Theo shrugs. "It's not like that's exactly a problem? I'm not gonna start being all cold or anything just because of that."

"No but there'll be a party and no makeouts," he pouts.

Theo shrugs but doesn't really know what to say.

"Not to mention however many days this will last in a row." Pout. "Are you quite sure you're just gay?"

He makes a bit of a face. "Pretty sure, yeah."

He sighs. "Oh well. Guess we'd better enjoy the 50% of the time we're compatible."

Theo shrugs again. "We're still compatible the other half of the time, just… not really like that?"

Sadde gives Theo a look. "I was trying to imply I want to go to the dancefloor with you and make out."

"Thaaaat was a pretty obscure implication, but sure, whatever." He tilts his head. "Let's?"

"It wasn't that obscure! What else could I possibly have meant about enjoying the time I happen to fit your sexual orientation?" He stands up and shoots Willow an inquiring look.

She shrugs. "D-don't worry about me, I-I'll be around here."

Theo raises an eyebrow and starts walking towards the dance floor. "Why should I know? I'm just an innocent teenage male."

He raises an eyebrow, too. "Innocent? What a terrible boyfriend I am, if you're still innocent."

"I mean, we could try to fix that," he says, trailing a hand across Sadde's shoulder. "But probably not here, what with all the other innocent teenagers."

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Sadde pulls Theo into a fairly passionate kiss, his right hand behind Theo's head and twirling through Theo's hair, his left one grabbing Theo's right buttock and pressing their bodies together.

Theo… might complain, except his mouth is currently busy.

And Sadde is right there.

So nope. No complaints from this corner.

Eventually Sadde pulls away and says, "It's a club, and I'm creative enough to be able to get rid of any leftover innocence you might have without violating public decency laws."

Theo smirks and asks, "Do you wanna try that out, then?"

"Of course I do," he answers simply, and resumes aforementioned activities.

Well, that is fine by Theo. The crowd around them seems to be dense enough that it's not super obvious they're being totally inappropriate, so that's nice for Theo's peace of mind.

Not that he'd care too much even if it were kinda super obvious. He's a bit busy.

...even with the crowd it's kinda super obvious, though, especially given this isn't exactly a 'close-dancing' song and besides now Sadde's nibbling down Theo's jawline to his neck.

Okay, okay, fine, that was just wishful thinking on Theo's behalf.

But as was already stated, he does not care. He is busy being nibbled.

Yep! More nibbling! And Sadde's hand may be doing quite a lot of work there, even if nothing's going under any clothing.

Oh. Really. Well. Huh.

That might be getting a bit too much for public.

Nonsense. Sadde can just start pulling Theo away from the dance floor and toward a wall in a secluded corner somewhere and continue doing this with less in the way of watching eyes.