Barbariana: I am Barbariana, the chieftess of the Foreign Barbarians. 

Abadaricus: I am Abadarcus, the legendary Son of Abadar who turns Liars to Gold with the twitch of my Eyebrow.

Barbariana: I hear tales of the Lawful and Civilized Abadarans and imitate their ways as best a Crude Barbarian can. Thinking my land now Lawful and Civilized, I invite the Son of Abadar to visit.

Abadaricus: My home is the Axis City, home of Lawful Abadar and Lawful Norborger. I am invited to this Mortal Kingdom, and hope it is not too Unpleasantly Anarchic compared to my Lawful City.

Barbariana: Welcome, Son of Abadar, of Fair Tradew and Fair Laws. Behold our Lawful and Civilized land. 

Abadaricus: Why do all goods in your market have Two Prices? Which is the Fair Price?

Barbariana: We heard you like Prices so we have Two Currencies. There are Twice as many Prices so it is Twice as Fair.

Abadaricus: It would be rude to comment. Let us move on to Laws, the most important part of being Lawful.

 Barbariana: We do not have any Laws yet. We have gathered a Great Assembly to create them. It is closed for now, someone gave a speech that might be illegal.

Abadaricus: How do you know if it is illegal if the Assembly has not made the Laws yet?

Barbariana: It was a bad speech so the next Morning it was declared illegal. 

Abadaricus: By the Great Assembly?

Barbariana: No, the Great Assembly is closed. We made sure to have the Trial before the Great Assembly opened, because we cannot have a Trial if we already know what the Laws are.

Abadaricus: I would presume the Exact Reverse? I suspect I am being mocked.

Barbariana: You look Discomforted. Here, behold our Sentencing! We heard that in your kingdom you like to make decisions by Betting Odds. So we use the Gambling of the Rabble to decide our cases. Oh, the best Odds are for Devoured by Lions. 

Abadaricus: …I must go I have sudden business in Axis.