"Let's take a look at the forces around. Who would be fighting on which side of a fight about whether any halflings here stay kidnapped or leave."
"Fighting in favor of kidnapping: A handful of second rate hired guards. Unless any want to desert, seeing how their employer probably won't be able to pay them by the year's end."
"Fighting against kidnapping: These two in their shiny armor. Any halflings who would prefer not to be kidnapped."
Marco gives a wave to the Volunteer Decree Promulgators, and shares a knowing look with a few halflings who aren't as well hidden as they think they are.
"Not participating in this fight: That fool hiding in his tower claiming to rule, and his army. My forces, busy keeping him trapped in that tower. The count or duke or archduke or queen. Might show up for the next fight, on one side or the other, but too far from this one."