"Maybe, but she's not here! And Miranda and Karen are really really smart!"
"Um, I think she actually is here, somewhere. But I think she's doing something with house elves. Dementors is Miranda's project."
"I have, but it doesn't seem very well put-together? It didn't involve any house-elves themselves, if I heard right."
"I know some stuff! Mostly 'cause the Slytherins are pleased about it," Alli says helpfully. "See, she was upset at how house elves were being treated, so she started SPEW, but the house elves like to work, so they think she's rallying against them or something? And a lot of Slytherin families are super old and rich and have their own elf, so they don't want her to succeed."
"I'm sort of uncomfortable with elves existing, but doing things that they don't like because the way they exist is sort of uncomfortable seems definitely worse than nothing."
"I like elves! Mum has thought about getting one but never has wound up doing it."
"Weird, right?" Enjoying work is not, one might say, Alli's specialty. "You should know, anyway, you cooked that cake with them, didn't you?"
"They were helpful and friendly and they liked to cook! I thought they just liked cooking, not the idea of work."
"They might vary in what kinds of work they like best, but yeah, that's kind of the idea."
"But... but they like it! You don't say poor Ravenclaws because we like reading more than you. The elves like cooking and cleaning and mending."
"I knoooow. They were just so nice with the cake and all, I feel bad."
"The main problem with elves isn't that they like chores, it's that they're easy to be mean to if somebody decides to do that. The ones here are fine, but nobody really checks up on the ones that belong to families."
"Well, then SPEW should do that," Jenny decides. "It sounds more helpful."
"Yeah. I want to get rid of them. They shouldn't - they shouldn't be."