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The following day they visit the 149th Annual Bioestheties Exhibition, Class A, Dedicated to the Memory of the Celestial Lady. This dedication, though rather last-minute, makes it a key stop for offworlders on Eta Ceta for funerary proceedings. Lord Vorreedi is, unexpectedly, present too; he may be hard to slip.
The exhibits are gorgeous. Unnatural colors of various flowers are sufficiently routine to be used as borders for the real show - fish with clan marks on their scales (this exhibitor is about twelve), a pet unicorn (this one is possibly not even an exhibit), a tendril of vine that attempts to entrap Ivan's foot (its keeper dislodges it), and a kitten tree.
Ivan is displeased by the kitten tree, believing there to be glue involved in the attachment of kittens to their pods. He picks one in a determined rescue attempt. It is not ripe; the kitten expires when detached. Vorreedi offers to discreetly dispose of the poor beast, for which Ivan is intensely grateful.
Their erstwhile friend Yenaro is present. When Ivan notices, he points the man out to Miles.
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Miles can't actually see the ghem-lord in question - the height of the balcony railing prevents him from peering over the edge at a steep enough angle. But he takes Ivan's word for it.
"He could be here for totally coincidental reasons," he says. "Artistic appreciation... hoping to catch the eye of a winning lady at the award ceremony later..."
"He could be here for totally coincidental reasons," he says. "Artistic appreciation... hoping to catch the eye of a winning lady at the award ceremony later..."
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Ivan sighs. "I don't suppose there's any way we can get him before he gets us."
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"No lie," agrees Ivan.
A ghem-lady approaches. She has a ring with the screaming bird insignia on it, which she gestures with at Miles, unobtrusively.
A ghem-lady approaches. She has a ring with the screaming bird insignia on it, which she gestures with at Miles, unobtrusively.
"No. Meet me at the west entrance in thirty minutes."
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"I'll wait." She moves on in the direction of an exhibit of a long-tailed bird which sings like a string quartet.
"Crap," says Ivan. "You're really rubbing shoulders with haut-ladies, are you? Well, as close as the bubbles let you get to haut shoulders."
"Crap," says Ivan. "You're really rubbing shoulders with haut-ladies, are you? Well, as close as the bubbles let you get to haut shoulders."
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"I'm not far enough off the ground to rub shoulders with haut-anyones, Ivan. I just happen to be well-placed to help save their empire..."
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"Which you're obviously enjoying immensely," says Ivan.
Vorreedi, having got rid of the prematurely picked kitten, approaches them to say, "My lords. Something has come up. I'm going to have to leave you for a while. Stay together and don't leave the building, please."
"Yenaro's here, is that it?"
"The practical joker? We know he's here, but my analysts judge him a non-lethal annoyance; you'll have to defend yourselves from him for the moment. But the outer-perimeter man - he's a sharp one - has spotted another individual, known to us, a professional. We don't know why he's here; I have some heavier backup on the way. In the meanwhile we propose to... drop in on him for a short chat."
Vorreedi, having got rid of the prematurely picked kitten, approaches them to say, "My lords. Something has come up. I'm going to have to leave you for a while. Stay together and don't leave the building, please."
"Yenaro's here, is that it?"
"The practical joker? We know he's here, but my analysts judge him a non-lethal annoyance; you'll have to defend yourselves from him for the moment. But the outer-perimeter man - he's a sharp one - has spotted another individual, known to us, a professional. We don't know why he's here; I have some heavier backup on the way. In the meanwhile we propose to... drop in on him for a short chat."
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"Fast-penta is illegal here for anyone but the police and the imperials, isn't it?" inquires Miles.
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"I doubt this one would go to the authorities to complain," says Vorreedi, smiling a bit wickedly.
Ivan snorts.
"Watch yourselves," Vorreedi cautions, and then he drifts away, as-if-casually.
Ivan snorts.
"Watch yourselves," Vorreedi cautions, and then he drifts away, as-if-casually.
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Miles counts the passing minutes in his head as he and Ivan move on to admire some less animate floral displays.
