Kevin McAllister and Willy Wonka marooned in the world of pokémon
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"And you know, I do believe Paras understands you!" he whispers excitedly. He is whispering because terrifically important moments like these are easily frightened off by noise!

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"Hey Paras, click twice if you're a space alien!"

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"I guess if this isn't Earth that makes us the space aliens."

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"So it does! But I believe you're onto something."

Hmm, fundamentals...
"Paras, can you understand me? Clack twice if you can."

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. . . Click clack.

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In-teresting.

"Oh, well done, thank you! And could you oblige me with three? Now three clacks if you understand me, please?"

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Click click clack. Click.

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"I'm not sure I caught that, actually. I meant to ask for three clacks, please—"

Gloves off for the moment.

"—like this?" Clap, clap, clap. Three deliberate little claps by way of demonstration.

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Click click click!

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"Good!" And surprisingly co-operative for what is ostensibly a wild animal. A humble bug, even.

He'll toss Paras a bit of mushroom as a reward, although he wishes he had a more inspiring treat—ah, for good measure, he'll bite off a bit of apple and experimentally toss that over as well.

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