People of Westcrown! Do not be mislead by pamphlets agitating against the Liche King of Geb and his Skeletons. You should not worry about this. Confused scribes claim that Geb places his Skeletons into the nobility or uses export of sugar to transform men into zombies. They are completely incorrect. Before writing pamphlets, these scribes should have read holy books such as the Acts of Iomedae. By doing so they may print truth instead of ignorant falsehood.

From my own readings of the Acts I have learned the truth which I will to you relate: 

There was a Liche Archmage whose army of Skeletons near overran the whole of Avistan, who Kelesh foreigners call Geb, though the proper translation of his name is Tar. Fear not! This Liche Archmage was defeated by Holy Iomedae long ago. Tar and his army of Skeletons did battle with Holy Iomedae and the Shining Crusade but the battle was ended many years ago. Tar is now sealed away and guarded by the Paladins of Righteous Lastwall. By decree of Holy Iomedae, there will never come a day when Righteous Lastwall shirks their duty and allows Tar to once again send his Skeletons against the world. This knowledge is freely available, read the Acts of Iomedae yourself to learn of the Shining Crusade.

People of Westcrown! Read from the Acts of Iomedae and trust the words of the Holy Book over the pamphlets written by mere mortals. Fear not the Skeletons defeated long ago. Rather, if you must fear, fear the forces of Hell which even now threaten lives and souls.