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BY ROYAL DECREE

The people of Westcrown are reminded that we are commanded to cast out the vices of Hell in all their forms, even at personal cost, and that those who enrich themselves with such vices will be damned as certainly as if they sign over their souls to Asmodeus Himself.

The people of Westcrown are further reminded that excess of drink is a vice of Hell, which drives men to vice through the power of Pirias.

The people of Westcrown are encouraged to seek drink at the temples of Erastil, Pharasma, and Iomedae, which provide god-blessed water to all who ask at no charge.

FURTHER

The sale or distribution of all wine, mead, and other spirits is illegal, and may be punished with up to thirty days imprisonment and a fine of up to five times the value of the goods sold or distributed.

The possession of wine, mead, and other spirits in great quantity is likewise illegal, even if the goods are not sold, and may be punished with up to seven days imprisonment, the confiscation of all such goods, and a fine of up to two times the value of the goods sold or distributed. 

Persons involved in the sale of such goods may be held responsible for any deaths, injuries, thefts, destruction of property, or other harms caused by those who consumed such goods.

Nothing in this decree shall be held to prohibit the consumption of adulterated wine by those without access to the water of clerics, nor the sale of small quantities of alcohol for such purposes.

In the name of HER MAJESTY, Aspexia III, Queen of Cheliax, Protector of Sargava and Isger, Defender of Civilization &c. &c.
On this, the 10th day of Sarenith in the 4714th year since the raising of the Starstone.

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Hello, this is the pamphlet police and we are so glad you published this! Most of the pamphlets stopped and some of us have gone whole DAYS without getting to break any fingers!

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WHY? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

(They know why they're like this. It's because of Asmodeus.)

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...We are the pamphlet police and we're here to arrest you quietly and nonviolently?

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And...ourselves? For an excess of force?

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Snitches have to stay on top of what rules there are to snitch about.

He's pretty sure this is fake and if not there are going to be tons of people breaking it. So it's a massive win either way.

(He is not magically aware the author has already been caught.)

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