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When most of the delegates have entered the convention hall, but before the President has called the meeting to order, he stands up and makes an announcement.
"I have several castings of a spell that can temporarily give a person fluent knowledge of Chelish Taldane. In the interests of this Convention being better able to conduct its business I will cast it for free on any delegate with a need for it. Please approach me or one of my staff wizards if you are interested."
"I expected you'd want one."
Share Language (Taldane).
"Gracious, this is a complicated language! Do you really go around like this all the time?"
"The spell lasts a day, though people tend to retain some knowledge permanently, especially if they use the language a lot while it's active. A week or two of having it cast every day and using it a lot is usually enough to learn the language for real."
This is a farce. If the monsters can't even speak Taldane they shouldn't be here.
Liushna vaguely notices Slavery Committee Bitch #2 as she approaches Alfonso, but doesn't assign him any particular importance. "Could use," she says, a little sheepish even though the fact that she could use it is EXTREMELY OBVIOUS.
"Of course." Share Language.
"You're welcome. The President ought to have offered it to you yesterday but there's a lot he ought to have done and he's very busy, no doubt. I'm sorry I didn't think to prepare it yesterday."
"Well, hindsight is always clearer than foresight. I won't be ungrateful."
"I would improve a little but you should only use it on me if no-one else wants one and you have some left unused." Feather really wants to find out what the word 'monster' really means but she doesn't know how the spell works if all the humans disagree about it.
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