Raw, strangled noise. 

Thoughtful face.

"How old are you, kid?"

He kisses Lev's cheek. "Fifteen, both of us." 

"...ha! I get to sexually frustrate somebody for three years! Two in the state of New York!"

The sound that comes out of Lev's mouth sounds something like "noooooo."

...Sasha definitely does not have any opinions whatsoever on the age of consent laws in the state of New York and/or being sexually frustrated by them! 

Neither does Asher! No opinions! He is definitely not amused to find his boyfriend (boyfriend!!!!) in the same boat he's in!

"Yep! I'm gonna be sexy and totally unattainable!–"

He looks between all the faces in the room.

"...waaait."

Nope nope nope whatever Deadpool thinks he has figured out Lev is just not going to deal with it. 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

There was definitely the implication that Deadpool might want to have sex with him when he is old enough and he just. Is not going to process this.

“...secret identity reasons, huh.”

"It is entirely possible that I picked an extremely awkward moment to tell Asher how old I was." 

"I think if you had waited it would have only increased in awkwardness!"

"You are not wrong but I did have the option of saying something earlier, it's not like you were being subtle." 

He shrugs. "I'm not complaining."

Lev hesitantly lifts up his head now that the topic is no longer his crush on Deadpool. 

He's still staring.

He gives Deadpool a See what I have to deal with? look and continues to keep his hand on the back of Lev's head. 

“Aww. And now you’re both pining.”

He glances in Lev’s direction.

“...hey, Asher? You have a hookup closet, right? I kind of want to not be wearing this.”

He gestures at the Deadpool suit.

"--Do you mean a closet for hooking up in or a closet for new clothes for hookups? I mean, I have both."

“New clothes. We can fuck in a closet later. Y’know, once I’m all recovered from the broken arms and shit.”

His new boyfriend is so good!

"Seeya, Lev, Spidey. Hookup closet's this way."

"See ya." 

He's still holding Lev, if Lev needs it. 

As Asher and Z leave, they might hear Lev say, "he might have sent me nudes."

Trying really hard not to crack up in the hallway.