Demon Cam in the Space Silmarillion
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"...the Valar sorta didn't let them."

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"If the Valar didn't let them leave they wouldn't have been here. Or you'd have already fought your way past the Valar and then you'd have a better sense of whether you can go visit Angband safely."

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"It was a huge mess but it did not involve me fighting Valar," Cam says, "I probably wouldn't summarize it accurately or charitably, but 'let' is not how I would describe the thing the Valar did."

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"Okay. I will write if further questions come to mind."

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"Sounds good."

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And they set to work moving their supplies.  No one even blinks at Cam; apparently the announcement went over well enough. 

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"Anything else I should do while I'm here that isn't providing things that go boom?"

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"Do you do hospitals? We have a lot of wounded."

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"...my medical training is in a species that responds completely differently to medicine but if you need, like, blood for transfusions, or you have amputees, I expect to be able to help there unproblematically?"

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"We do have those, but people aren't dying of either problem; perhaps we'll relocate them to a centralized location to save you some time. I am really very reluctant to delay you in figuring out whether to help with the war. We lost fifty thousand people yesterday."

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"Christ. Okay. I'll get a move on."

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"Thank you. What's Christ?"

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"Fictional deity commonly sworn by in my native language. I'll check for letters once a day," he says, and he takes off and goes for his shuttle.

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It's undisturbed where he left it. 

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And he heads for the place that is difficult to head for.

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And the ship would rather go somewhere else and his eyes keep wandering but it's not that hard to correct for and soon he's at the edge. 

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He hops out.

"Excuse me!" he calls. "I cannot osanwë you because I am not the correct kind of cyborg but I am a visitor from another world and it was suggested I come here!"

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And for a minute there's silence, and then a door opens in the very solid very tall concrete wall. There wasn't a visible place for a door. They're now right in front of him. 

"Hello? We don't speak any Quenya here..."

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Cam pulls up his translator. "Is this better?"

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"Yes. Are you from Valinor?"

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"No, I've visited the place only briefly. I'm from another dimension."

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"All right. Why are you here?"

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"I'm trying to figure out to what extent and in what way I should best oppose the Enemy."

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"We would be happy to aid you in that but you might want to be more specific."

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"I can make things. 'Things' is 'not antimatter' and 'not minds' but otherwise fairly arbitrary. I am also personally indestructible."

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