"In a year - our years, they're shorter than yours - I go back to court and I'm like 'I wrote my apology letter and I did remedial training on crisis management and I stayed outta trouble and I really liked my route in Calado' and then maybe they'll be cool about it."
"Well. Maybe once everyone has left they'll leave because they're too fancy to vacuum their own floors and then people who don't suck can come back and do government like Lincoln said."
"Government of the people, by the people, for the people, that was Lincoln. He was president but he grew up in a log cabin and worked on a farm and stuff, not very blue."