So Kaleva walks into Sasha's room when Harry isn't there and he says, "I know you don't love me and I don't care. I love you. I would do anything to make you happy. I don't expect anything from you, just-- please let me love you. I know that this is not really a thing that exists on the Isle so you probably think this is some kind of trap or trick or something but I swear it is not, I am so sincere, please just let me make you happy. I brought you this-- I thought it might help you believe me--"

Kaleva holds out an apple and a scarf. The scarf is black. (The intent was to have a scarf that matched Sasha's eyes.)

Sasha bursts into tears. 

Kaleva hugs him, because Sasha is sad and because he hasn't touched Sasha in days and because he kind of needs a hug too.

That makes him cry harder, but he's leaning into the touch. 

Kaleva is pretty sure that if someone has just said "I would do anything to make you happy" and you don't want them to hug you you would say that. 

So he keeps hugging Sasha.

He keeps crying, clings to Kaleva. 

"I," and he can't finish the sentence. 

"It's okay, you don't have to say anything."

He does, though. 

"I, I don't think I can be, that selfless, for anyone," he's still crying, "but if I could —" 

"It's not selfless, if I were selfless I'd leave you alone, I tried that and it made me miserable--"

"It made us both miserable," he says into Kaleva's shoulder. "Please don't try it again." 

"I won't! You won't be able to get rid of me."

"Good." He's clinging. 

"Thank you, thank you--"

"If there was anyone I could be that selfless for it would be you." It's very quiet, and muffled by Kaleva's shoulder. 

...oh.

"I think I'm an idiot."

His face kind of hurts from smiling.

"You're the smartest person I know." Kaleva is getting so clung to. 

"I am smart about history and an idiot about feelings!"

"I guess." 

He's smiling, just a little bit. 

"I'm sorry I scared you." 

"I'm sorry I'm such an idiot!"

Kaleva kisses his forehead.

He leans up and kisses Kaleva properly. 

Kissing!

"Sasha, I love you, I love you, I love you--"

It's not comfortable to hear but it's — warm. Sasha likes being wanted. 

"Kaleva, Kaleva," and he doesn't say it back, it wouldn't be fair, "Kaleva —" 

Meanwhile, Harry has discovered that if you steal candy from a baby in Auradon you will be arrested and go to jail. Jail is very boring.

He loves me, he loves me, he can't say it because he's from the Isle but he loves me...

Kaleva kisses Sasha for a while and then regretfully says, "I think we have some things to talk about." He ticks them off on his fingers. "First: Chen is very hot? And he keeps coming back from practice and wandering around shirtless? Can we agree, as two gay dudes, that it is totally fair to at least look?"

"…Is this an Auradon thing? Why wouldn't it be okay?"