Hydra: I am the Hydra, malignant monster from the fetid swamps, granted the power to Read and Write by the strange magic of Druids. 

Securito: I am Securito, the Wizard who fears the Ridicule of the Pamphleteers. 

Hydra: With this power to Read and Write, I fill the city with Pamphlets most Monstrous. 

Securito: I accuse you of Incitement against our Beloved Queen. I arrest you and Behead you!

Hydra: By Fell Hydrasome Means, two more heads sprout from the stump. You have not stopped the Pamphlets. 

Securito: I accuse you of Incitement against our Beloved Geb! I arrest you and Behead you!

Hydra: By Fell Hydrasome Means, two more heads sprout from the stump. With these Additional Heads write More Pamphlets.

Securito: I accuse you of Murder by means of sending words Backwards through Time to cause the Slaying of those who died Before the Writing. I arrest you and Behead you!

Hydra: By Fell Hydrasome Means, two more heads sprout from the stump. Behold, I grow so Numerous that every day brings new Pamphlets in the Hydrasome Style. 

Securito: Why do the Citizens laugh as I fight Murderous Time Wizards and as I defend the Honor of Geb? Clearly the Mockery of the Pamphleteers is at fault. Arrest and Behead! Arrest and Behead! Arrest and Behead!

Hydra: You cannot kill me in any way that matters.