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"I'm not sure I understand what you're asking. The tree hollows out in the middle and when there's enough room a leaflet starts in it. That's where we're going, is my tree, with my house in it. I don't have to live there any more, if I wanted to move I could, but it's convenient and no one else is going to make trouble with me over my tree, so I do."

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"What I mean is... I'm trying to get a handle on this place as... a model of my world, with a list of deviations from that model, to be explained by some common cause or set of causes. And... you have a magic vassal system, teleporting gates, wings that hold a person's weight, a non-planetoid geology, and now... now I need to figure out trees that generate people. There's... there's a vanishingly small set of explanations that account for these increasingly bizarre and seemingly unrelated phenomena."

He throws up his hands.

"What else is there? Have I not even encountered the most... inexplicable thing, yet? What is this place?!"
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"It's the fairy realm," says Promise. "Why are you starting out by modeling the mortal world at all to understand it?"

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There's a sputtering noise in the back of his throat.

"You- I mean, of course that's the problem, is that I only have the one frame of reference! I somehow thought... there was a universe with consistent rules, that existed because that was just how the rules happened to play out! But this... what are its rules? Does it have rules? If there are rules, does anyone know what they are? Where did... where'd it all come from?"
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"There are rules. Laws of magic and traits of fairy kinds and so on. I really don't understand what's so baffling about leaflets starting in trees. I don't know where it came from, I'm much newer than the world."

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"Trees," he explains, "are, in my world, plants that evolved to produce more of themselves, and do not ordinarily produce things not tailored to that purpose. They also don't produce things that are members of entirely different species. Unless this tree was somehow specifically modified to serve as a reproductive system for a species of fairy, it's the sort of thing you wouldn't expect to happen by itself. Raising, then, the question of "who modified the tree, and why". Assuming," he admits, "that my model of trees as a product of evolution instead of a product of... fairy... rules, is something other than a profound deception."

He sighs.

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"It's possible that you're hearing the word I'm using in the way you are for reasons having more to do with what the tree looks like than how it works," suggests Promise.

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"What, the word "tree"? As in, the "tree" is some kind of... fairy egg, that just looks like a tree for some reason? Or am I not catching your meaning?"

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"...It's not an egg. It grows from a sprout into a large plant and then sometimes it hollows out and a leaflet appears in it. Although not too often. Most trees don't have leaflet hollows."

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"So... an R-type... only some of them... or there's a parasite they don't know about... or..."

This is not a question that's either likely to be answered neatly soon, or be useful if pursued further. Max changes tracks.

"You said- you're newer than the world, okay. Clearly. But I'm also newer than my world, and until recently I thought I knew approximately where it came from. We have... people who've looked into it, made their best guess at what the universe is like and why everything is there. It's... if not common knowledge, at least accessible knowledge. Do you have people here, who know that kind of thing? Or who are trying to find out?"
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"There's books about the past. I have some. But books don't last forever and neither do memories, so they only go back so far. How do you find out where your world came from?"

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"They... we looked at the sky, figured out how the stars and planets moved, and what they were made of, and what directions they were going in. We dug up the ground and looked at the layers to see what we were standing on top of, and how long it'd been there. We looked at the cells of living things to find out how they were related to each other, and how they were changing, and what they probably looked like before. History leaves traces on everything, like it wants to be discovered."

"And then there's this. We somehow missed this part. And we're probably going to have to do all that tedious research all over again, unless there's someone here who already knows."

He looks at her.

"How long has there been a Queen?"
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"As long as anyone can remember. She claims to be eternal, but anyone could claim that, I could claim to be eternal if it weren't for the fact that there are lots of leaflets and people know how we start. Are you proposing to bring a lot of mortal scientists in here to - look at things? I think that would end badly."

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"...I never said "scientists". How do you know that word? Do you have fairy scientists? What have they been doing, if not figuring out where the world is from?"

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"I don't really know what you're hearing," says Promise. "See earlier remarks with respect to 'tree'. Did you think I'd learned a mortal language for some reason?"

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Max blinks.

"You don't... know what... language? You don't speak...?"

There's the sickening feeling again. He's pretty sure it isn't hunger this time.
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"I speak, I just speak - generically."

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"You don't mean..."

Oh, christ. Not this. Please, not this.

"So you just understand- and I understand- but! That's not... language is complicated, almost as complicated as people! You can't automate... there'd be more conflicts than just trees and scientists, and... and your mouth! It's definitely- the spell would have to bend light, or generate a different image, or directly modify my visual cortex to see something different, and- and the timing, there's no way it'd match up, if I- it'd look like you were still talking when you'd stopped, or that you'd- there were no weird pauses when you finished saying things, how would- how would it know, did someone learn all Earth's- no, it's older than- it'd have to take it from my head, it'd- if i had a different accent, would you sound...?! How does it process the- there's no predictive...! Please tell me I'm hearing you wrong, that it's not really..."

Max's breathing is getting shallower.
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"Well... I can't guarantee that you aren't hearing me wrong because I don't know what you're hearing? If that helps? Are you okay? I don't really know what to do about it if you... aren't."

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"Am I... correct in inferring that what is happening is that, by magic, when you speak in your own language, it's magically translated into mine, and vice versa? That's what I'm hoping isn't the case, because of how egregiously nonsensical that would be."

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"I'm not sure I'd call what I'm speaking a language the way you know them. Otherwise, yes."

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"That means... this definitely can't be a natural phenomenon. This has to have been engineered by someone, it- it has to be continually updated, as language evolves- holy- there wasn't language that way before people, and you predate people, nothing functions that perfectly in a context it couldn't have predicted, whoever or whatever designed this translation effect... they'd have to still be alive, maintaining the effect and making sure it's working properly, making it work smoothly like that. Even if... even if you speak in, what, pure meaning, optimized for the effect to translate, there'd still be syntactic ambiguity to handle, there could be someone listening to everything we say and-"

Oh, of course. Someone who had magical access to every conversation anyone had, they'd know all sorts of secrets. Like, for instance, the names of anyone who was named here. The names of every fairy. There's someone like that who's supposedly been around forever, right?

"...why is it so out of the question to visit the Queen, besides her being powerful?"
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"I assure you," says Promise, "that fairies are people. And the Queen can get anything she wants, so the strategy is to avoid being wanted, and what does that have to do with speech?"

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"It just strikes me that if someone has global translation magic set up to listen to conversations in enough detail to translate them smoothly, they'd know every name anyone ever spoken to someone else here. And there being one very powerful person who knows exactly that and has been around for- oh, sorry about the "people" thing, I meant "humans"- been around for as long as anyone can remember... there's an obvious candidate for who's responsible for speech magic."

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"Oh, no, that can't be it, my name - for instance - has never been spoken aloud."

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