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"The details are sensitive. I don't think you've even told her we're here. If she wants us to go away, we will."

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There's a long silence.

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"If she's legitimately in the middle of something and you can't tell her yet let me know because otherwise I'm not gonna wait around," Loki calls.

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"She's, uh, thinking."

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"Cool, thanks!"

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"Are they always like this?"

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"Yes, it's annoying. Lúthien's nice though."

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"And capable of handling star battles?"

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"I don't actually know how useful she'll be because I'm more used to the other kind but it's worth asking as long as nothing urgent is about."

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"Seems reasonable."

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"Plus I bet she'll be very excited about princess visitors once she's done deciding whether we're - oh, uh - Excuse me, would it help if we swore we don't work for the Enemy, because we can do that!"

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"Go ahead."

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"I don't know who these people consider their enemy."

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"Evil god. He likes torture a whole fuck of a lot. I swear that I do not and have never worked for the Enemy!"

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"I swear that I do not and have never worked for anyone involved in torture, though we cooperated with the CIA once to arrest an arms dealer and I let their agent fly one of my remotely piloted airships!"

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"You could say 'Melkor', that's his name. Or 'Morgoth' or 'Gorthaur' or 'Moringotto'. Lotta names."

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"I am pretty sure the CIA agent's name was Everett!"

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"The exact words matter - oh, well, they don't, because you're a human - she's a human," Loki apologizes to the forcefield. "But if you weren't a human, if you were one of Melkor's agents disguised as one, then you would literally not be able to say 'I swear I don't and have never worked for Melkor', see?"

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"I swear I don't and have never worked for Melkor," Shuri says agreeably. 

There's a pause. 

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There is a princess. 

 

"What's the CIA?"

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"It is an American organization that tortures people."

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"What is an American?"

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"A person who lives in America, which is a country in my world."

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Loki giggles softly.

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"Why did you let him fly your remotely piloted airships?"

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