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yeah I know 

why aren't people voting do you know

 

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not used to it?
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wish they could whip up planets faster so we could have it for people to see

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dunno if that would help here
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gonna ask my parole officer if i can go hop the bus around talking to people

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cool. if you need a native guide or whatever lemme know
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that'd be great

 

 

 

 

 

he said what would I do if I see the mugger again, i said give him a hug and get drinks when we're done canvassing

he said okay

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pfffff does he know about the jetskis and ice cream
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i said we'd stayed in touch but not details cuz like

the court would be happy about it and possibly cut me some slack and that's - not the point?

i didn't want it to be about that

even retroactively

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dude if you can get slack for taking me out for ice cream go for it
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it's not like they're being hardasses about it as is but okay

i'll be in the usual spot at 4 

with the old bus, the shuttle's too big to take around all over the place

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see you


He's there.
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He has the old bus and a supervisor. He does give him a hug. There's a sign on the bus. It says 'fare: free but you have to fill out your ballot and tell all your friends to'.

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"Yo," says the mugger, who has absolutely had a name all this time and is called Cahmro.

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"Hey. This is an Earth school bus, I bought it for like two hundred bucks when the district consolidated and got it running again myself. Well, with my dad. Where we going?"

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"Around my neighborhood, I guess?"

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"Sure." Pop.

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And they can bother random majority-purples about voting.

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"Purples are the ones that matter," Dave says to his parole supervisor. "You know their system, right -"

      "Not really."

"Like, pretty much all real jobs are purple. Mechanic, that's purple, construction, that's purple, farmer's purple, miner's purple, factory's purple, girl jobs - hairstylist, housekeeper -"

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"Girl jobs?" blinks Cahmro.

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" - you know, like, nail stuff and clothing stores and eyelash curling or whatever - those are all purple too -"

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"...wouldn't girl jobs be like... uh... surrogacy? ...wetnursing?"

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"...I don't think we have those. Are they purple?"

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"Surrogacy's anybody, it's just being pregnant. Wetnursing is like if you don't think formula's good enough for some reason and the baby's mom isn't able to breastfeed you can hire somebody and I think it's orange."

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"Okay but like are there guys who want to be nail artists and makeup people and hairstylists."

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