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Two of Ivan's ghem lady-friends ooze up, flirt with Ivan principally and Miles as an afterthought to resolve the quandary of their limited Ivan supply, and smilingly drag both Barrayarans towards the lady Benello's sister's exhibit.
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He finds himself strangely resistant to Lady Benello's charms. Ivan can have all the oozing ghem-women his heart desires; Miles's heart has loftier goals. He doesn't quite go as far as physically stepping away when the lady chooses to walk beside him, but he responds no more than politely to her flirting.
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They find, when they get to the relevant party's entry, that Veda (the sister) has stepped out, and that Lord Yenaro, who has been helping her with her entry, is there instead. The entry is a cloth sort of thing that emits perfume to change with the mood of the wearer. Yenaro assures Benello, when she asks for what may well be the hundredth time if they shouldn't have had it made into a dress and modeled by a servitor, that this will look less commercial as-is and score better.
"Nevertheless," Yenaro concedes, "you are right, this display is a bit static. Step closer and we'll hand-demonstrate the effects."
Ivan isn't getting anywhere near Yenaro for love or money, anyway.
"Nevertheless," Yenaro concedes, "you are right, this display is a bit static. Step closer and we'll hand-demonstrate the effects."
Ivan isn't getting anywhere near Yenaro for love or money, anyway.
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Miles takes a sniff that might be construed as polite investigation of the fabric's scent. In fact he is looking for just about anything his nose can tell him - surely there is no subtle drug concealed in the exhibit, since Yenaro is standing right there inhaling regularly - then again, he drank the zlati ale, too - and there is something familiar in the air, if only Miles could separate it out from the dozens of perfumes wafting from the ghem-gaggle and assorted nearby entries...
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Yenaro picks up a pitcher of something.
"More zlati ale?" wonders Ivan under his breath.
"More zlati ale?" wonders Ivan under his breath.
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The sight of the pitcher closes the circuit of memory. Miles comes on full alert. "Grab that pitcher, Ivan!" he says urgently. "Don't let him spill a drop!"
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Ivan reacts before he asks inconvenient questions and then holds the pitcher, bewildered.
"Really, Lord Vorkosigan!" says Yenaro, exasperated, giving up the vessel without complaint.
"Really, Lord Vorkosigan!" says Yenaro, exasperated, giving up the vessel without complaint.
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Miles drops flat, putting his face as close to the thick green carpet as possible - the carpet that is only present at this particular entry - and inhales, confirming his suspicions.
"What are you doing?" laughs Lady Benello. "The rug isn't part of it!"
Not part of the entry, no. But part of something else. Miles gets to his feet and takes a few steps Ivanward, away from the edge of the dangerous rug. "Hand me that pitcher, very carefully. Then give that carpet a sniff and tell me what you smell," he instructs.
"What are you doing?" laughs Lady Benello. "The rug isn't part of it!"
Not part of the entry, no. But part of something else. Miles gets to his feet and takes a few steps Ivanward, away from the edge of the dangerous rug. "Hand me that pitcher, very carefully. Then give that carpet a sniff and tell me what you smell," he instructs.
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Ivan obeys, gingerly, self-consciously, and - when he smells what's in the carpet - furiously: "Asterzine!"
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Miles retreats farther from the carpet, handling the pitcher with exquisite care, and lifts the lid for a quick sniff. The not-quite-vanilla-orange scent of the liquid inside removes all doubt.
"Ivan, pull a thread or two while you're down there," he says. "I think it's time we took Lord Yenaro aside for a discreet private chat. Excuse us, please, ladies. Um - man-talk," is the best vague excuse he can summon on the spot. Rather to his surprise, it works. He leads Ivan and Yenaro - assuming the one will drag the other along bodily if necessary - to an unused and unoccupied nook several spaces away from the scent-fabric exhibit with its unlucky carpet.
"Ivan, pull a thread or two while you're down there," he says. "I think it's time we took Lord Yenaro aside for a discreet private chat. Excuse us, please, ladies. Um - man-talk," is the best vague excuse he can summon on the spot. Rather to his surprise, it works. He leads Ivan and Yenaro - assuming the one will drag the other along bodily if necessary - to an unused and unoccupied nook several spaces away from the scent-fabric exhibit with its unlucky carpet.