Hey, he'll take it, free magic.

With his right hand he starts rubbing himself over his jeans, and meanwhile his left hand trails its way up the driver's leg and towards his crotch...

The driver takes one hand off the wheel and unbuttons his jeans. In a few not-very-graceful movements, he manages to get his underwear and jeans around his knees. His dick is distinctly average in length and girth, but is a lovely pinkish color, and juts out between his legs with the hardness of a man who's having a favorite fantasy suddenly and unexpectedly fulfilled.

Which is exactly what is happening.  

Oliver, not having access to the narration, does not know he's fulfilling a fantasy. He is merely wrapping his hand around some guy's cock and lightly stroking him, running his thumb around the tip, and definitely looking at the driver while making... faces.

Gods above he's in a porno.

He unzips himself but doesn't unbutton, and just takes his cock out again and starts jerking himself in sync with the driver.

The driver says various things along the lines of "uuuugh so-- so hot beautiful aaaaaa unf please yes please gaaaaaah fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuck." It would be a bit concerning to have this person driving a two tons of metal going at sixty miles an hour and full of explosives, but fortunately the Erogame takes care of such things. 

If the driver were in his right mind, he would definitely help jerk off Oliver. However, he is not in his right mind-- see above regarding "favorite fantasy"-- and the portions of his brain that are not currently mush are desperately concentrating on not crashing into anything.

So he just enjoys the waves of pleasure coming from his crotch and occasionally sneaks glances at the beautiful, beautiful man with a heart-stopping smile who is in his car and touching his dick and making faces. So many faces. Oh god faces.

Across the city, the fifty people whose fantasies this would most fulfill have a sudden impulse to do something good for the world by buying a wheelchair-accessible car and signing up to work for assorted rideshare and taxi services.

Oliver is also certainly unaware of such sudden impulses but he would not complain about them.

Now, he's masturbated people many times in his life. Most of the times those people were him, but the point is that he's used to holding a dick. You know what would be novel, though? Tasting one. He lets go of the driver's dick to readjust himself, then flashes him a mischievous smile before leaning down to the side and taking it all into his mouth...

The Erogame is being so helpful! It is improving disability access for everyone!

The driver makes a sound like "uuuurp," lets go of the wheel, panics, and grabs the wheel again. His balls are drawn up tight and close to his dick, and it is very possible that Oliver's first blowjob will end tragically quickly with an orgasm.

It's okay. Probably once he's come the driver will be able to concentrate to help Oliver out.

He doesn't mind at all. He does pull away to say, "You should probably not hold onto the wheel too tightly when you come down my throat," and back to sucking.

...man, being a slut is fun. He should do that more.

In response to that sentence, the driver makes a sound it is impossible to represent with the English alphabet. Maybe IPA?

His toes literally curl, he begins to pant, and after two or three more sucks he is, as promised, coming down Oliver's throat with a gentle sigh.

Oliver has the Wizard's Body. No diseases for him, so he can just slurp it up. It's... an interesting sensation. Not unpleasant at all.

(Being bi is also pretty fucking great.)

"Uh. Thank you." The driver is torn between social anxiety and the objective ludicrousness of being socially anxious around a person whose throat you just came down.

(Not that Oliver knows this, but the distinctly coconut-y taste of the driver's come is not in fact what come usually tastes like.)

Giving your first blowjob has caused your ART to go up by 1!

Quest available: Sex Drive

Personally administer orgasms to 250 different car drivers while they are driving. The drive must begin from some intent other than receiving your attentions, such as a rideshare or picking up a hitchhiker.

Success: Gain Wiz-Travel. If Wiz-Travel has already been obtained via boon, the boon used is refunded, and you do not get an extra boon at WIZ 75.

Accept Y/N

A spell has been unlocked by a special action! Swallowing the driver's come has unlocked the spell The Nectar!

He laps the last few drops up then straightens back to a seat (pressing the 'Y' on the way), grinning. "Trust me, it was my pleasure," he says. He's still jerking himself off.

The driver's mother had taught him manners! Admittedly, not manners she thought would apply to this situation, but manners all the same!

He reaches over with one hand and starts to jerk Oliver off, glancing at him occasionally while mostly keeping his eyes on the road.

This guy is adorable. How on Earth did Oliver ever fail to notice that guys can be adorable?

"If I'm about to come I'm going to tell you. Don't wanna get all messy here."

Wow, what a bizarre coincidence, there's an empty parking spot he can pull over into right here.

He swallows Oliver's cock into his throat like a starving man who has just encountered a Thanksgiving meal.

Oh. Okay, then, thank you wizard sex game. He closes his eyes and grabs the driver by the hair—gently, Oliver doesn't know if he's into that—and bites his lip, breathing heavily. He's slightly above average in size, but only slightly, so driver should probably have no problems there.

The driver chokes on Oliver's cock, pulls off briefly, then goes at it with a renewed determination. 

He makes a little fluttery moan when Oliver's hands touch his hair. 

That's promising. Maybe Oliver can grab a bit harder, and start leading him?

He can totally do that! The driver will make louder moans! He will also choke slightly more often, but that does not dampen his enthusiasm. 

Oliver is a fast learner, he can figure out what the best rhythm for his toy driver is.

And for himself. He starts getting closer and closer, wills his left hand not to flap—flapping is not hot—and his breaths get shallower and more ragged. "Ah—aah—aah I'm going to come soon—"

The driver continues to suck, maintaining a smooth and easy rhythm. 

Then Oliver is going to come into his mouth, too. Presumably he doesn't taste like coconut to other people, but maybe he can turn other people into wizards later and then he will. In the meantime, though, he shoots load after load into the driver's mouth (not too much, though, he already came today), releasing a shaky breath and grinning widely down at him. He decides he wants to pet him.

The driver purrs when he's petted.

"God, you're adorable," Oliver giggles. "I kinda wanna kiss you now."

The driver kisses him! Kisses all around! 

He does not taste of coconut.

Well, he has ever tried his own cum, out of scientific curiosity, so he's not surprised by the taste.

...it's actually kinda hot, really. He gets really into the kiss, and even though he literally just came kissing the mouth that just swallowed his cum is, well. An interesting experience.