"Good."

“Yeah. I think so too. Best minute of my life.”

“Problem is — I had to get out, because I wasn’t the only guy with a gun in that building, and I was still a kid who’d never shot somebody — and when I came back in a couple years the whole place was empty. Like nobody was ever there.”

"So we have to find the people who tortured you and kill them."

“I’m really glad you’re on the same page here with the murder.”

"Actually--"

He texts Marlo:

if I find the people who tortured deadpool should I kill them

yes 

absolutely 

"Marlo says 'yes', so we're all on the same page about murder. --Of people who were actually responsible, not of like their accountant."

“...Captain America signed off on Deadpool’s Murder Quest?”

"Normally, I'm the person in the Avengers who objects to murder! --Well, and Bruce, but I'm not going to ask Bruce, he might say no."

“The youngest test subject in there was thirteen.”

"--to be clear, I'm not saying Bruce wants them to get away with it, but he might want them to go through the normal criminal-justice system processes. Which I probably also would but they hurt you so I want to blow up their heads."

“...yeah. Me too.”

This isn’t the most straightforward way to say ‘oops, I think I love you’, but it works.

"But Marlo wouldn't sign off on Deadpool's Murder Quest if it were actually unethical. --Or at least I'm sure enough of that that it will let me sleep at night."

“Eh. Probably close enough. He’s Captain America. It’s literally his job to make this kinda call.”

"Yeah. So. Distraction?"

“Distraction!”

He’s a little hyped up on FUTURE MURDER now. And future finding-them, holy fuck.

Asher has a distraction proposal! It involves kissing Z.

Z will enthusiastically ratify this proposal for some time!

Eventually he pulls his head back.

“...I wanna watch the Princess Bride. In a room with the lights on and everything.”

"Awwwwwwww," he says. "Jarvis, set up the living room to watch movies, lights on, and tell Lev and Sasha to steer clear of it unless they want to see me making out with Z-- actually, no, just tell them to steer clear of it."

"Yes, sir," says a calm British voice from the ceiling. 

djfjdnnh

“Aah! Robot voice!”

"This is Jarvis! He's a person. I programmed him. He's secret, don't tell anyone. --He doesn't watch people have sex."

"I have been programmed with respect for privacy, Master Deadpool," Jarvis says. 

"...cool."

He looks up at the ceiling, as if he'll be able to see some stray AI floating around in the corners.

"Could you just call me Deadpool? I don't wanna be, like...one of the human overlords or anything."

"Certainly not, Master Deadpool," says the disembodied voice. 

"Jarvis picked up his personality from the humans he was around when he was first programmed," Asher says. "Unfortunately, the humans he was around when he was first programmed was... me, age seventeen."

"...I feel like we're gonna get along fine."