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There are a lot of Amentan countries. Vanda Nossëo representatives are dispatched to all of them. These Elves (two with black hair, one with silver) take a shuttle down from the lightleaper to a country called Calado, and radio ahead to request permission to land at a elegant modern spaceport.

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They get permission. Then it's rescinded. Then they are supposed to submit a statement of their intentions before they can have permission.

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Uh, okay. They are here to introduce themselves to the Calador government, establish lines of communication, make material available about intergalactic consortiums and how to become a member of one, and offer emergency aid if required, particularly if required in relation to the food crisis.

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They should come to this one location over here. They should come to the capital. They should go away.

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...well there are three of them, would it work if one went away and one went to each of those locations?

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No. Sure! Absolutely not. Wait come meet this senator in the Free State of Oahk instead.

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The Free State of Oahk is getting their own emissaries. Is this, like, a bad time, should they come back later.

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They should go away and not come back! They should stay. They can still meet a Calador senator in Oahk can't they?

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...it would be kind of hard to explain to their superiors why they did that instead of meeting the Calador senate in Calado.

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Because the senator asked them to?

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How many senators are there?

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Three hundred. This one is on vacation. He is definitely the one they should be talking to.

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...if they sent three hundred people, one to talk to each senator, would that solve this, uh, complicated problem.

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Nope they should definitely not do that.

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Okay. They will try again in a week.

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No!!!

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They are hoping that in a week whatever disaster is currently impeding ordinary coordination will be resolved and they can receive clearer instructions.

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Someone nips up and scoops their shuttle out of the sky and tows it down.

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Three mildly annoyed Elves write home to notify their superiors that Calado seems to have principled concerns about centralized power. Or something.

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They are escorted out of their shuttle by some greys!

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"Uh, hello."

"I don't think you're really supposed to do that?"

"We could have gotten hurt."

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"Orders," says one of the greys. They are patted down for weapons.

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They're unarmed. "You mean that you're not the person we should take that up with? Who is the person we should take that up with?"

"Why are you touching us?"

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"Checking to see if you've got anything on you before we take you to the senator."

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"...okay."

"Does Calado usually have someone in charge who is currently indisposed or ill or something?"

"I said I think it's a principled objection to centralized power."

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"...there's just senators," says a grey.

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