Ivan must be drunker than he thought he was. He could have sworn he knew his way around Vivienne's parents' house, since she wanted to introduce him last week and showed him the place, but maybe they have a... secret... upstairs... bar? where Vivienne's room is supposed to be? And most certainly was last time he checked? He's never going to find the sweater she sent him up looking for here, anyway. Why is there a secret upstairs bar in Vivienne's parents' house?
"Horses, huh? Grandda's horses? Has he taken you to see the maple trees yet?"
"Yeah. He even gave me a horse," says Miles. "But he named the horse Fat Ninny."
"Yes," says Miles. "It is a silly name. Grandda is a little complicated about me. I guess you know that already, if you've been trying to convince him to see your brother."
"It's not exactly the running around," he says. "It's more like... he's very, very disappointed that I didn't turn out the way he wanted, so he doesn't want to have anything to do with me. But he'll get better about it later. He still gave my horse a silly name, though."
"Well, it was Grandda, and he was giving me a horse. I wasn't going to make a fuss about the name."
If she didn't have an Illyan, that might explain the continuing mystery of the basket...
"Sounds like just about everybody," he says. "Well, everybody I knew when I was five. I've met some more people since."
"Plenty! For example," is he going to say this? he's totally going to say this, "I had a secret little brother. So secret I didn't even know about him until a couple of years ago. Neither did my parents."
There, that's just about the maximum kid-friendliness he can inject into that story.
"Maybe you could," he says. "You could tell your parents about him, and say that he's going to be made on Jackson's Whole by somebody from Komarr who doesn't like Da very much, and then see if they and Uncle Simon can find him that way."