy is to avoid being wanted, and what does that have to do with speech?"
"Oh, no, that can't be it, my name - for instance - has never been spoken aloud."