An Edie and Elves in Middle-Earth
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"Riiiight Illia said you don't have ballista. Not that I'm sure they'd help. Or, you know, that they're not kind of obsolete--I guess her mind just went a hint medieval when she heard the words 'siege weaponry,' what was she thinking, not bringing up cannons..."

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"Other developments about your world obviate siege warfare?"

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"Nnnot exactly it's just that those specific words are for some reason generally used to describe some relatively obsolete stuff. I'm not sure it would be worth trying to re-develop handguns, no wait of course it would you do have human allies what was I thinking. Um. I hope Illia remembers how gunpowder works, 'cause I don't, but then your brother did just invent a completely new substance. Anyway. Basic principle is that if you create a really sturdy tube, stick an explosive in it, and then stick an iron or lead ball in it, and then set off the explosive, you will have a lead or iron ball traveling at very, very high velocity towards things you want damaged."

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"Okay. More range or damage than a longbow?"

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"Cannons? Yes on the damage, I don't know a longbow's range to compare. The kind of gun you can carry? Depends on the gun. Some of the really good, modern ones, yes, I think so. But the reason early guns supplanted longbows in my world was that they were easier to train people on. They were worse, but a thousand guys with crappy guns usually beats a hundred guys with longbows."

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"So maybe worth it for the kingdoms that have Men fighting in their wars."

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"Yes, the only reason I'm considering it possibly salient for you is that I don't want to bet for sure that your brother couldn't reinvent sniper rifles and explosive ammunition based on the dregs of trivium I can call to mind about gunsmithing."

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"Mention it to Celebrimbor."

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"I'll do that!"

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"Want to build the spiders their new home first?"

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"That's probably not terribly urgent. The glass held up fine until the volcanoes erupted, and to be honest I think I want to have more of my building material to start with before I head out."

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"All right. What's next, then? I could probably do armor designs with you, at least the steps of finding something you think is pretty and functional -"

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"I wouldn't know functional from a terrible book cover," she admits.

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"You liked Maedhros', we could use that as a template and go from there. You have two hands and narrower shoulders."

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"I do. Um, I did like your Maedhros' armor, but I'm concerned that your uncle and cousins would find it...worrying...if I decided to run around in something obviously based of your brother's."

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"We will avoid putting a star of Fëanor on yours, and can do it in your favorite color, what's that?"

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"Blue. Same shade my eyes used to be, actually, which was convenient."

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"That's their color and won't offend them a bit. Send me the shade, and I'll tell you the precise word for it?"

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She sends him the shade of blue.

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And he starts sketching. "Do people not wear armor in your world? Even ceremonially?"

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"I think soldiers wear armor. If anyone wears it ceremonially I don't know about it."

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"You have soldiers? In peacetime?"

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"Most countries have standing armies, just in case. Genosha doesn't, on the grounds that trying to invade a flying city held aloft by the Great Mage who rules it and his mage citizens would have to be the stupidest move ever."

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"I bet I could come up with stupider, but - yeah. 

 

Would your city crash if anything ever happened to him and he wasn't able to pay attention?"

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"Nah, he doesn't actually do most of the maintainance, every mage and hedgewitch chips in."

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