"Hey, mom. It's me. How's dad doing? Ha. Of course he is. Send him my love when he comes out of his pile of papers to breathe. What? Oh, no reason, just, um. ... I miss you.
"No, no, I'm fine - okay, I am a little lonely, and there's kind of a lot of stress involved in being a homeowner, but I'm okay. Really! Oh come on I call more often than that, and you needed a break from the deluge of furniture photos anyway. Gotta mix it up a little. No, mom, he's fine, it's just. All of it together is lot. I know. .... I know. Um, not right now, my house is a bit of a mess and I would be mortified to show it off like it is now. I'll come visit in a couple months when things are a bit more stable, okay? ..... Pfffhahaha, no. They are a poor substitute for you and dad, and Soo-ah thinks there is no such thing as too much information when it comes to - uh, subjects I don't want to talk about in front of my mother. No, don't pointedly ask her questions, it was like a month ago. But you see why I got my own place so quick.
"Friends? Uh, I'm kind of friends with one of my coworkers, Min Woo-young. I don't know if he's famous enough to - yeah! The teleporter. No, not a bit, he's just a pretty stand up guy. Outside of work, ehhhn... you know how it is. I am scary and famous, blarrh. Plus there are like, weird fangirls that are - yeah. Yeah. Exactly like that. I'm used to it. It's not as bad as the people that were after me after Hideyoshi, really, the venom and entitlement is easier to handle than, you know. Yeah. That. A PR person? Mmm... I might, I'm still trying to find a good guild alternative. Eh, Quasar has grown on me a little, actually? Like a fungus. Oh, don't get me wrong, it's still an organizational shitshow and I'm not doing their family bullshit ever, I've got you, just. Eh. There are worse places. But I still - yeah! Exactly. What about the next girl. Or guy, though I don't think the guys tend to have the weird pressure to - yeah. That. Oh, trust me, I don't want you to be a grandmother yet either! .... Hm. I... don't think I've been here long enough to say for sure? I dunno. Maybe it's better or maybe I'm just better at nipping it in the bud.
"Or that, yeah. But let me think the best of Korea! I'll have you know I'm a homeowner here...!"