Q: Who are the True Patriots of Cheliax?
A: The True Patriots of Cheliax are the Inhuman Monsters. 

Q: How can that be? Did the True Patriots of Cheliax not recently hunt the Inhuman Monsters on the streets of Westcrown?
A: Those were the False Patriots of Cheliax. You can tell the difference because False Patriots rebel against our True Queen while True Patriots rebelled against the Thrune Pretenders.

Q: Did you not just say that Inhuman Monsters were the True Patriots of Cheliax?
A: Yes. The Inhuman Monsters have been fighting against the Thrune Pretenders for years, unlike most Cowardly Human Collaborators. 

Q: Do the Inhuman Monsters not attack at random with no purpose but Mindless Hostility?
A: It may appear so, to one who does not see the Greater Plan. Every monster attack was an attack on the Thrune Pretenders and their servants.

Q: What of the monster attacks that occurred this year, during the reign of our True Queen?
A: The Joyful News had not yet reached every forest and cave; many True Patriots of Cheliax do not yet realize that the war is won. When the Royal Proclamations reach their Hidden Lairs, monster attacks will cease.

Q: What of monster attacks near the capital, where all have heard the Joyful News?
A: The True Patriots of Cheliax are following orders from our True Queen to hunt down Diabolist Traitors.

Q: Did you not, earlier in this Dialog, condemn the Common People for that same action?
A: The Misinformed Rabble are to be condemned because they fight without orders from the True Queen. 

Q: Were all monster attacks carried out under orders from the True Queen?
A: Yes. 

Q: What of the Marauding Orc? 
A: The Marauding Orc has Rapaciously Pillaged, it is true. But ruining the lands of Diabolist Nobles weakened them. At the same time, the spoils supplied the armies of the True Queen.

Q: What of the Cannibal Strix?
A: The Cannibal Strix has Consumed the Dead, it is true. But it is better to be Utterly Consumed than burn in the Fires of Hell. Take the example of Pezzack. After liberation from the Thrune Pretenders, a Just Rebellion in which the Cannibal Strix took part, no more were the dead of Pezzack Utterly Consumed, for their souls had already escaped the Fires of Hell. 

Q: What of the Servile Halfling?
A: The Servile Halfling appears to be a simple servant, it is true. But this was a Clever Ruse. The Brutal Conquests of the Vile Thrunes and the enforcement of their Infernal Laws were carried out by Human Collaborators; but no Servile Halfling joined their ranks. Instead, disguised as servants by Clever Ruse, the Servile Halfling caused many a Diabolist Noble to die by Poison or So Called Accident.

Q: What of the Misbegotten Owlbear?
A:  This matter is unclear. The Misbegotten Owlbear is a Mindless Beast of the Forest and likely not a True Patriot of Cheliax.

Q: What of the Mysterious Druid, also a Beast of the Forest. 
A: The Mysterious Druid has been fighting to close a Portal to Hell, and is therefore a True Patriot of Cheliax. 

Q: If the Mysterious Druid takes the form of a Misbegotten Owlbear, is it a True Patriot of Cheliax?
A: Let us set the matter of the Misbegotten Owlbear aside for now. 

Q: What of the Subterranean Kobold? 
A: The Subterranean Kobold infests our sewers by the thousands in the manner of rats, it is true. But this was a Noble Sacrifice. Were it not for the Vigilant Patrolling of the Subterranean Kobold, armies of Sewer Devils would rise from the underground and kill us all. 

Q: What of the Ravenous Gryfin?
A: The Ravenous Gryfin tears apart both Human and Horse, it is true. But this was only out of anger at the Vile Atrocities of the Thrune Pretenders. Recently the Ravenous Gryfin has returned to its Ancestral Duty; recently it was seen quelling the mobs of False Patriots of Cheliax.

Q: Does Divine Right not give Cheliax to Humanity and not Inhuman Monsters; was Cheliax not founded by Aroden the Great?
A: Cheliax was founded by Aroden the Dead.

Q: Is Iomedae the Inheritor, Scourge of Hell and Liberator of Cheliax, not also a goddess of humanity? 
A: Iomedae the Inheritor has abandoned Human Collaborators in favor of Virtuous Paladins. While a Virtuous Paladin appears human, it is truly a Metal Construct animated by the Holy Law of Iomedae. No human could act with Total Law and Goodness and Wholly Abstain from both Drink and Flesh.

Q: Why have Iomedae and her fellows abandoned Humanity?
A: The Human Collaborators abandoned Iomedae by allowing the Thrune Pretenders to take Cheliax.

Q: Is it possible to regain the favor of Iomedae?
A: It is impossible for a Human Collaborator. But the Healer Archmage Namiah in her Infinite Mercy is using Great Sorcery to turn us into Inhuman Monsters. I have purchased such a spell myself and am now a Subterranean Kobold. Soon all of Cheliax will join me in shedding humanity. 

Q: This whole time, I have been talking to a Subterranean Kobold?
A: This whole time, you have been talking to a True Patriot of Cheliax.