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Hi Everyone in Westcrown! This is my first Pamplet! I'm dictating this pamphlet to my new best friend forever Mariona, who is a Laundry Wizard! I'm a Countess and a Delegate and a Sorceress with a family Lightning Bloodline, which means I'm important, and my opinions are important, and I'm important and you should read this pamphlet! 

So all the nobles I'm talking to have ideas for how censorship should work now that we need to censor what people write! And I had this idea, and decided to tell people about it! So I decided to write a pamplet. So I talked to Mariona, and she said she'd write it out for me! And this is that pamplet!

So my idea is that we should make it so nobles can issue licenses for printing! And people have to pay to nobles a bond, which, is forfeit when someone prints something bad! And then people have to pay a new bond! It's easy to find nobles, because they're always ruling, so you always know who is responsible! I think barons shouldn't be allowed to make licenses- only counts and above! Anyway that's my idea! 

Oh yes, thank you for reminding me, Merce! 

Yes, if you're a merchant, you should ship your goods through Halmyris! We're gonna build a giant crane! And have low port fees! Anyway, hope everyone has a great day! Come and talk to me if you disagree!

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On first blush, one would expect that whoever's mocking the actual countess with this pamphlet ("I'm important, and my opinions are important" -- well, it's not like most pamphlet parodies are subtle) will soon wind up dead. But since that's the obvious conclusion, one must presume the actual author is safe, either by magical means or political position. Which makes it interesting that someone with that sort of power is trying to derail a plan to replace freedom of the pen with a scheme that requires paying off the upper nobility, by announcing it to the readers of pamphlets.

Kinda cruel, though, how the pamphlet author is trying to trick the stupid-and-gullible into bothering the countess ("Come and talk to me if you disagree!"). Maybe the resulting confrontations are intended to remind the nobles behind the scheme that there are enough stupid-and-gullible people around that they could be incited against the nobles? You'd think the riots were recent enough that a reminder wouldn't be necessary, but it's not like it costs the author anything to include the line.

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The poor young woman. The slander laws will be helpful to her also.

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Condesa Lucia continues to be shockingly (and likely dangerously) naive and open.  It’s almost a point in favor of relocating to Halymris… but likely the entire rest of her family and court (and advisors, and rich merchants, and powerful wizards… and considering her level of nativity merely mediocre wizards and merely well off merchants and guild leaders) will have schemes to exploit her naivety.  Dia does not think she, much less her sisters, have much of a chance against all of that in political maneuvering.

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