Tar-Buffoon: I am the mighty Arch-Skeleton who rules Gebland, a land that grows Sugar, Zombies, and Tar.

Valia Wain: I am a Priestess of Iomedae, Goddess of Good Triumphant over Evil.

Tar-Buffoon: Evil can make Nothing New of itself, but it is no matter. I shall Steal and Corrupt the Good Wellia, and make of her my Liche-Queene!

Wailia Vain: Disaster! I shall Pray for Victory over this Evil!

Iomedae: You may Corrupt her Body yet you cannot touch her Soul, for it is Mine.

Wailia Vain: Behold, though my Body is but Bones, my Holy Channeling destroys the Sugar-growing Zombies of Gebland. And at the last I shall Cure my own Wounds, and my soul Ascend into Heaven!

Tar-Buffoon: Calamity! I did not foresee this!

Iomedae: So does Good always prevail over Evil, if you but have Faith.